David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.

Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

By now you know that I don't have chapter names unlike all of my other stories. Well, Now the beginning of every chapter will be a quote from a band. This one is from a fictional band, spinal tap. Actually it's from the movie. You should watch it. It's uber funny.

If you ever see me with earphones in my ears, don't interrupt me. Seriously. If you do that, I'll

be pissed of. Really. My first reaction to someone making me stop my music is to punch them.

If I'm in a good part, I'll kick you too. Like right now. I'm listening to Alive by Pearl Jam. If

anyone disrupts me right now, I would punch them. Now that you have that in your head,

picture me walking. I'm just walking, listening to music, and Silas Landon, Ozzy's

annoying brother, decides to prank me today, and gets behind a bush, and when I walk in front

of the bush he jumps out of it, scaring the shit out of me, and earning himself a broken nose.

My first reaction is not to kick him because I was listening to a solo, it's to say "Oh shit!" and

run away. Now, I don't run because I'm afraid of anyone. It's just that last time I broke a

Landon's nose I got sued up the wazoo. Now, if you've never gotten sued, you'll know that it

sucks.

So I ran to Tweek Bro's Coffee, which is pretty much the bar for people who can't drink in

South Park. And who did I expect to find? Of course I found Lulu Summers, Kenny, Marie

Arlene and Luffy. They were always at Tweek Bro's.

Now here come the descriptions of the people you don't know: First there's Lulu. If you ever

saw her, you would only see some sharp blond hair and an orange parka, because Lulu and

Kenny are inseperable. I've never seen Lulu without seeing Kenny. The theme song for them

would probably be Drain You by Nirvana or Don't Cha Stop by The Cars.

Anyway, Marie was the ginger. Seriously, if she was short, someone would think she was a

leprechaun. Personally, I try not to think about her as a leprechaun, because I'm terrified of

leprechauns. Along with clowns and heights and closed spaces. And weird Avenged Sevenfold

songs where they fail at screaming.

Anyway, the last one, Luffy. Her real name is Alice Lufkin, but Luffy sounds better to most of

the people in South Park. She's the only person in South Park who has pigtails, which

distinguishes her.

"Yo Vean, wazzup?" came the sound of Kenny's muffled voice.

"And why is there blood on your hands?" said Luffy.

"Why do you think?" I said, walking up to the counter. "Tweek, get me a large mocha, extra

caffeine."I said. Tweek nodded.

"Seriously, Villain*, what's wrong?" said Maria. Villain was my nickname.

"I broke Silas's nose again."

"God damn it! Why does that little brat have to jump out at you every week?" said Kenny

"It's so annoying." I said. "Every freaking week I go to court for breaking that annoying

douche's nose."

"Well, get ready for the court."

Just then, Reese came in.

"Who's ready for some pr-" when she saw the blood on my hands, she said "I guess some other

day."