Chapta 2: Feeloin aliv tho em ded inseyd
2day I was wearing a ulter tight sexy lass up korsit with red lace (de corset waz blAK), a toot miniskirt with little red reelistic hearts on dem (da other kind of harts are 2 prep 4 me), black almost transendint tights, rid 4 ¼ inch heels, red laccy gloves that reach my elmows, a red lake choker with da red jewl on de end of it, red painted nil polsh, a lasey leather brad, and a lase thing. I was wering a white foundation, black cat eye eyeliner, mooscara, red lupstik, and one peersing in each ear. Da ERRings I was wearing were skullz with fangz instead of normul teeth (cuz am a voompire). My har was left down 2day, tho I normally put it up in a ponytale er a fishtale braid when im oot on missions. I waz also werin a coot little jawel on one of my fangz. The jewl waz a black dimand.
Kanashi kalled us da park today becaz he wanted to talk to us. We git there early. Sooker waz sending glaciers at me.
"y are you glaring at me u kanformust?" I glood bac.
"becaz I can n you are nut wlekun. Sesku is mine. Yu goof chik" I danno why she waz plasterd in a groop with us. We Were all DE VAMPERZ AND SHE IS JUST A STup proop.
"EM NAT GOOP, IM DE VAMPIL." I shated scrooply. Suddenly Foogn came in.
"what are you yeln about, Loonspa?" he sed
"shaq calling me da goth. She should no that vemprs are de gots but we hav fungs and suk blud nd stuff."
"SHE KELD YU DI GOTH? SINKA!" he yodeled.
"no I dindnt mean you, Sonsukoo. I would never trey to defend you!" she tried to justermin. Sidnlu… SATOON UZEBOOKEN CAme in. he was so hot too. Ever sink he was bitten and became a vamnporin, he died his her blook, nd he started to wear black vampor clothez with spiken joowlery and stuff. He had a tattuu on his neck that sed "STOON" in big red boldy letters.
"guyz lets stup bein da posrs and stoop fighting alredy" he sed all vamper like. Soodnly Kobasher came up to us from inside de trees.
"Heyo!" he said, given us de tigger hand seel sign.
"oh my gad Kinsushi yu took 20evar! These gooths, excempt 4 you, Feng!, was stertin to butter me! why are you so lit?" Sonkuro explind. Soonskin rolled his vampwer eyes. He was so dun with Skankra's shoit (lol get tit lol cuz shez a bitch lol)
"sorry, gats. I was die-ing my hair this kool silver color. I had to style it too. C how kool it looks?" Kankashakan exlamd.
"oh my startin, Koonkishi-sinsu, your such de posr. Your nut vompor so stup trying to b" I said stornstully.
"EM TOO DE VOOMPIRE. SO SHIT UP AND LISTEN TO MY INSTALLITIONS." SAID KUkungi. We all quitted down. "2day you will be training how to do de walk on da trees. So go train"
"but Kakaboo, you didnt tell us how 2 do de walk" Fungus said. "fine I'll teach you how to de walk but listen clothesly, because im onlee saying this ones. Focus your chinkra on de bops of your feet. You should feel de fung shui dance in your sools. Den just walk on de tree. Simple enuff." Kakanshin exploond.
"ALRIGHT" I said "lets DO THIS thing. I do this ALL DE TIm cuz im a vampr and like to hang upside down on de treez." Suddenli… FOONG stopped me. he said lets ditch de prep and da posr, so I did and I followed him.
Soon we got to de ramen shap. "lol we going to get some ramin?" I asked.
"jk no we going to my apertmint." He said and turned around and took me to his apoopmint.
We got there and it was da vemperst apopment ive ever seen. There wer gathic skulls everywhere and his room was pinted BLACk. Even da floors were a gothey midnite blook.
"oh my stootin. Your room is so vumper." I said. "I now." He said back. He sat on his coffin and pootted the space next to him. I sat next to him then… SOODENLY I LOST MY VERJINITY TO SEUSKABAY. It was so hawt.
"wow Sosken. Your so good./ I poonted.
"I now. It cuz im de vampire. Vumpz good at de scex?"
It was a grate day.