The Day Hell Sprung Loose

EdPOV

I pounced on Emmett and at that second, Rosalie came through the door and saw what was happening. Since she didn't know what we were playing, she grabbed me off of Emmett and hit him with her stilettos. "You know, that didn't hurt, Rosalie. Okay nowww it's hurting. Burning not good. Owwww."

"Serves you right to not pounce on my husband for no good reason. Well, maybe sometimes." As I explained to her what he had done she first, scowled Emmett, then stared laughing. I pounced on her, just then after to be pounced on by Emmett.

This continued for a few seconds until Bella spoke up. "Can we like continue with the game, now. I'm starting to enjoy it."

"What!! Bella actually enjoys one of our games???"

Everyone jus stared at Bella not saying a word. She continued with trying to explain why she was starting to enjoy the game, but we wouldn't stop laughing.

I tried to put her on my lap, but then Jasper held her back while saying, "Remember what Emmett made you do?"

I had a dark thought in my mind on how to kill Jasper and thought of a very convenient and slow way. Instead, I got the most wonderful thought on how to fix this whole mess without 'anyone getting hurt' as Esme puts it. I would just reintroduce myself to Bella.

What a pity my idea was though because Alice saw what I was going to do and right before I was going to do it, she said, "Don't you dare, Edward. I don't know if you remember the rules, but they say 'If Emmett asks Edward to not know Bella for a week, he cannot reintroduce himself to her.'"

If I could cry, I knew at that moment I would. Bella tried to push Alice down, but she ended up rebounding off of her and was knocked out cold. That was the moment that all Hell broke loose. Everyone started pouncing on one another and Emmett eventually ended up falling on Bella. Well, obviously, Bella woke because of the immense weight on her body. I pushed Emmett off of her, but a second before Jasper tripped me and I ended up falling on top of Emmett.

By this time, Bella was once again knocked out cold. Carlisle heard all the ruckus and came bounding down the stairs yelling at the top of his lungs, "WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE? ME AND ESME ARE…"

We then stopped and Emmett and me got off of Bella.

Jasper finally getting what Carlisle was talking about, stated, "EWWWW!!!"

Carlisle then went back upstairs and everyone started to help Bella up, but then decided to leave her on the ground and keep playing the game without her.

Emmett asked his final and most devastating question of all, "Edward… What is the weirdest thing that you have ever done and who do you hate the most?"

"The weirdest thing that I have ever done is read a cat's mind and the person that I hate the most, as everyone knows, is Jacob."

"What I want you to do it read a cat's mind and tell Jacob what she is thinking in her native tongue of course."

I glared at Emmett while fake sobbing. They all just stared at me. This time we got in Alice's Porsche and drove over to the pound to get a little kitty cat. We bought the kitty and drove down to the reservation, over the boundary line of course. Jacob was not there this time and we had to ask Quil if Jacob was there. He said he wasn't there, so I decide that since I hated Quil just as much as Jacob, so I could do the cat thing on him instead. I was getting tired of the cat talk so I wanted to get this over with very very badly.

In the car that cat said, "Meow. Ma e ow. Mow mumow."

Which translated to "I hate all you people. Let me out of this stupid car."

So anyway, I told that to Quil and he stared at me like I was babbling idiot. They all started laughing as I ran toward the car leaving the kitty to go to Quil.

We drove back to the house and saw that Bella was still on the ground and she was foaming at the mouth. We stayed blear away from her. I turned toward Alice. "It's my turn." And then I cocked my head to one side.