Jemima and Etcetera snuck off slowly, and as they did they were laughing their heads off.
"I can't believe he would!" Cetty giggled.
"I could believe he would!" Jemima laughed.
Etcetera giggled one last giggle and then let out a sigh, "Now what?"
Jemima didn't think about that.
"What's plan B?" She asked her best friend.
Etcetera shrugged.
"I thought that was your job," The white tabby mewed.
Jemima blinked in astonishment. There was ALWAYS something to do for the kittens! But… now they didn't HAVE anything to do!
"What is this world coming to?" Cetty wailed, and both kittens both started to roll around onto the ground, holding each other and crying.
Both cats stopped when they saw Gus and Jellylorum both giving them really strange glances.
Jemima grinned at Gus and he just kept staring.
"Uh…" Both the she-cats let go of each other and slowly backed away.
Etcetera got up with Jemima and they stared at each other in confusion.
"I don't get it!" Cetty cried out, "When we used to do that then they used to laugh at it!"
Jemima shrugged. It was kind of suspicious.
"Let's go ask my mum," Jemima murmured, walking off towards the oven, which was Munkustrap's and Demeter's den.
The she-cats strolled in to find Bombalurina and Demeter both giving each other manicures on the dusty old couch in the living room.
"Hey!" Bomba greeted, "How's life as a wild queen?"
"Wild queen?" Jemima and Cetty asked at the same time.
"Well… yeah…" Now Demeter and Bomba looked confused, "I mean, you're not kittens anymore."
"We're not?" Jemima and Cetty asked.
"NO!" Bomba cried out, standing up from where she was sitting, marching over, grabbed each cat in each hand and guided them over to the mirror.
"Oh… mah… gawd…" Jemima wailed.
What happened to them?
"I look GROSS!" Cetty cried out, looking at her body and her *ahem*chest*ahem*.
"I..." Jemima was speechless completely.
"I LOOK LIKE YOU!" Cetty wailed, pointing at Bombalurina.
And for that she got a smack upside the head.
"How did this happen?" Jemima asked Demeter.
"It's life, dearie!" Demeter said, smiling warily.
"I don't like life..." Cetty muttered, staring at herself, "I don't like it one bit."