As you remember last time, Fearless Leader had bought out every single hour of cable TV in America and was planning to use it to brainwash people all over the country into mindless zombies and use them to vote for him as president. Cappy Von Traft from the FBI came to Jessie's parents' house to inform them that Jenny, one of Jessie's sisters (who, in case you forgot, was a top FBI agent) and two crack agents had vanished from trying to stop Fearless Leader's evil plot. Jessica herself, volunteered to go recruit Fearless Leader's arch-enemies, Rocky J. Squirrel, Bullwinkle Moose, Mr. Peabody, and Sherman and decided to bring them to New York to stop RBTV and Fearless Leader from ruling the world. But the reason she did that was to show her parents she was great, not to mention her folks thought she was very expendable.

Jessie went to Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Mr. Peabody's house and got out of her car.

"I hope this works." She rang the doorbell.

Inside, Peabody was on his way to the front door.

"Who could that be?" He stood on two legs and opened the door and saw Jessie "Oh, um, hi Jessie."

He made a goofy grin and sighed with passion, but snapped back to reality. "So, what brings you here?"

"Mr. Peabody, are Rocky, Bullwinkle, and Sherman home?" She asked.

"Yes, why?" He asked.

"I'll explain in the car!" She said seriously "Just get them here!"

"Very well," Peabody trotted into the house and whistled for Sherman "Here Sherman, here boy!"

Sherman ran to Mr. Peabody "Yes, Mr. Peabody?"

"Go get your uncles," He told his boy "Jessica wants us to meet her in her car."

"Sure, Mr. Peabody," Said Sherman "I'll get them."

Sherman got his uncles out of the house and into Jessie's car. She was driving as fast as she could drive.

"So, Jessie what's going on?" Asked Rocky "Why are you in a hurry?"

"Here's the thing guys," She explained "Fearless Leader has bought out every single hour of cable programming in the country and is planning to broadcast it to the entire world and turn them into mindless mind controlled zombies. The FBI told me to take you to their studio in New York before they broadcast it on Saturday. Since you guys have been thwarting their plans for over fifty years, we figured you'd be able to stop them."

"That explains why all the cable channels having been saying 'RBTV is coming soon'." Peabody sarcastically said.

"Yes," Jessie nodded And that's not the worst of it. Fearless Leader is running for president as you might've noticed and-"

"The president?" Bullwinkle asked "I should've figured. The president has finally responded to all the letters I sent him concerning the woods in Frostbite Falls. You might've noticed that all the trees are gone and the majestic falls are being polluted."

"No!" Jessie grunted "The president-"

"Is finally coming to his senses." Bullwinkle interuppted again "He wants me to talk to him about the forest."

"NO!" She screamed.

"Jessie, wouldn't it be easier if we took a plane?" Rocky asked Jessie.

"No, that would ruin the story." She answered "And I'm the star of this story!"

Jessie was very frustrated, she was taking this very seriously and didn't want to mess this up. She wanted to impress her snooty parents.

MEANWHILE...

Back at Fearless Leader's broadcasting company/headquarters, the aformentioned evil villain was having a meeting with those no goodniks, Boris and Natasha.

"At last, my plan is about to unfold." Fearless Leader evilly laughed "BADENOV!"

Boris came right on the spot "Yes Fearless Leader!"

"Did you make the shows extra bad and brainwashing?" The evil leader demanded.

"I have, Fearless Leader." Boris bowed.

"Good!" Fearless Leader turned to the other Pottsylvanians "Everyone! Put on your protective glasses! They will make you immune to the brainwashing!"

All the Pottsylvanians put green lensed glasses onto their eyes and turned to the hostage audiences.

"NOW!" Fearless Leader pointed to another spy "Turn on the programs!"

"Yes Fearless Leader!" Said the other spy.

The shows popped up on a giant video screen, the size of a movie theater screen and played some really bad Pottsylvanian shows and predictable and pathetic as it may seem, the audiences were stupified and put into a mindless zombie daze by the awful, hypnotic TV shows Fearless Leader was broadcasting.

"It works!" Fearless Leader cheered "It really works! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

"Um, Fearless Leader?" Another spy asked.

"What do you want?!" Fearless Leader demanded "Can't you see I am gloating like a schoolgirl making fun of another girl who has been kicked off the cheerleading squad because she is ugly?"

"First of all, that doesn't make sense and second of all, some of your other spies have some information for you." She handed him a piece of paper.

Fearless Leader read the paper and couldn't believe what he saw "It can't be...but it is...moose, squirrel, and dog!"

"Moose, squirrel, and dog?" Boris and Natasha asked.

"Yes." Fearless Leader growled "They have foiled our plans one too many times! But I was prepared this time. Follow me!"

Boris and Natasha followed Fearless Leader to some sort of secret safe. It was very secured.

"I have found the way!" Fearless Leader opened up the safe "I have finally upgraded my evil genius and at last I have the answer! I give you...THE CDI!"

"CDA?" Boris asked.

"Computer for Digital Anannihilation." Fearless Leader corrected his no goodniks "Perfect elimination machine and it will have us finally kill moose, squirrel, and dog!"

"Yes Fearless Leader!" Boris kneeled down and kissed Fearless Leader's hand "We will keel moose and squirrel and dog."

"After 50 years, we will finally keel them for good." Natasha kissed Fearless Leader's hand and knelt down.

"Here is instruction manual!" He tossed a large book to them "You know what you must do, you must KEEL MOOSE, SQUIRREL AND DOG!"

Boris and Natasha left in the RBTV truck and they just tossed the CDA into the trunk, along with a lot of other cliched killing methods such as dynamite, cannons, anvils, and safes.

"We don't need stupid computer, dollink." Natasha told Boris.

"Yes, stupid piece of electronics." Boris slammed the trunk door shut.

Author's Note:

Well, our heroes are now on the road and it seems that Jessica is very serious about this. Considering the fact her parents are jerks and they favor her sisters over her, can you blame her? But now, Boris and Natasha are hot on their trail? Will they reach New York in time?

Boris: Will I ever go to normal toilet again?

Stay tuned for our next chapter, "Road Trip Blow Up" or "A Journey Really Begins"