OH GUISE, IS A FANFICSHUN!11 ONE ONE

But wait, who will I pick as a main character? Oh wait, I know! Manic!

"Oh no wait! Not after what you did to me in that horrendous fanfiction! I am not to be tortured in this way!" Manic tried to run, but obviously, he cannot escape my awesome fanfiction writing skillz, yo. "OH MOTHERF-"

SO OK, one dayyyyyy… Manic was at home, eating doughnuts and watching Gossip Girl-

"What? That show sucks!" He yelled. Ok ok, what about… NCIS? "That sounds better."

OK, one day Manic was at home and he was watching NCIS, and he was bored.

…

…..

…. Manic.

"What?"

I said you were bored.

He sighed. "JEEZ DUDE, I am soooo bored. Whatever." Thanks Manic. "MEH."

So yeahhh, Manic was bored and stuff, and so all of a sudden, BOOM! The wall assploded!

"WAHOHSHET!" Manic screamed.

From it, a hedgehog girl appeared. She was really beautiful. Her fur was a delicate pink, with yellow and blue bangs and white on the tip of her tail, hands and cat-like ears. Her eyes were of the color of the double rainbow and she was wearing fishnets and a skirt and a very small top that barely covered her slim figure and voluptuous breasts.

She also sparkled and smelled of lavenders. And had wings and a magical staff and big boobs and a big butt and she had lots of sparkly jewels and stuff with zippers and big boobs.

Did I mention that she had super big boobs? Seriously, she's like an EE cup, that's just freaking amazing, I mean, HER BOOBS ARE HUGE MAN! THAT IS SO HAWT. TAKE THAT ROUGE!
OK, moving on:

"OHMYGAWSH MANIC!" She said in a beautiful angelical voice. "You gotta help meeee!"

"But- who are you and why did you do that to my wall?" Manic asked.

"Oh, I haven't presented myself." She put a perfect hand over her much perfect chest (and boobs). "My name is Mary Sue (A/N: DO NOT STEAL)."

Manic's face was puzzled. "Mary- Mary Sue?"

"Yes."

"You said your name is Mary Sue?"

"Well actually, my full name is Mary Angela Francesca Hikari Antonia Abigail Ingrid Madalynn Roxie Sandra Mackenzie Iliana Darcy Valarie Victoria Barbara Daisy Aisha Hiromu Valentina Desu Gabriella Sue of Northwestern Antarctica." Manic remained silent because of the stupidi- I mean, beaouteefulness of Mary's name. "Why do you ask?"

"Nah nothing, I just thought it sounded familiar…"

"Maybe is because I am really famous, or maybe because I can speak over one thousand languages, including Japanese (cause that's totally kawaii desu), Cantonese, Java, French, Italian, Dog and Mouse…"

"Well, uh-"

"Or maybe because I have the powers of flying, superstrenght, ice breath, laser eyes, telekinesis, empathy, talking with rocks and controlling the elements including poo?"

"I-"

"Or maybe because I am part of an ancient ancestry of demon hedgehatbadgerchidnadogmouse warriors?"

Manic contorted his face so it would show an expression of horror and disgust, er, delight. "Oooh kay, how on earth-

"OH MANIC! YOU GOTTA HELP MEEEE, I'M IN DESPAIR. You wanna hear my obligatory backstory? "

"Uh, I don't actually care-"

"I'll tell you anyways! OK, so… um… I am part of a legendary ninja clan along with my twin brother, Takeshi. He and I lived separated since birth on opposite parts of the town. One day, our evil arch-enemy, Robotnikku came and killed everyone in the village, except for my brother and I, who were captured to become cyborgs! So I was turned into a half-cyborg, but I managed to escape, however my brother is angry that I left him and paired with Robotnikku to be his boytoy evil sexy ninja assassin of evil!" She said with despair, despaired. "And now, both have captured my true love, Silver! And they expect me to get the Rainbow Emerald for them in exchange for him! Isn't it soooooooooo tragic?"She cried tears… OF BLOOD.

Manic WTFed. "How did you even know he was your twin if you never really say him?"

"AH-" Um um, well…. She, she has clarividence powers! YES.

THAT'S TOTALLY NOT A PLOTHOLE, DON'T BASH ME YOU HOARS!

"Shut up." Manic said. YOU SHUT UP. SO OK, Manic decided to help Mary. "But I don't want!" SHUT UP MANIC. So Manic and Mary went on an adventure to save SILVERRRRR! Even though she can save him herself because of her soopah powers… um… IS FOR THE PLOT I SWEAR!

What will happen to our heroes? Will they find the Reignbow Emerals? Will I get reviews for this piece of crap? Find out in the next chapter of "That Sexy Lady (based on true events)" called: "Far Away to Rabbit Turd." Or as we call it: FART.

See ya next time! …FUCKERS.