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"Voldemort, sir... Did you have to wear your Gramamas clothes?"

Voldemort strutted down the streets wearing a pink unflattering pencil skirt, a purple blazer, and platform shoes with a coin hole in the heel. (I saw platforms like that at the mall, they were supposed to be 'Stripper Shoes' :P)

"What? Don't I look Faaab?" Voldemort stretched out the last word increasing the pitch as it reached an end.

"Uh, yes sir. Your very...pretty..." Pettigrew replied, disgust obvious in his voice.

"Heck yah I do girlfriend!" Voledmort rummaged through his purse. "Drat, wheres my lipgloss!?"

Voldemort dropped his purse and started stomping his feet, tears falling down his face. "Where is my TUTTI FRUTTI LIPGLOSS?!?!"

A crowd started forming around Voldemort and Pettigrew, eyes wide. There were faint sounds of laughing and incoherent mumbling.

"Sir, please get up. You're making a scene." Pettigrew whispered to Voldemort who was currently rocking back and forth in the fetal position.

"NO! I want my tutti frutti." Voldemort whined.

"Sir, here, I'll find it." Pettigrew snatched his purse and looked through it until he came across a smaller purse and opened it. "Sir, It was in your MAKEUP BAG."

"Oh, right. Thats where I put it...OH MY GOSH! My old concealer and lipstick!" Voldemort started rubbing in orange concealer on his pale blue face. Then he took his bright red lipstick and splattered it on his face.

"I am reeeeaadddyy! Lets go to Hogwarts Paulie!" Voldemort sang loudly.

"Pettigrew."

"My names Voldemort, not Pettigrew. ACTUALLY call me Horatio. It sounds sexier."

Voldemort and Pettigrew finally reached Hogwarts somehow.

Voldemort rang the doorbell.

Ding Dong Dingle Ah Dong Dang Dawg Darg Crikey Mate.

"What an odd doorbell..." Voldemort thought outloud.

Professer Snapes voice appeared out of nowhere. "Who is it?"

"Pizzaman!" Voldemort shouted loudly, not knowing if he could hear him or not.

"Damn fatass Hagrid, first the ChickenMan, then the RavioliGuy, then the AvacadoDude.. now a Pizzaman...." Snape mumbled buzzing Voldemort in.

"Yipee!" Voldemort squeled.

He ran to a tree that was oddly shaped like Harry Potter and casted a Cotton Candy spell on him and ran away giggling, thinking he finally killed Harry.

Harry POV

Ron and I were taking a walk around we lake when the saw an ugly creature with a blue body and head, with and orange face with red lipstick running..or skipping to a tree and turning it into cotton candy. He was wearing what looked like Gramama clothes and stripper shoes. After he cast the spell he ran away giggling like a girl.

Ron and I turned to face each other.

"Did you see that?" Ron asked.

"Oh, good. I thought I was going kookoo for cocoa nuts." Harry said a bit relieved.

There was an awkward silence.

Suddenly the monster in the lake randomly pulled Ron in and ate him up. He then spit up a cat.

"Ooooo! Kitty!" Harry ran to the cat and held him in his arms, carressing his ear ever so tenderly.

Harry skipped into the sunset with the kitty while a rainbow appeared above them while bird were chirping along with the harminious music in the backround.

AN- It was really fun writing this chapter.

Next Chapter: Voldemort realized he didnt brush his teeth!

Mamma Mia

Dentist appointment

Run in with Pierre...oooo catfight! :O