Author's Note: Y'know, I can't really picture a pregnant L. How would he sit? Normally, I guess… But that would impair his thinking abilities. Light's evil plan that backfired completely, I guess…
Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
"Morning, Light!" L and Light moved as far apart as their handcuffs would allow as Misa made her entrance. They were both glad that she wasn't the brightest. After all, if she really knew what was going on between her boyfriend and the world's greatest detective, would she be so willing to comply with the investigation?
"Good morning, Misa," Light said. "You just missed Matsuda making eggs and bacon."
"Smiley-face eggs and bacon?" Misa perked up even more, if that was possible.
Light nodded. "You can probably still catch him and get some."
"Great! Oh, Matsuuuu!"
And with that, Misa was gone.
"It's too early to deal with her," Light groaned.
"Just tell her you're sick," L suggested. "Maybe she'll back off a little."
"She's much more likely to come on even thicker," Light pointed out. "I know she's important to the investigation, but sometimes I wish—"
"Come on, Matsu, I want bacon and eggs!" Misa shoved Matsuda into the room.
"Just think of the investigation," L muttered.
Light nodded, "So, Misa, did you sleep well?"
"Super good!" Misa sang. "How about you, Lightikins?"
Lightikins, that was a new one. It would have almost been endearing if Ryuuzaki had said. Almost. And Ryuuzaki never would say anything remotely like that anyway, so the point was moot. "Not so great."
"From what I saw, you slept pretty well," L pointed out.
Light put his head down on the table. "It feels like I didn't sleep at all."
"Too bad that we have a full day of work ahead of us," L sighed. "But Kira won't just show up on our doorstep and turn himself in. Come on, Light, we've spent enough time sitting around. Miss Amane, we'll be going."
"You're so mean, Ryuuzaki! Taking my Light away from me!"
"Misa, it has to be done. Ryuuzaki is right about Kira," Light explained and was gladly dragged from the room by L.