(Sorry about my grammar. I guess I was just lazy to fix my work. Plus I deleted two of Duo's Happiness so some guy won't report me, and put me on the "Black List". If ya'll can be nice, can ya'll tell me what will happen if I'm on the "Black List", kay?)
A Day With Pichu & Totodile!!
(Part 2)
Hellbender: When we last left off, Wufei was about to cook the egg that Duo was taking care of, until Duo knocked it out from his grip, and it landed on the ground. (Ow.) They thought that the egg was dead, until it started walking, then soon the egg broke and came out a tiny yellow mouse. (Pichu) Duo started to hug it to death, until Pichu got mad, and shocked him and Wufei on accident. Then Heero, Quatre, and Trowa came from their rooms, and saw Duo and Wufei burnt on the ground, and on Duo's stomach was Pichu.
Heero: What the hell just happened?
Trowa: Well, it looks like that thing must of killed Duo and Wufei, by burning them to death.
Pichu: (puzzled) Pi?
(Translator): What?
Heero: Dammit!!
Quatre: What's wrong, Heero?
Heero: Well, I don't care if "Justice Boy" died, but I need Duo for tonight, and that damn thing killed him.
Quatre: Uhhh.....kay.
Heero: (getting cocky) Oh, like you never made love with Trowa before.
Quatre: (getting mad) I'M NOT GAY!!!!
Heero: What are you gonna do about it? Scream like a sissy?
Trowa: Shut up! Right now, what are we suppose to do about that thing?
Heero: You're right. What should we do about that thing?
~~~~~~~ 2 hours later ~~~~~~~~~
Heero: How about we just kill it?
Quatre: Good idea.
(So Quatre, Heero, and Trowa pulled out their guns and aimed it at Pichu, until Duo & Wufei got up.)
Duo: Ooww.
Heero: (happy) Duo!! You're alive!!
Wufei: Oh man.
Heero: (still happy) Wufei!! I was hopping that you were dead!!
Wufei: Uhh...what just happened?
Duo: If I recall, I was hugging that little cute mouse thingy, until it shocked us, and we fainted.
Wufei: .....oh yeah. (pulls out his sword) DIE!! YOU LITTLE....
Duo: Wait a minute!!
Wufei: (glowering at Duo) WHAT?!?
Duo: I think that critter didn't mean to do that.
Heero: Oh, like that thing just shocked you for self defense.
Quatre: Hey, it could happen.
Heero: Shut up! Who asked for your stupid comment, cry baby!
Quatre: Why you!!
Heero: Bring it on, weakling!!
Wufei: Hey!! That's my line, stupid!!
Heero: Shut up!!
Wufei: Come say that to my face!!
(So Heero, Quatre, and Wufei started fighting for 5 minutes, until I appeared from nowhere.)
Hellbender: Stop it!! Now!!
Quatre, Wufei, & Heero stop fighting, and everyone looked at me.
Duo: Hey. Are you God?
Hellbender: No!! I can't believe that ya'll don't remember me!!
Heero: Well, it's been a long time since we seen you.
Hellbender: You're right. Well, looks like you got Totodile, and Pichu.
Trowa: Uhh...who's Pichu?
Hellbender: 1: That's the guy who is on the table. 2: He's the pre-evolve stage of Pikachu.
Duo: So..he's Pikachu?
Hellbender: No. Pichu. Without the "ka" in it.
Duo: ....oh.
Trowa: You know...that guy looks like a clown with that black thing around his neck.
Hellbender: (to himself) Go figure.
Wufei: Anyway, what are we suppose to do with this thing?
Hellbender: It dosen't take a rocket scientist to figure that out. Just take care of it, and keep it happy.
Wufei: What? Injustice!! We already have problems with that damn crocodile thingy....
Hellbender: It's name is Totodile. Which reminds me: I got a messege for ya'll.
Gundams: What?
Pichu: Pi?
(Translator): What?
Hellbender: That Totodile will evole soon.
Wufei: That's it? No mission?
Hellbender: What do I look like? One of those darn doctors?
Duo: What will it evole into?
Hellbender: Find out. Right now, I'm about to miss Dragon Ball Z!!
Heero: The Cell Games are on?
Hellbender: Yeah! See ya!
Heero: (looks at his watch) Damn. I'm about to miss it. (runs to living room) C'mon! I want to see Gohan beating the crap out of Cell!
Hellbender: Don't forget to take care of those pokemon!!
Duo, Heero, & Quatre: We won't!!
Trowa: ............
Wufei: Whatever, baka.
(20 minutes later, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, and Duo were about to go to the store. They saw Wufei watching the "Jerry Springer Show", and asked him to do something for them.)
Heero: Wufei?
Wufei: .......
Heero: Wufei?
Wufei: ........
Heero: WUFEI!!!!
Wufei: What!!
Quatre: We're about to go to the store. You want anything?
Wufei: Yeah. I want you freaks to get away from me, now!!
Heero: Anyway, can you do us a favor?
Wufei: What is it now?!
Duo: Right now, Totodile is asleep, but he'll be hungry soon. So can you feed him?
Wufei: Yeah, yeah. Just go.
(So they left. 10 minutes later, Totodile was yelling for food.)
Totodile: Totodile!!
(Translator): I need food!!
Wufei: All right!! Just shut up!!
(7 minutes later, Wufei didn't find anything. He was about to call for pizza, until he saw Pichu sleeping quietly. Then Wufei had a devily idea.)
Wufei: (to himself) Hum. I got one gay rat, and one hungry crocodile. Mabye if I get rid of that rat by makin him food for that crocdile. But then Duo and the others will kill me for doing that. What should I do? (finally makes decision) Ahh, I can buy him a new rat.
Hellbender: What will happen to Pichu? Will he be eaten by the hungry Totodile? Will the other will come back in time to stop Wufei? Will Heero make love with Duo? (don't even ask) Find out on the thir...
Wufei: COME BACK HERE, YOU DAMN RAT!!
Pichu: PI....CHU!!
(Translator): HELP ME!!
(They continue the chase in chibi, anime style)
Hellbender: (signs) To be continued......
A Day With Pichu & Totodile!!
(Part 2)
Hellbender: When we last left off, Wufei was about to cook the egg that Duo was taking care of, until Duo knocked it out from his grip, and it landed on the ground. (Ow.) They thought that the egg was dead, until it started walking, then soon the egg broke and came out a tiny yellow mouse. (Pichu) Duo started to hug it to death, until Pichu got mad, and shocked him and Wufei on accident. Then Heero, Quatre, and Trowa came from their rooms, and saw Duo and Wufei burnt on the ground, and on Duo's stomach was Pichu.
Heero: What the hell just happened?
Trowa: Well, it looks like that thing must of killed Duo and Wufei, by burning them to death.
Pichu: (puzzled) Pi?
(Translator): What?
Heero: Dammit!!
Quatre: What's wrong, Heero?
Heero: Well, I don't care if "Justice Boy" died, but I need Duo for tonight, and that damn thing killed him.
Quatre: Uhhh.....kay.
Heero: (getting cocky) Oh, like you never made love with Trowa before.
Quatre: (getting mad) I'M NOT GAY!!!!
Heero: What are you gonna do about it? Scream like a sissy?
Trowa: Shut up! Right now, what are we suppose to do about that thing?
Heero: You're right. What should we do about that thing?
~~~~~~~ 2 hours later ~~~~~~~~~
Heero: How about we just kill it?
Quatre: Good idea.
(So Quatre, Heero, and Trowa pulled out their guns and aimed it at Pichu, until Duo & Wufei got up.)
Duo: Ooww.
Heero: (happy) Duo!! You're alive!!
Wufei: Oh man.
Heero: (still happy) Wufei!! I was hopping that you were dead!!
Wufei: Uhh...what just happened?
Duo: If I recall, I was hugging that little cute mouse thingy, until it shocked us, and we fainted.
Wufei: .....oh yeah. (pulls out his sword) DIE!! YOU LITTLE....
Duo: Wait a minute!!
Wufei: (glowering at Duo) WHAT?!?
Duo: I think that critter didn't mean to do that.
Heero: Oh, like that thing just shocked you for self defense.
Quatre: Hey, it could happen.
Heero: Shut up! Who asked for your stupid comment, cry baby!
Quatre: Why you!!
Heero: Bring it on, weakling!!
Wufei: Hey!! That's my line, stupid!!
Heero: Shut up!!
Wufei: Come say that to my face!!
(So Heero, Quatre, and Wufei started fighting for 5 minutes, until I appeared from nowhere.)
Hellbender: Stop it!! Now!!
Quatre, Wufei, & Heero stop fighting, and everyone looked at me.
Duo: Hey. Are you God?
Hellbender: No!! I can't believe that ya'll don't remember me!!
Heero: Well, it's been a long time since we seen you.
Hellbender: You're right. Well, looks like you got Totodile, and Pichu.
Trowa: Uhh...who's Pichu?
Hellbender: 1: That's the guy who is on the table. 2: He's the pre-evolve stage of Pikachu.
Duo: So..he's Pikachu?
Hellbender: No. Pichu. Without the "ka" in it.
Duo: ....oh.
Trowa: You know...that guy looks like a clown with that black thing around his neck.
Hellbender: (to himself) Go figure.
Wufei: Anyway, what are we suppose to do with this thing?
Hellbender: It dosen't take a rocket scientist to figure that out. Just take care of it, and keep it happy.
Wufei: What? Injustice!! We already have problems with that damn crocodile thingy....
Hellbender: It's name is Totodile. Which reminds me: I got a messege for ya'll.
Gundams: What?
Pichu: Pi?
(Translator): What?
Hellbender: That Totodile will evole soon.
Wufei: That's it? No mission?
Hellbender: What do I look like? One of those darn doctors?
Duo: What will it evole into?
Hellbender: Find out. Right now, I'm about to miss Dragon Ball Z!!
Heero: The Cell Games are on?
Hellbender: Yeah! See ya!
Heero: (looks at his watch) Damn. I'm about to miss it. (runs to living room) C'mon! I want to see Gohan beating the crap out of Cell!
Hellbender: Don't forget to take care of those pokemon!!
Duo, Heero, & Quatre: We won't!!
Trowa: ............
Wufei: Whatever, baka.
(20 minutes later, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, and Duo were about to go to the store. They saw Wufei watching the "Jerry Springer Show", and asked him to do something for them.)
Heero: Wufei?
Wufei: .......
Heero: Wufei?
Wufei: ........
Heero: WUFEI!!!!
Wufei: What!!
Quatre: We're about to go to the store. You want anything?
Wufei: Yeah. I want you freaks to get away from me, now!!
Heero: Anyway, can you do us a favor?
Wufei: What is it now?!
Duo: Right now, Totodile is asleep, but he'll be hungry soon. So can you feed him?
Wufei: Yeah, yeah. Just go.
(So they left. 10 minutes later, Totodile was yelling for food.)
Totodile: Totodile!!
(Translator): I need food!!
Wufei: All right!! Just shut up!!
(7 minutes later, Wufei didn't find anything. He was about to call for pizza, until he saw Pichu sleeping quietly. Then Wufei had a devily idea.)
Wufei: (to himself) Hum. I got one gay rat, and one hungry crocodile. Mabye if I get rid of that rat by makin him food for that crocdile. But then Duo and the others will kill me for doing that. What should I do? (finally makes decision) Ahh, I can buy him a new rat.
Hellbender: What will happen to Pichu? Will he be eaten by the hungry Totodile? Will the other will come back in time to stop Wufei? Will Heero make love with Duo? (don't even ask) Find out on the thir...
Wufei: COME BACK HERE, YOU DAMN RAT!!
Pichu: PI....CHU!!
(Translator): HELP ME!!
(They continue the chase in chibi, anime style)
Hellbender: (signs) To be continued......