"What does it say?" Baljeet asked.
"We have to find its torso first," Phineas explained.
"Gross," Baljeet responded.
"Cool!" Buford commented.
"It says here that it is in a mine in Spain," Phineas informed. "Let's go!" Phineas exclaimed. He beckoned for them to fly as well. Ferb lifted two feet before going back to the ground.
"Phineas, you are the only one who can do this," Ferb stated. "Here's a GPS, now go, and if you see liquid silver, don't touch it."
"Thanks, Ferb. I guess I really do need to watch out for #80, then," Phineas thanked. Buford looked on in confusion.
"He means mercury, Buford," Baljeet explained. Then Buford nodded his head.
"I didn't know that that planet had any affect on Earth," Buford misunderstood.
Baljeet just face palmed.
Phineas took off, and the Giant Floating Baby Head followed close behind. It did not take long for Phineas to get tired. Then the Giant Floating Baby Head used its telekinesis to carry Phineas through the air. It was dawn in Spain when they arrived, which meant they had been travelling for hours. Phineas, needless to say, enjoyed every moment of the amazing view. The one thing that could have made it better was Isabella. For some reason, he enjoyed scenery more when she was near. He was not even aware that he had fallen asleep on the way. The Giant Floating Baby Head rested Phineas on a hedge on a hill. Then it idled for Phineas to get up. He did, and the Giant Floating Baby Head rolled his eyes downwards. Phineas descended the hill by gliding down. He could definitely get used to this. The Giant Floating Baby Head motioned for Phineas to go into the cave. Phineas gulped. Mercury was not his favorite poison. Mercury dripped from the ceiling in certain places. Phineas tiptoed through the cave, avoiding pools of it by mere inches. Then the cave ended in a big room, big enough for Phineas to fly. Then he saw the Giant Floating Baby Body. It deeply disturbed him. It was living, of course, but it still made Phineas gulp down a retch. It looked inanimate, but it was floating. Phineas tackled it and flew it towards the exit. The Giant Floating Baby Body was too shocked to respond. He almost got a drop of mercury on his left wing as it dripped from the ceiling. He barely made it out, breathless and exhausted. When he awoke, the Giant Floating Baby Head and the Giant Floating Baby Body were fused and of one mind, that is, the mind of the Giant Floating Baby Head. But it was no longer just a head. The Giant Floating Baby it was now. The Giant Floating Baby motioned for Phineas to get on his back. Phineas noted that he had no wings, but after all, he was a baby. Then Phineas looked over to see giant piles of excrement that he knew were from the Giant Floating Baby. He winced. He decided that babies were officially gross and got on the Giant Floating Baby's back. He talked to it the whole way back. A few hours later, Phineas arrived back at his house, safe and sound. It was still morning, because they had travelled west.
"Phineas!" Isabella shouted as Phineas landed on the Giant Floating Baby. "I thought something horrible had happened to you! Never scare me like that again!" she continued.
"Well, I did travel to Spain and back," Phineas explained.
"You got the Giant Floating Baby Body?" Baljeet asked.
"Yep," Phineas answered.
"Awesome! Can I ride it?" Buford started.
"Only with its, or his permission," Phineas responded.
"Phineas, I have bad news. I don't know specifically why it is bad, but I know it is really, really bad," Candace informed.
"Just a second, Ferb, could you come get a giant diaper?" Phineas asked. Ferb appeared with a giant diaper. "The hard part is going to be putting it on," Phineas stated.
"How do you know it's a boy?" Buford asked. Baljeet face palmed once more. Only boy babies had such a solitary hair on their head that curled in that particular fashion. Or at least, that is how Baljeet identified it as such.
"Ferb, you can fly now?" Phineas double checked in awe.
"Baljeet and Buford can too," Ferb informed.
It took fifteen minutes of the four scrambling to put the diaper on the baby for Phineas to realize this wasn't going to work.
"I can help!" Isabella shouted. "Peek-a-boo!"
The Giant Floating Baby was immediately appeased by the game of Peek-A-Boo Isabella had started. This let the four boys put the diaper on the Giant Floating Baby. It was very odd, because the Giant Floating Baby didn't have his limbs yet.
"Phineas, I have bad news," Candace informed.
"Just a sec," Phineas stalled, as he pulled the back of the diaper up so that the Giant Floating Baby's behind was fully covered.
"A sovereign zebra is coming, and it is going to be bad," Candace warned.
Everyone else burst into laughter.
"I'm dead serious!" Candace shouted.
Everyone ceased in their chuckling.
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