Yes, I'm finally updating! AFTER 50 YEARS! Cough…cough…cough…HACK! Ahem, well, here is chapter two of Screamerella!
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Leaning forward, the Autobot commander continued the falsified fairy tale.
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Screamerella had heard all about the Transformer Ball before the messenger had ran off. Oh how she wished she could leave the house, but then, who wouldn't! She had been cooped inside of that mansion for over a million years! That much years for a human, if they were even able to live that long, would have the boredom kill them!
Unfortunately, the chances of her going to the ball were very slim.
"The Transformer Ball! I can't wait to go!" the femme seeker shouted with glee. But the happiness she had for that one second disappeared when she saw the glares on her sisters' faces.
"Go? Go where?" asked Demolishina, folding her arms across her chest.
Screamerella frowned. "T-to the Transformer Ball."
Cyclonia sneered. "You aren't going anywhere Screamer! You have to clean my room!"
"And sweep the floor!" added Demolishina.
"And do the dishes!"
"And wash the clothes!"
Screamerella would have raised an eyebrow if she had one. "Since when did we wear clothing? We're robots."
"Shut up," growled Cyclonia, "The point is, you have no time at all to go to the Transformer Ball!"
"And mother wouldn't allow YOU, of all people, to come along! So get to work!" commanded Demolishina, pointing to a pile of cleaning utensils which in the corner of the room.
Screamerella let out a sad sigh grabbed the broom and began to sweep.
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"Sniff…sniff…"
Optimus turned his attention onto the plump human with black hair. "Fred, are you CRYING?"
Indeed, Fred was shedding many tears from his eyes and tried to suck up the mucus from his nose, which was slowly coming down. "I'm sorry Optimus…I…I just can't help it! Why did they do that to poor Screamerella?"
Billy slapped his forehead before letting out a groan. "Fred! It's just a story! Get it together!"
Fred took one more sniff before wiping his eyes. Swallowing the sadness and saliva down his throat, he turned his attention back to the Optimus Prime. "Okay. I'm alright now. You can continue…"
"…Alright. Back to the story." Optimus said.
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Screamerella's evil stepmother and stepsisters had already left. Poor Screamerella was all alone, with only her little minicon friend, Swindle, with her. With Swindle on her shoulder, she walked outside, with a bag of trash and rusted bolts over her other shoulder, towards the trashcan.
Screamerella stopped at the trashcan, and leaned forward. She didn't notice that Swindle had just fallen off her shoulder, and into the trashcan.
Swindle sat up, and rubbed his mechanical temples then looked up…only to see the trashcan falling on top of him. Being crushed from the weight, the little minicon beeped for help, but Screamerella was too caught up in her problems to hear him, or to even care!
Screamerella sighed and leaned her head onto her lap, slowly falling asleep until…
"OW! I'm going! I'm going! Geez!"
Screamerella leaned up in shock and looked around to see the person who had said that. She looked up to see a purple transformer, with pink optics and handlebars on his head. To her surprise, the visitor was flying without any wings and, to both her and the other transformer's disgust, he was dressed in a poofy purple dress.
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"You made Sideways a cross-dresser?" Billy asked, raising an eyebrow.
Optimus chuckled a bit. "Well, it does fit his name a bit."
"You got me there. Go on."
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The cross-dressing robot was floating downward and landed right in front of her. "My Primus…"
Screamerella gave the purple transformer a confused look. "Who the heck are you?"
The purple transformer turned his attention to the femme in front of him. "Who me? Oh! You must be Screamerella, right?"
"Yeah…"
"Okay, right gal." The robot sighed in relief. "Screamerella, I am your fairy godrobot!"
"…Okay, I've finally lost it…"
Screamerella turned to walk inside her house and probably get as much medication as she could. Unfortunately, the fairy godrobot flew in front of her and blocked her way.
"You haven't lost your mind! Trust me! Now come on! I have to make you happy. It's bad enough that the lead fairy, Unicrona, had to make me wear this ugly dress!"
"Alright, you got my attention now. What do you want?" Screamerella asked.
Her fairy godrobot's eyes narrowed a bit. "Actually, I'm here to make you happy. So, you want to go to the ball right?"
"Yeah…" Screamerella answered.
"Then you're going! But first, you need a dress!"
And with that, the purple transformer pulled out a wand and slightly waved it. Suddenly, Screamerella was dressed in a orange poofy glittering dress!
"Ew! This clashes with my design! Can you change the color?"
The fairy cross dresser grumbled. "Fine…"
He waved his wand again and the dress turned white. "Better?"
"Much."
"Good, now all you need is a carriage."
The fairy godrobot looked around and spotted the black trash bag that Screamerella had thrown away. "That'll do."
The fairybot flew to the trashcan and pulled out the heavy bag. Placing it on the metallic street, he waved his wand and the bag began to reshape and grow. It turned into a metal carriage right in front of Screamerella's eyes!
"Now all I need is a horse. Hm?"
The purple transformer heard a small beep from inside the trashcan. Looking inside, he saw poor Swindle, flattened against the base of the trashcan.
"You'll do." said the fairybot, reaching inside the trashcan. Peeling the poor minicon of the bottom, he placed him on the ground and waved his wand. In a poof of smoke and sparkles, the minicon was now a large horse!
Screamerella just stared and finally shrugged her shoulders. The cross dresser helped the femme dressed in white onto the carriage and hooked the minicon horse onto the front of the carriage. The fairybot gave the horse a strong kick in the rear, sending the horse into a full sprint.
Screamerella looked back and waved back at her fairy godrobot. "Good bye cross dresser guy!"
The fairybot waved back. "Bye Screamerella! And remember, the spell will ware off at 12:00!"
The fairybot watched the carriage fly off into the horizon. "Well, that takes care of that!"
The satisfied fairybot began to fly away until she realized what Screamerella had said. Something important.
"Wait a minute… She called me a cross dresser!"
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Hehe, sorry for the long wait. I almost forgot about this story. Hotshot94 reminded me about it. Thanks HS94! And I like your art on deviantART. They are very nice and cool! And thanks everyone for reviewing! I appreciate it! And this time, I won't forget this story, like you guys won't forget Sideways in a dress.
Sideways: HEY!
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