Chapter 2
"YO!" the boy said and flashed a giant grin and the peace sign at the guard. "Eh?" the
Guard blinked dumbfounded. The boy stood up and shouted "My name is Kori
Sisiyama, and I'm freaking starved!" "What happened?!" Two other guards were
running up to see what happened. 1 guard was wearing a head band that was on
backwards and had longish hair at the back. He appeared to be eating pocky or
chewing on a piece of straw. He was dressed as the other guard was. The other
guard was wearing a blue bandanna which looked to be covering his receding hair
line. He was wearing dark sunglasses that hid his eyes and was dressed in blue
jogging pants and a blue sweater. For the 2nd time that day Kori was mistaken for
the Akatsuki. The other 2 guards attacked. "Ah! Wait!" Kori shouted. He made his
hands into fists. He pounded them together twice and with his index fingers made
a square in the air. Suddenly the two guards stopped dead in their tracks. They
couldn't move at all. Again Kori repeated "My name is Kori Sisiyama, and I'm
freaking starved!" "Ah, there you are Kori-dono!" Kori turned to see a young
woman of about 20 running towards him. She had brown hair and was wearing a
purple kimono. Inside her kimono was a small pig that was squealing happily. "We
thought you weren't coming so I went out to look for you! Please, come in!" She
gestured towards the village. And with that Kori headed inside. Kori's stomach
rumbled. "Ah, sorry but do you think we could grab a bite to eat before we go to
hokage tower?" asked Kori. "Of course" Smiled the woman. They stepped inside
Ichiraku ramen. The place smelled of some strange meat that was drying but
otherwise it smelt delicious. "OI! OJI-SAN! 7 SUPER SIZED BOWLS OF PORK
RAMEN!" Kori hollered. "Sure thing!" Chuckled the old man. The ramen place was
mostly empty except for a blonde haired boy and a pink haired girl at a table. The
boy had spiky blond hair and whisker-like scars on his face. He was wearing a
black and orange jumpsuit and orange sweatpants. He was wearing a black
headband that had extra long cloth pieces. The girl had short pink hair and aqua
green eyes. She was wearing a red sleeveless shirt and black shorts. She wore
leather gloves on each hand. "Ne, Ne, Sakura-chan-ttebayo" The boy
asked. "What would happen if Kakashi-sensei tried to perform Oriokone no jutsu?
Would his mask come off?-ttebayo." The girl who had been staring out the window
turned to him and said angrily "How the heck should I know, stupid". The boy
went quiet for a while and then started up again. "Hey! You wanna see my new
jutsu?!-ttebayo". "Not like I have a choice sighed Sakura. "Nope!" The boy got up
from his seat and made 4 hand signs. Then all of a sudden his eyes literally
popped out of his head. "Holy crap!" Screamed Sakura. "That's not funny
Naruto!" "BWAHAHAHAHA!" Howled Naruto with laughter. By now his eyes had
gone back into his head. Kori ate a Naruto * Japanese dough pastry found in
ramen* and sighed. Kori got up from his seat and slowly walked over to where
Naruto and Sakura were sitting and performed 2 hand signs and said "BAN!"
Suddenly he grew a foot taller and after 10 seconds, shrank back to
normal. "Uwah! Sugoi!-ttebayo" said Naruto in awe. "YO!" said Kori, "I'm Kori
Sisiyama". Sakura looked up at him very slowly and then said in a really high cute
voice "My name is Sakura Haruno! Nice to meet you!" "I'm Naruto Uzumaki-
ttebayo!" Naruto growled. "–ttebayo?" Kori asked with a quizzical
expression. "Yeah, it's my catch phrase –ttebayo!" replied Naruto. "Ah! Soka! Like
Mendokusai!" said Kori? "Pfft! You sound just like Shikamaru!" Naruto
laughed. "Who's Shikamaru?" asked Kori. "Oh! He's a really funny guy. You'll like
him". Naruto Laughed. "Well I'll see you around; I'm becoming a Jonin today." Kori
Muttered. "What!?" Naruto gasped. "But you're like the same age as us! We're
only 15! "Meh" said Kori as he walked out with the woman.