Chapter 2:The Boss's Thorn Part 1
Angel's Gym
Viola parked her Torch right in front of the gym she and the Boss had plans for the day, and he was late
When she walked in she found he and Angel sparring, neither speak only punching the training dummy's Angel was the first to notice "Viola" the tone let her know she was not welcomed anywhere near the gym
"uh Boss we had that meeting to get to"
"What mee…I oh, well uh Angel duty calls see ya next week"
"Yeah and remember what I told you"
"yeah yeah master one's fears"
"good"
Viola entered the limo first then the Boss came in after, they waited till the driver began driving before speaking "well that was close"
"c'mon V Angel didn't notice anything"
"Oh he noticed you've gotta be more careful"
"Come on V why don't we just tell them there not gonna care"
"You heard what they think of me"
"Doesn't it only matter what I think?"
"NO!"
"Damn those romance novels lied to me!"
"You read romance novels"
"Uh…uh NO! Imma man baby I read uh….truck magazine's and uh dirty comics"
"riiight"
After a while of sitting in the back the Boss got a phone call "hey what…..wait your coming here today?…but the funeral's not till next week….oh shit….no I'll pick you up…yea love you to"
Viola stared at him "Who was that?"
"my sister!"
"wait you have a sister?"
"unfortunately"
"and you never told anybody about her?"
"No Pierce and Shaundi knew, and Gat knew he even…"
There was another phone call "Hello….oh hey Shaun….shit slow down…yeah she's coming to Steelport…..I know I know Jesus don't blame me…my dad was the one who didn't wear a condom…..no I'm not being a smart ass…. I. yes I know you don't like her, no one does!"
There was a brief silence "sure Shaundi you don't have to let her stay with you, we'll dump her with Pierce of somethin"
"Damn"
"Sooo no one likes your sister?"
"Yea you'd be surprised she was married for so long"
"Married? Married to who?"
"G…. Shit hello?….yes Pierce I'm aware my sisters coming into town…no she's can't stay at Shaundi's loft…..yes she's staying in the HQ…..no you can't stay at Safeword….yea bye Pierce"
"So she's married to who?"
"well Gat!"
"NO FUCKING WAY!" Viola literally fell out of her seat laughing "He married your sister?…your best friend sociopath, convicted serial killer Johnny Gat married YOUR sister?"
"Uh yeah"
"Okay there's obviously a story here tell me"
"Fine….a long long time a ago in a ga…"
"Skip to the part about your sister"
"fine it started five years ago"
Five Years Ago
The Boss, Gat, and Pierce all sat on the couch in the office of Purgatory watching the Westside Rollerz chick slowly undress "So Johnny you put a camera in Lin's bedroom?"
"Fuckin A"
"Wait how many times did you record her bed room"
"enough to know you didn't always keep that vow of silence"
"you mother fucker!"
The Boss and Johnny laughed as Pierce kept watching mesmerized by Lin's nude form, The Boss slapped Pierce in the back of the head :what kinda sick bastard gets off on a tape of a dead women naked"
"why you gotta make it weird Boss?"
"Why you got a boner watchin my ex strip?"
"I uh…I"
The elevator dinged and Shaundi came in with a letter "We'll discuss this later Pierce, what you got for me babe?"
Shaundi handed the Boss the letter and gave him a kiss to the neck…..
End Of Flashback
"Wait you dated Shaundi to!?"
"Can I get back to the Fuckin story?"
"Yea I…I uh just tell the damn story!"
Return To The Flashback (Lol)
The Boss opened the letter "On no!"
"Wait Is it babe?"
He handed her the letter and Shaundi began to giggled "THAT'S your name?"
"Yes"
Gat leaned back "what it say?"
"It's a invitation to my Nana 90th birthday"
"awwww"
The Boss then threw his shoe at Pierce, "You ain't gonna be laughing for long we all goin"
Gat laughed "oh your fuckin high if you think I'm goin"
"Oh your goin Gat even if I gotta drag you limp fucking body!"
Gat started cracking up and the Boss soon followed "Well then I'll keep my guns at home"
End Of Flashback
"What is your name anyway?"
"Nacho"
"Nacho?"
"Nacho damn business"
"Seriously tell me"
"No"
"If you don't then no more sex"
"FINE"
He then leaned over and whispered in her ear "Well that's not so damn bad, wait….then that means your father is…." she started cracking up "Now I get it"
Return To the Flash Back Part II
The Boss sat shot gun while Johnny drove his old broken down van "God Johnny you still drive this piece of shit?"
"Shut the fuck out Pierce!"
The Boss sat back listening to Johnny go back and forth "Hey man why didn't Shaundi come?"
"She had to visit her brother"
"Oh yeah David, good guy"
"How the fuck you know him?"
The Boss took a breath and relaxed in the sit while pushing it back to crush Pierce "he and Johnny we're military buddies how ya think he got Shaundi to join the Saints?"
"I thought she was in prison"
Johnny laughed "nah David always got her out of trouble"
"So Boss what's up with your family?"
"well my mom and my disapproving step dad are gonna be there….my sisters, my grandma, and my old uncle Gustavo"
"What about your dad?"
"I dunno never calls, never writes, only saw him on my 5th birthday and my graduation"
"So you ain't close?"
"I guess being a known killer doesn't help"
"Yeah"
Nana's House
They parked the van outside of the gated community where his grandma lived after getting out of the car the Boss stuck his finger into Pierce's chest "No fucking up, understand"
"yeah Boss why you not telling that to Gat?"
"Gat knows how to behave himself"
The Boss and his 2 Lieutenants walked to the large red and white house, "Okay no pressure"
He knocked on the door and held his breath, Gat stood behind "chill bro"
The door swung open and a older women who had the same blue eyes as the Boss answered "oh my….Son you're here?"
"Uh yeah ma I'm here, and I uh brought some friends"
There was a awkward silence then a small old women pushed the Boss's mother out of the way "well are you just gonna stand there give your Nana a kiss"
The Boss leaned down to kiss and hug his grandmother "come in come in before you catch a cold"
The 3 walked through into her large house "So you're finally awake huh?"
"Oh yeah Nana, I wouldn't miss your birthday"
"Good, It is to bad your grandfather isn't around to see how handsome you've become"
"Yea….so uh how you been"
"crowded you're damn uncle and his family moved in because they say there worried about me living alone but I know it's only because your useless Aunt Ida and you cousin Snivly won't get off the too-kus's"
The Boss laughed "So is Greg here?"
"yes he's with your sista upstairs, he though he should warn her"
"about me?"
"Yeah he thinks your gonna come guns a blazing, frankly I'd wish you would I need some damn excitement in my life, back in my day your grandfather woul….oh I'm sorry dear this old women rambles on every once in awhile"
The Boss laughed "it's okay grandma frankly I'm glade your happy to see me"
"Well I know you boobala, you're a sweet, innocent boy"
Gat and Pierce started snickering "You the uh black one what's your name"
"Uh Pierce ma'am"
"come with me, and don't steal anything!"
Gat and the Boss waved Pierce away while he was kept under the Boss's sweet if slightly racist grandmother, The Boss noticed the buffet and noticed his mother talking with his aunt, "hey ladies what we having today?"
His Aunt walked away disgusted while his mother turned around looking beaten "honey why did you come here?"
"I was invited"
"By who?"
"I don't know I got a invite in the mail and I decided to come, Stillwater's been boring since…"
"You killed all those poor people?"
"Poor people!?, they were trying to kill me"
"so you say, I just am so disappointed in you"
She turned away from the Boss and poured herself a drink, at came over to the Boss "it'll be alright man she'll come around"
"BRO!"
Suddenly a short brunette not older then 17 jumped at the Boss, he lost balance and fell on the floor "hey Carly still crazy as usual?"
"yeah I'm just.. I thought you were in a coma?"
"I was but the things about comas are can wake up"
"Oh hello"
"Oh Hey Greg"
"shouldn't you be off killing some innocent CEO
"well sure but I figure I could resort to shooting faggoty douchebag"
Finally after another awkward silence his grandmother announced dinner was ready
The Boss sat next to Gat and Carly, the whole family ate in silence until his grandmother hit her fork to her glass "okay I think I know what the problem is"
Snivly stood up "yes grandmamma I think that cretin should take his gang banger associates and go!"
The Boss just focused on eating while his grandmother turned to Snivly "listen Snivly how many times have I asked you to stop calling me grandmamma it's weird, and second I invited him here because I refuse to die without seeing my favorite grandchild again"
"but grandma I though I was your favorite I'm going to Harvard in the fall, and I was salutatorian!"
She smiled and pointed her cane at the Boss "he was fighting offers from Harvard, MIT, and he was valedictorian"
Pierce and Gat laughed at the Boss "oh my god you were a overachiever?"
"yea"
Snivly was held by his mother "Margret please you can't honestly like that CRIMINAL more then Snivly"
"Yes I can and I do because he is just like his grandfather, and Snivly is a…a"
"Pussy" Carly asked "Bitch?" The Boss chimed in "A homo repressed momma's boy?" Gat piped up
Nana looked at Gat "I liked that one"
The Boss's mother stood up "look Margret he's my own son and even I know he's no good"
"why don't you ask him what you three wanted to ask him?"
The Boss stared at his mom "what do you want ma?"
"Well Carly is starting college at Stillwater U and she has no job and no place to live so we wanted to know if…well she could stay with you?"
Greg stood up with a loud boom "Lisa how could you ask him without talking to me first I..I never have felt more disrespected then…"
The Boss's fist slammed on the table 'SHUT THE FUCK UP GREG!, and yes I'll take her"
Carly's eyes flashed from her glasses "really?"
"sure why not I kinda missed you squirt"
End Of Flashback
"Okay but when did she marry Gat?"
"No time we're at the airport, look I don't like her but can you try to be friendly?"
"I was a personal assistant and had to deal with Killbane all day….so yes I can play nice"
(Okay a little view of the Boss's family, and tomorrow I will give him a name, also the age difference is 5 years in the flash backs he was 22 and she was 17,so now that he's 27, she'll be 22, Also the whole being married to Gat is going to be funny especially when you find out how he and her get closer)