And here is chapter 2!

Somewhere not far from Thar (Hehe it rhymes)

"CIVET! WHY ARE THERE 60000 VOICE MESSAGES ON MY SAMSUNG?" screamed the Grand Master, as he sat on his evil black chair. (Don't ask me why his chair is evil, it just is.) He had a sleepless night because his phone kept on waking him up. Every time he received the call all he heard was snickering in the background.
"We think they came from Captain Roku of the New Tharian empire. He somehow managed to get your number and um...call you," answered Civet, in a quiet little voice from behind one of the control panels. He had never seen his master so mad, he had only known him for a few weeks but still... It was scary.

"I FELL ASLEEP IN THE AFTERNOON! NOW I'M CRANKY!" growled the dark deity to no one in particular.

"GET ME MY SPECIAL PUPPY BLANKET! THE ONE WITH THE TEACUP!" he roared into Civet's face. It made the grox's eyes close, but they were already closed since he can't look at the Grand Master... so the last sentence was completely unnecessary.
"Ye..Yes sir!" he squeaked, stumbling off on his little grox feet, his tiny red ears shaking in fear.

When Civet came back, the Grand Master seemed to have calmed down a little bit. The grox closed his eyes as he entered the chamber. He could not look up at the Grand Master.

Civet was not good at walking with his eyes closed. He got his feet tangled up and fell right onto his face right in front of the Grand Master's throne.
"Here is your blanket sir,"' he muttered weakly, handing the creature the blanket.
"Oh well thank you Civet, why don't you sit down?" said the Grand Master gesturing to a chair. He quickly realised that Civet had his eyes closed.

"Its um... to your left." he added helpfully. Civet got up from the floor and fell into the chair, his eyes still tightly closed.
"So what do those messages say master?" the grox questioned politely.
"Well, I don't really know yet... Lets hear some then!" said the Grand Master activating a random message. (He was much happier since he had his puppy balnky)

There was silence at first, then came a slurred and loud voice of Captain Roku:

Um...Hello? Is this like...likelikelikelikelike...um...the ummmmm...the Grand Dude? Cuz I'm like sooooo mad at you right now...cuz...cuz...cuz you are such a big piece of poo! We found your number on this leaflet and it said you are the grox god guy and we don't like the grox...and you know what? The Tharian empire is like soooooooooooo going to have a war with you...By the way do you sell twinkies?

And it ended.

After a long silent minute Civet decided to speak up.
"What are we going to do now?"

The Grand Master looked confused. (Civet didn't see that because he had his eyes were closed)
Then angry.

"How DARE that orange bird disturb my peace!" he growled, "If he wants a war... I'll give him a war! Of course we all know that he will win at the end since he is the good guy in this story. But still there is no harm in trying... is there Civet?" he blabbed on.
"No master, should I get the fleet ready master?" said Civet.

"Oh yes please Civet. You have been so helpful to me today. I might give you a voucher for free cheesecakes at Thar Marts."
'Really?" asked Civet in a hopefull voice.
'No!'

"But that gives me an idea..." the Grand Master added doing that weird-finger-thing-that-evil-

masterminds-do-in-the-movies-you-know-that-one-when-they-their-hands-are-under-their-chin-and-they-kind-of-get-the-tips-of-their-fingers-and-join-them-all-together-then-pull-them-apart-and-so-on-making-that-cool-evil-gesture-thing? Yeah that thing.

On Thar in Harko's Spaseship inc.

"Would you like some more tea Roku?" Asked Harko in a polite tone holding up a china tea pot.

"Oh yes please Harko, I'm in a mood for some more tea." answered Roku holding up a matching tea cup.

"It is a splendid day isn't it Roku?'

"Indeed," said Roku slurping his tea.

They were sitting down in Harko's workshop having a little tea party while Roku's spaceship's had it's engines loaded. As Roku was munching on his biscuit, he realized that Harko's workshop was still painted the boring color of white.
"Sooo. How come you haven't painted your workshop yet?" he asked his friend.

"I um... I was busy. Besides I don't really know what colors to pick. I was thinking of a nice lilac color but I don't think that would go well with the tiling on the floor."

"Wouldn't orange be nice?"

'Roku you idiot, we ARE orange, it would look weird,' said Harko, taking a bite of his cucumber sandwich.
"What about a nice baby blue?" asked Roku, not giving up.

"Yeah that would be nice, how about we go to to buy the paint today, you know...to get the job over and done with."
"Yeah that would be fun... we can have tea at my flat and a SLEEPOVER!"

"That . Would . Be . Awesome ." said Harko, getting exited.
"Oh my gosh that is going to be soooo fun!" exclaimed Roku, bouncing up and down on his chair. '"High five!"

They both highfived eachother when Roku's blackberry rang.

"Ooooh a text message. It says:"

//There is a sale on cheesecakes in Thar Mart, all extremely important people go there now. Take no notice of the grox spaceship hovering over it, its just for decoration. - /from Commander Blankity Blank'/

"This seems a little fishy..." muttered Roku.
"It might be the tuna sandwiches..."
"There is NEVER a sale at Thar Mart and the worst thing is that I can't reply! All of my credit is gone from last night..." carried on Roku, tapping at the screen nervously. "Who the hell did we call 60001 times last night?" he exclaimed. Harko just gave him a blank look.

Wait a minute. Thought Roku, why would Commander Blankity Blank go to Thar Mart? He was much more middle class than that, something wasn't right.

"Harko could I use your phone for a sec?" asked the space captain.
"Well of course!" said Harko, handing over his phone, "Just don't use all of the credit. I only have a little bit left."

"Whateva, can I put it on the hologram setting that we can see who we is talking to?"
"Oh no! That takes up three times as much credit!"
"Shut up its ringing."

At once a hologram appeared on the floor next to them.
Both of the Tharians gasped.
It couldn''t be.
"Not in a million years."
"No freakin way."

Right before them, sat the least likely person they thought they would see in this circumstance. It was Civet, the commander of the GROX. Sitting down in his snugly little chair. He jumped, surprised by the video link, spilling his smarties everywhere.

"YOU!" Exclaimed Harko, dropping his tea cup. It didn't break because of the Tharain empire's anti-brake glass.
"Awww its little Civet! How's your foot?" asked Roku, smiling at the grox. (He stood on it in their last battle and Civet sued him for it for 30000 sporebucks. Hhe brought a new spaceship with it.)

"Ugh, its you again. How did you know it was me?" asked Civet glaring at the two tharians.

"Wait a minute! You're not Commander Blankity Blank!" exclaimed Harko.
''Be quiet Harko, this is my story! And you're going to die in this chapter anyway," said Roku pushing his friend aside. "Well, there is NO sales in Thar Mart, commander Blankity Blank NEVER goes to Thar Marts, and the message was written in GROXIAN!" he carried, on taking a very cheesy captain pose with his hands on his hips and bracing his chest up high in the air.

"Shut up you skirt-wearing freak! You shall all die! The Garnd Mater's plan has worked!" screamed Civet, leaning forwards in his chair.

''I like my skirt! And who the hell is the Grand Master?'' roared back Roku.

"He is that guy who you cept on calling last night! Now because of you the whole planet shall be vaporised!" growled Civet, an evil smirk on his face.

"Weren't you going to do that anyway?" asked Roku.
"Well yeah..." begun Civet, "But I had this thing going on, and my sister was getting married so I had to help with the wedding plans and stuff... Anyways. THIS IS THE FALL OF THAR!"

The link was broken and the two two tharians were left in silence. As they looked up at the sky they saw at least 17 grox ships jump out of hyperspace, heavily loaded with weapons. There was no way that Roku was going to fight that.

"We havet to warn everybody!" said Roku, finally.
"We can't. The grox have cut off all of the communication links. But I managed to hack into their computers and find where they are going next. The coordinates are 77ΔAE-5."
"Good, lets go. But we don't have to hurry since they aren't dropping anti-matter bombs," said Roku, strolling towards the Tharak.

As soon as he said that both him and Harko heard the sound of (guess what?) anti-matter bombs being dropped all over the city. Hearing that one of them was coming for the workshop!

'"I'M A ANTI-MATTER BOMB! AND I'M COMI'N FOR THE WORKSHOP! YEAH!" said the bomb.

They quicly jumped for the shiny yellow beam.

Roku made it.

But Harko...didn't. (GASP!)

A totally enormous, super huge, awsomastic, bombastic, nucleartastic and a load of fake-computer-affects-astic explosion exploded outside the spaceship.

A dark and horrible realization hit Roku. No one had materialized behind him. It was like it didn't even happen, or at least every fiber of Roku said that it couldn't be.

My best friend is dead! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now we are NEVER going to have that sleepover! Or paint the walls of your ugly workshop!

Roku broke down onto the floor and rolled around crying for about a minute before getting up.

"Oh well... If he's dead he's dead. There is nothing I can do about that. I can only carry on doing my job as a space captain and save the galaxy from the Grand Master and Civet." he stated to himself, looking all captainany and cool again.

And so he blasted past the groxian battle fleet and into space, for some reason past a solar system that housed the next main character.

"Ooooooh a totally epic space battle..." said Roku, turning his gaze to the awesome spectacle, and changing his course for the planet.

Fore some reason he HAD to go there.

And Roku always had problems with his short attention span.

The next chapter will be out shortly..