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Lee Everett: Is leaving with Clementine Marsh by day!
Larry Caul: You better not touch her!
Lee Everett: Where would you get that idea ?
Larry Caul: ITS NOT CHRISTMAS DUMBASS!
Lee Everett: I was aware of that.
Lee Everett: Met Shawn Greene and Chet Cheddar!
(Lee Everett is now friends with Shawn Greene and Chet Cheddar)
Lee Everett: What's going on?
Shawn Greene: Zombies are what's going on, we're trying to get out of the neighborhood.
Lee Everett: I call the zombies walkers.
Shawn Greene: Why?
Lee Everett: Because they walk.
Chet Cheddar: RACIST!
Lee Everett: Not you too…
Shawn Greene: Ignore my friend, he's mentally retarded.
Chet Cheddar: I LAIK CHEETOS.
Lee Everett: Can we go with you to a place?
Shawn Greene: You can come with us to my farm ran by my dad.
Lee Everett: Sure.
Clementine Marsh: I like cows.
Shawn Greene: Sorry, no cows.
Clementine Marsh: Dangit!
Chet Cheddar: THE WALKERS ARE COMING!
Random Zed: IS THAT OUR NEW NAME?!
Lee Everett: Yes. Yes it is.
Random Zed: Screw you.
Lee Everett: Is now going to a farmhouse!
(Lee Everett is now friends with Hershel Greene.)
Lee Everett: Is thinking this guy is really nosy.
Hershel Greene: I've got a family here, I got to be nosy.
Lee Everett: So you are nosy?
Hershel Greene: Problem?
Lee Everett: Yeah.
Hershel Greene: GTF IN THE BARN!
Lee Everett: MOLESTER!
Hershel Greene: HOW COULD I BE A MOLESTER IF YOU'RE 37?!
Lee Everett: Good point.
Lee Everett: Is sleeping in da barn with the Clementine!
Clementine Marsh: It smells like…
Lee Everett: What's with the dots?
Clementine Marsh: I don't know what I'm going to say.
Lee Everett: Shit?
Clementine Marsh: That was a swear.
Lee Everett: Sorry.
Clementine Marsh: Don't worry; I'll use it one episode later.
Lee Everett: Oh. Alright then.
Clementine Marsh: Good night.
Lee Everett: Good night.