Hey guys! This is the second chapter. The song featured is "I Want to Sex you Up" by Color Me Badd. I do not own this song or Glee. But if I did own something, it would be Darren Criss.
"No! Absolutely not. That's completely against everything I stand for," said Joe, full of rage.
"We're not asking you to join, we just want you guys to back us up," said Sam.
"I still think it's a bad idea. We're going to get into huge trouble with Mr. Schue."
"Not if we don't tell him we're doing it," said Blaine.
"I think it's a great idea," Sugar said with a slight grin.
"We need more girls in glee club and this is the best way we can think of."
"Sam's right. There are five boys and two girls. We need to even out the falsetto and alto voices."
"So if you guys will sing the first verse and chorus, we will let the instrumental play for the rest of it so Blaine and I can do our thing."
"I'm in," said Tina.
"Fine, but I'm not singing. This song is too…perverted."
"Whatever…so we all agree."
Everyone looked around at each other and nodded in agreement.
"Great so operation GET GIRLS IN GLEE CLUB is officially ago."
Principal Figgins walked up to the front of the gym while all the students piled in on the bleachers. He taped the microphone a few times to make sure it was working.
"Okay students…please take a seat," he waited for a moment for everyone to sit down. "Thank you all for coming to this assembly, and to kick it off, we have a performance by my second favorite band…the New Directions."
There was scattered clapping throughout the gym. Then the music began playing and Will knew something was very, very wrong.
"Oh no," he said quietly to himself.
Artie's voice came over the speaker very quietly.
A tick tock don't stop
Stop to the
A tick tock don't stop
Stop to the
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, said Tina from the back
Then Roy's voice started
Come inside
Take off your coat
I'll make you feel at home
Then Artie's voice again
I've been waiting all night
So just let me hold you close to me Oh
Then everybody started singing
I want to sex you up
All night
I want to rub you down
I want to sex you up
Then the singing stopped so Sam and Blaine could take center stage. While the music was playing with no words, both of the boys swiftly tore their shirts off and threw them on the ground. They did two hip thrusts then ripped their pants off slowly. Now they were down to their boxer briefs. After a few more dance moves the song stopped and everyone took a bow.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH," roared the crowed, especially the girls.
Mr. Schue was outraged. He rushed onto the stage and tore off a curtain from the front to cover the nearly naked boys.
"Thank you for coming," said Figgins.
About twenty minutes after the performance Figgins called Sam and Blaine into his office along with Will.
"Would you like to explain to principal Figgins why you boys decided to put on a strip show during the performance?"
Sam spoke softly, "Well we really wanted to recruit new members to glee club and we thought if Blaine and I used our rocking bodies, we might get some girls and/or gay guys to join. Either way they could fill in the falsetto."
Blaine nodded his head in agreement but Schue didn't look as happy.
"Well Mr. Schue, you know I've had lots of practice as a stripper."
Mr. Schue let his head fall and started rubbing his temples. Then Figgins spoke.
"I am giving you a month of detention and you will stay after school every day to fill in the janitors spot and clean the whole school. Dismissed."
"But prince-"
"Not buts. This is your punishment. Now leave my office."
Both boys got up and left the office with Mr. Schue. They headed back to the choir room in silence. When they arrived Sugar stood up and said, "What happened."
"They got a month suspension and community service."
"Cool," said Artie.
When the boys took their seat, Mr. Schue stared them down with an ashamed expression on his face.
"I am really disappointed in you guys. Especially in you two," he looked at Sam and Blaine and shook his head. "What would possess you to strip in front of the entire school, and why would YOU go along with it."
Artie spoke first. "Mr. Schue, we really liked the idea because we thought that there might be a chance of recruiting new members to glee club, and we have a good track record of getting people to join if we use our sexiness."
Tina and Sugar looked at Artie with lust filled eyes.
"Principal Figgins said this was the last straw…our last strike. He said we can't perform anymore in front of the school. There have been too many issues in the past four years, and he's had it."
Everyone looked around with a nervous expression on their faces.
"But Mr. Schue we didn't-"
"You know what Sam, I'm sick of it. It's always 'We didn't know' and 'There's nothing wrong with it as long as we didn't hurt anyone.' Well you know what, there is something wrong. You guys should know better and I'm tired of the lectures. All of you are getting punished. I don't care about whose idea it was and who actually did it. You're all responsible. Now if something like this happens again, I'm pulling the glee club out of Sectionals."
"Mr. Schue-"
"I'm dead serious. Don't let this happen again. As for your punishment, everyone in glee club will play a game of dodge ball with the rest of the seniors. Whoever loses will have to endure slushies in the face by everyone on the winning team. That means if you lose, there will be fifty-five slushies coming your way."
"As if the dodge ball wasn't already bad enough," said Roy.
"Mr. Schue, you can't-"
"Oh I can and will do anything I want, thank you Blaine."
The bell rang
"Dismissed," shouted Mr. Schue.
"Well this sucks," said Sam as he and Blaine were walking out of the choir room. "Now we get to be humiliated in front of the whole school…again."
"Well, look at the bright side; if we win we get to slushy all those kids in the face like they've been doing to us."
"Yeah but how are we going to win with seven kids. They have over fifty. It's so unfair."
"They won't have over fifty if we get some of them to join glee club."
"How are we going to get those guys to join, they hate us."
"Do what we did before."
"You know Mr. Schue is going to kill us, and we'll be out of Sectionals."
"Not that, WHAT WE DID BEFORE," Blaine smiled evily.
"Nobody even knows about that."
"Then let's make it known."