Holy cow! I got a review! I'm so happy! I have never got a review before. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy :D still I have no idea where this is going. I know that the characters seem ooc like Sakura is a little fangirling but I plan on developing her character? You know like that's how she starts off but then along the way she matures and grows all that jazz. Tell me what you think por favor? I'm also thinking that I might switch pov here and there. Sometimes it's good to know what the other person is thinking. Keep in mind; I'm still super new to writing. I have never written anything other than some research papers, poems, and name acronyms for English. So bear with me my grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors. I'm an awful proof reader and mostly rely on spell check or my mother. But my mother doesn't know I write so spell check it is! I can't believe I graduated high school. Lmao

I also forgot this last time I do not own naruto.

Anyway sorry here is the next chapter

My god, his hands are so soft! I thought as I shook his hand. It's like a baby's bottom. Not that I go around touching babies bottoms. That would just be weird on all sorts of levels.

As I pondered over all the different possibilities that could lead to the perfect outcome that was his skin, Sasuke stared at me some more. So much for starting over, not that I could blame him I was practically molesting his hand!

This guy just brings out the best in me….not.

Here I am acting a fool and he just lets me! Who does that? He just stares at me. Speaking of which, everyone was staring at me today. WHY? I must have said this out loud because suddenly I had an eargasm. Which could only mean one thing….Sasuke spoke.

"Everyone is staring because you're hot" I think I just bust a roid.

He thinks I'm hot! Not just any kind of hot but the kind with two t's at the end! Insert squeal here. I make extra effort not to actually squeal. That would totally ruin the moment.

"Just kidding, you have a mustache and uni-brow sharpied onto your face" moment ruined.

It took about half a second for me to really process that. His voice was just too aahhh for his own good. But as soon as the venom of his voice wore off, all hell broke loose.

Shoving Sasuke out of the way of the mirror, I hurled myself across the bathroom towards the sink. As soon as my eyes touched my reflection a hatred that I had not known built in me.

"YOU!" I seethed as I turned and glared at him.

Always the innocent one, he just raised his beautifully arched brow, as if it was a response. That is not an answer! That is stupid!

"Why didn't you tell me there was something on my face? I was walking around all morning trying to be ignored. No wonder everyone was staring at me. My face looks like it got into a fight with a sharpie!" I yelled at him.

Any further ranting was cut short when he totally snorted.

Pretty boy full on snorted like a pig. My eyes must be as big as saucers. This is the best day ever. Sure what I had going on was to die for, but this just might cure cancer. Before I knew what was happening, my body was overtaken by a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

As I laughed, I spared a glance at the piggy who went wee wee wee all the way home. He is not laughing. He's not moving or blinking. Is he breathing? Did I kill him again? What the hell!

Just like that it's not so funny anymore. Omg what do I do? Should I try the breathing exercise again? Maybe he's choking! Alls fun and games until someone dies, I think as I hustle towards sasuke.

"BREATHE!" I yell at him "BREATHE!"

Just as I was about to give him the Heimlich he says "That wasn't me." my jaw must have hit the floor.

You cannot be serious! If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like duck. IT'S A FRIGGEN DUCK! The same principle applies. I think THIS duck swims in de Nile.

"look," I say totally serious" I'm sorry I laughed at you. Pigs have feelings too right?"

Again I couldn't help myself. This was just priceless. Plus this is total payback for not telling me about my face.

"Don't worry Sasuke, I won't tell anyone…." I say with a sincere face.

"I'm not a squealer." not! Ahahahahaha

I think I really hit a nerve with that one. I'm not really sure but I don't think he thinks my joke was funny. Clue number one, his eye is twitching. Clue number two, he's beat red. When I find clue number three, we can go to the thinking chair and solve the mystery.

Now he has this look of pure misery on his face. It makes me want to curl up and die of shame. I just wanted to ruffle him up a little. I think I destroyed him.

"Please don't tell anyone" he begs with big puppy dog eyes. "I'll never live it down"

What am I supposed to say to that? I don't even think I can speak after that! So I just mumble inaudibly, a slur of incomprehensible assurances.

He smiles a mischievous smile and then bolts for the door. He's out the door before I can say anything. Not that I could my mouth is still dry from those puppy dog eyes. What a tool.

As I pull myself together, Sasuke pokes his head through the door. What a surprise. This was getting real old real fast. This was the girl's restroom for a reason!

Filling my lungs with air to yell at him, he suddenly points to my face and says "don't forget to shave your mustache and pluck that eyebrow." My hand immediately moves to cover the atrocious artwork that was my face. Dear god, kill me now!

He smiles at me and disappears behind the door. I dislike that man with a passion.

Well what did you think? I know its short but writing is hard XD anyway thanks for reading and please review