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Tis I here, with another chapter of ~ Interactions with ASTRAL! ~
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We must press on!
I have chosen 1 from the list of reviews (the others will come in future chapters - PROMISE!)
But Firstly, lets see how our dear friend Astral is doing! Good morning Astral :)
Astral - Good morning to you Miss um...what is with your name?
Me - What's with my name?
Astral - Here it states you are some 'Princess' of 'Shadows'. Am I right to say that you are evil?
Me - NO! NO! It's just the name I made up for the site! But I am in NO way evil! (hehehe...)
Astral - Hmm...Your name is also accompanied with numbers from Yuma's number system...that's strange..
Me - that's just my birthdate.
Astral - What is a "Birthdate"?
Me - The day, month and year one record is when they were born. You also celebrate your birthday at that time!
Astral - Truly interesting. Observation Number 15: Humans have certain events they record down that indicate the "day, month and year" they were born. They also have a celebration to acknowledge that fact. I must remember that.
Me - Yeah sure...wait...if you're here, where's Yuma?
Astral - *sighs* Look below you "Princess".
*Me looks below table and sees Yuma sleeping on the ground with a snot bubble while he snores*
Me - So THAT was the noise I was hearing! GEEZ YUMA!
Astral - He was too busy dueling ALL NIGHT to care about his sleeping times. Honestly humans like him are "complex".
Me - Speaking of complex, Astral, you are going to interact with someone a lot more complex than Yuma himself.
Astral - I wonder who..
Me - Wait and see. I think you two will get along well.
~ Astral Interaction 2 ~
Astral and (The Dragon Tamer - One of those Barians) Misael (or Mizar)
~ The Human World is CONFUSING, is it not? (and Mizar's denial)~
It is midafternoon on a warm day and Yuma is running along a path in town leading to a place Astral has no idea about.
Astral - Yuma. Where are we going exactly?
Yuma - Some place awesome! That's what! Maybe I can find someone to duel on the way there!
Astral - Which is where exactly?
Yuma - Oh, You'll see!
*grumble, grumble*
*Astral looks around catious*
Yuma - Huh? What is it Astral?
Astral - I heard a strange noise. Did you not hear it?
Yuma - What did it sound like?
Astral - It sounded like something strange. But it was close by. Almost like it was next to us.
Yuma - Huh? Oh! You mean my-
Astral - *still catious* Yuma, get your duel disk ready unless whatever it is, prepares to attack!
Yuma - ...hehehe...Hahahahahahahaha! *Yuma holds his stomach*
Astral - YUMA! this is not the time to laugh! We have an enemy nearby!
Yuma - Hahahahaha! Astral you seriously think that noise was an enemy?!
Astral - Well, yes.
*Yuma keeps laughing while Astral is still confused*
Yuma - Astral you crack me up! Hahahahaha!
Astral - What do you mean "crack you up"? I do not understand you.
Yuma - It means you make me laugh SO~ BAD! hahaha! and that noise before was my stomach growling!
Astral - Why? Do you have something in your stomach preparing to attack us?
SILENCE~
*Yuma then starts burst out laughing this time louder, Astral still confused*
Yuma - No I don't! *pant pant* it just means that I'm hungry! No biggie!
Astral - Then the noise that came out from your digestive area makes sounds to indicate you are needing nourishment?
Yuma - ...umm...Yeah! Something like that I guess...
Astral -How interesting.*closes his eyes and puts his hand on his chin* Observation 15: A human's digestive area makes strange noises indicating that the owner is needing nourishment. 'That explains all those noises during every morning.'
Yuma - Alright, we're almost there!
*Yuma runs to a corner leading to a grassy park area. In the center, many young children are lining up in front of an ice-cream stand*
Yuma - Yay! we're here! The ice-cream stand!
Astral - Ice-cream? what is that?
Yuma - Uh...It's a sweet and icy food that is SO~ YUMMY~! MMMM!
Astral - Hmm...
Yuma - oh no~!
Astral - What?
Yuma - There's a long cue! It's gonna take forever with all those kids!
Astral - Then just wait for your turn.
Yuma - But I don't wanna~
Astral - *SIGH*
*As Yuma is having an argument with a kid about pushing in line, Astral waits by a tree located near the area.
Astral - *SIGH* Yuma is going to have bruises again. Honestly, that boy knows NO patience.
*Yuma is now having a heated argument with the child's big bulky brother.*
*CRACK*
Astral - Huh? *looks up and gasps*
*Above him sitting calmly on a branch, he saw one of those powerful and frightening Barian Emporers they nearly lost to.*
Misael - Well, well, If it isn't the Astral Being that keeps interfeering with our plans.
Astral - Y-Your one of those Barians! Misael!
Misael - I am pleased that you remember who I am. You are Astral, as I recall?
Astral - *Oh no, there is too many people around to let them evacuate. If there is going to be a duel here, many will...!*
Misael - Hmmph, Don't get so tense. I'm only here because of Dumon. I was sent to come and retrieve Girag and Alito due to some problems they've caused and other issues.
*Misael sighs and clenches his temple, already irritated*
Misael - Honestly, those two are completely hopeless, and Dumon even trusted them with a task like collecting the Numbers.
*Astral is still catious and Misael notices it*
Misael - Oh please, I have no time right now to duel your weak excuse for a dueling partner. Call this your "lucky day" as humans put it.
Astral - *catious* You are not here to duel us?
Misael - I suppose you are deaf, Astral being? Yes. I am not here to duel you. I recieved intel that Girag and Alito are going to show in this area soon. I am just waiting here for their sorry assess to show up.
*Misael looks up at the surrounding park areas, buildings and the many people*
Misael - This world might as well just burn away. It's just too confusing for my taste.
Astral - He too thinks the world is confusing? Is he is not here to duel, then I guess I can speak with him...I agree with you on that.
*Misael looks at him confused as to why he is speaking with him in friendly terms*
Misael - On this world burning? Huh, I thought you were on their side.
Astral - No. I mean this world's confusing attributes.
Misael - ...
Astral - For starters, humans make sounds from their digestive tracts to signal that they are hungry. That is just one of the observations I made about them.
Misael - Well, That is the way of these humans. They are all confusing and pathetic creatures. Us Barians will eventually take control of all of them.
Astral - *glares at Misael* Observation Number 15 (a): The Barians will always be the bloodthirsty and proud fools they are.
*Astral turns to him*
Astral - If that is so, then why do you possess a human form?
Misael - Well, we aren't invisible to them like you, you fool. We must have a form that can blend in with their pathetic excuse for a species. But with all their horrid limmits, I cannot fully release my Barian Power.
Astral - ...I see.
SILENCE~
Misael - ...Do not get me wrong Astral Being. We are not going to be aquainted after this talk. I am still going to duel you one day and take those Numbers from you, additionally watching your duel partner writhe in pain and agony.
Astral - Well, we will do everything in our power to stop you.
Misael - So overconfident about his dueling partner, I wonder...Why?*looks at him interested*
Astral - What?
Misael - Why do you even pair yourself with a pathetic human like him? Why not someone that can actually succeed?
Astral - I am assuming you mean why I could not be paired with someone like Kite?
*Misael looked away from him at the sound of his name*
Astral - I do not know. I did not choose Yuma, rather fate did. I have not gotten all Number cards yet to learn the truth.
Misael - Huh.
Astral - Besides, this world despite it's confusing nature, is very interesting. I would like to add some observations of it before that time.
Misael - ...This world is just outright confusing. You musn't worry yourself too much of it.
Astral - ...Would you like to discuss it? I'm interested on what your thoughts are.
Misael - ...Heh, why not. At least it isn't those other idiots I work with. Better you than them.
Astral - Have you noticed that humans always look at a large lightbox that produces moving images across its glass surface?
Misael - Actually Yes, I have noticed that. Girag and Alito have one in their hideaway.
*sits up*
Misael - Alito has been telling me that Girag watches "shows" on that object.
Astral - Like the Sparrow?
Misael - What is that?
Astral - No, it is nothing.
Misael - Firstly, he tells me that humans watch these "shows" to amuse themselves of their boredom or to escape their pathetic reality. I believe Girag mentioned something about anime and cartoon...?
Astral - Interesting.
Misael - Not only that, but Girag watches a lot of what Alito describes as, "Girl Hentai" or whatever the hell that is.
Astral - Hmm...didn't that Flip boy mention something about that to Yuma? Something about "nude females"...I must ask him later.
*10 minutes later, Yuma has now advanced in a duel with the child's brother (YUMA - 3100 LP, JACK - 3000 LP) while Astral is quitely discussing with Misael on:
# human vechiles
Astral - They run on circular shapes called "wheels" I was told.
Misael - I believe they ran on some sort of energy source...what was it? Whatever, it doesn't matter. These human innovations alone are complicated.
Astral - And they make noises exactly like Yuma's stomach.
# What the humans call "fashion"
Misael - They wear an assortment of clothing day to day, night to night and I just wonder why these humans cannot just wear one set of clothing. And what are with the colours? too bright for my taste.
Astral - I have never worn clothes before, but changing into different clothing day by day, night by night sounds extremely complex.
Misael - Their pathetic clothing can never match us Barians though. *smiles proudly* Our attire matches who we are! our long cloaks, the hoods that overshadow our faces, the colours that match our Barian world itself! that alone is the true colour of our magestic power!
Astral - ...I see. *Just like Dark Mist in many ways...*
# and what happens in the "magical room".
Astral - I was told that when you disturb someone in that magical room, that person inside will turn into a rodent.
Misael - *chuckles lightly* Hah, now that is idiotic. Humans turning into rodents.
Astral - so it was a joke then. That explains that.
Misael - What is more idiotic is that humans here replenish themselves by putting objects in their mouths.
Astral - You mean food?
Misael - Quiet. Barians do not need to eat, but in these forms *points to his body* unfortunately we must suffer these meaningless things humans do as well. HONESTLY!
Astral - He's as much clueless as I am...hmm.
Misael - Like Girag and Alito for example, they eat pizza from morn to night in this world. I have no idea how they can eat five in one go. Sounds absurd does it not?
Astral - Isn't this "pizza" a dough-like source of nourishment for humans?I assume their hunger levels are endless. I think humans call that a, "bottomless pit".
Misael - Indeed. Honestly, such fools they are *and completely hopeless too.*
*Misael croses his legs and puts his hands behind his head, relaxing*
Astral - Have you ever eaten anything?
*for a second, Misael looked shocked but quickly hides it away with a frown*
Misael - Do you HONESTLY think I would eat whatever those humans digest? That alone is absurd in every shape and form...*Misael conceals something behind his coat*
Astral - Hmm...What is that you are hiding by your side?
Misael - *irritated* Don't make me silence you with my drago-
*as Misael moves, the paperbag filled with pink frosted doughnuts fall to the grassy ground*
Astral - ...
Misael - ...
SILENCE~
Misael - .YOU.
*Misael jumps up from his branch*
Misael - I JUST PURCHASED THOSE DOUGHNUTS FOR ALL OF MY EARTH MONEY!
SILENCE~
Astral - ...So you do eat.
*Misael moans and puts his hands on his face and stays quiet for a while*
Misael - I HATE THIS BODY! HOW I HATE IT! UGGHH!
Astral - *closes his eyes and puts his hand on his chin in thought* Observation number 15 (b) Even with their pride and arrogance, Barians cannot resist "doughnuts".
*Misael points to Astral*
Misael - Tell anyone of this, Yuma Tsukamo DIES.
Astral - He is definitely over-exhaggerating. These Barians...
Misael - UNDERSTOOD?
Astral - *sighs and nods* I apologise.
Misael - I do not want to hear it. I am finished talking with you anyway.
*Misael looks in the distance and sees a rushing Alito and Girag with their mouths open wide with drool, heading straight for the ice-cream stand*
Girag - I'm going to order the TRIPLE DECKER CHOCOLATE SPRINKLE SUPRISE!
Alito - Well, I'm ordering the Mint Chocolate Chip aside with a smoothie! Remember we're sharing the money Girag!
Girag - Yeah whatever!
*Misael stands up*
Misael - Farewell, Astral. Good luck for to your partner. If the hopeless brat is worthy.
Astral - Farewell. And thank you for our chat.
Misael - We shall meet again. I will not hold back.
*Leaving Astral with a fierce glare, he vanishes into a portal. Immediately landing in front of a suprised Alito and Girag -
Girag & Alito - M-M-M-MIZAR?! What the-
- before forcing them into a Barian Portal*
Astral - Hm. These Barians claim they do not have any weaknesess, but it seems everyone, even them do. They do not like revealing them, I believe they call that "denial". Now, where is Yuma-
Yuma - I'm feeling the FLOW~! You're going down!
Astral - I should have known.
*ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER*
*Yuma and Astral are slowly walking back to the house.*
Astral - I knew you did not have any patience. Look at how you ended up in the end.
Yuma - It was SO~ unfair! It was because you didn't show up by my side during that duel!
Astral - Your oponent had level 4 and 5 monsters, as I recall. Clearly not that much of a challenge Yuma. This defeat is by far, the worst you have been dealt with. You are indeed hopeless.
Yuma - Oh QUIET YOU-YOU OWW!
*clutches his groin*
Astral - The brother of your oponent even injured your groin area with his foot. I have to say, that was quite the kick.
*Yuma REALLY PISSED*
Yuma - OH SHUUUT IT~!
MEANWHILE IN BARIAN WORLD~
Girag - This is not fair Mizar!
Alito - Yeah! Why did you have to bring us back here?!
*Misael sighs irritated*
Misael - I do not really care what you say right now. After your several mistakes and a few disturbing actions from you Girag-
Girag - What did I do?
Misael - Something about "girl nudity" or whatever. Duman watches everything if you did not know already.
Girag - Uhhhhh...
Misael - He has suspended you on this mission.
Girag - WHAT?!
Misael - As for you Alito.
*anxious, Alito looks slowly at Mizar*
Alito - Uh...what?
Misael - You still have your earth money do you not?
Alito - Um...yes.
*Mizar extends his hand*
Misael - Hand it over. *glare* NOW.
*Alito confused but not wanting to start a fight with Mizar, quickly hands over the bag of money and backs off*
Misael - *smiles* Thank you for your co-operation. Now I leave you at the hands of Dumon.
Dumon - *arms crossed and his foot tapping on the ground in an irritated manner* ALITO. GIRAG. We have certain matters we need to discuss.
Alito & Girag - We're SO screwed.
*Misael vanishes out of sight and into another portal*
BACK ON EARTH - 9:30PM (Yuma's House)
Yuma - *yawn* Time for bed!
Astral - Time for me to suffer another night of noises. *sigh* woe is me.
Yuma - Hey Astral. I've been meaning to ask you this, but what were you during that duel, hours ago?
*Astral looks out the window*
Astral - Nothing that concerns you.
Yuma - Hmmph WHATEVER! I'm going to bed-YAAAOOWW!
*Astral looks at Yuma with a look of pity*
Astral - Does your groin area still hurt?
Yuma - Not just that! I have an icepack underneath my...um...
Astral - What?
*Yuma looks away*
Yuma - Uh...NEVERMIND! GOING TO SLEEP NOW! GOODNIGHT ASTRAL!
*Yuma quickly jumps but misess his Hammok and falls face down on the ground*
Astral - *sigh* That Barian Mizar was correct. You are hopeless.
Yuma - What was that?!
Astral - Nothing.
Yuma - Fine then JERK! I don't need to talk to you! TAKE THIS!
*Throws pillow at Astral*
Astral - Such a pointless move. I cannot be physically effected by anything remember?
Yuma - WHATEVER!
*jumps back on the Hammok*
1 HOUR LATER...
*As Yuma starts to snore, Astral sits on a box in the attic and thinks about his conversation with Misael*
Astral - Though he seems proud and arrogant, he is indeed a dangerous foe, being able to wield a number over 100. That still confuses and worries me to an amount as I thought only 100 Number cards exsisted. But I did however learn that he too, is curious of this world and its attributes. He clearly hates his human form because he yearns for these "doughnuts"...Let's recall - Observation Number 15 (a): The Barians will always be the bloodthirsty and proud fools they are (who often over-exhagerate themselves), Observation number 15 (b): Even with their pride and arrogance, Barians cannot resist "doughnuts" (additionally making moaning noises because their food fell on grass). Additional Observations: Barians like dark colours indicating their allegiance to evil, Human innovations such as the "lightbox" are confusing, and Mizael hairstyle can be considered "feminine". Hm, that is all for today. It is time for me to rest.
*Floats over to a sleeping snoring Yuma*
Astral - *sigh* Another night...
Yuma - *snore* Tori...make me a nice sandwich...*snore*
*after faceplaming, Astral touches key and disappears*
MEANWHILE, ON A ROOFTOP OF A TALL BUILDING SOMEWHERE IN HEARTLAND CITY...
*GOBBLE* *GOBBLE* *CRUNCH* *MUNCH*
? - Mmm! These human-made doughnuts are quite enjoyable, which is very hard to admit!
*Crunch! munch!*
? - Thanks to that earth money that fool Alito gave me, I was able to purchase two packets of these pink doughnuts! Wonderful!
*Munch!*
? - Although this world is completely pathetic, being the home to these weak, insufferable humans, with their confusing attributes and other crap -
*Munch!*
? - Their food such as these doughnuts, make up for its filth! Oh so good! And humans have the pleasure of eating these! I will eliminate all these humans to never again eat such gracious food!
*Gobble! Gobble! Munch!*
? - Hmm, I finished one packet! well, there is another! Now where is it-
*Figure turns around to search for the other packet and suddenly sees another person not far from him, looking at the the doughnut- gobbler in disbelief and shock*
SILENCE~
? - ...
? - ...
...
? - ...Aren't you...that Barian I fought in that forest clearing...?
? - ...Your that...boy wielding... the other Galaxy Eyes...
...
...
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
The two looked at each other for a long time. Before long, the other flew off quickly into the night wanting to rub his eyes of what he saw, and the other vanished in a Barian portal leaving his last packet of doughnuts on the roof. Both of them are still in shock after the incident.
Me - And THAT'S IT FOR CHAPPIE 2! AND MY GOD THAT WAS A FREAKIN FUNNY ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yuma - ...
Astral - ...
Misael - ...
Kite - ...
Orbital 7 - m-master K-Kite! your turning green!
Me - Let him rest a bit. He's still shocked over what he saw.
Misael - ... . . . .
Me - Try! but you can never beat me! NOW that you have seen what I am capable of, I wonder what other people can Astral interact with next?
Astral - ...Although I am happy of the observations I am making in this story, I am really anxious as to who I shall interact with next.
Me - Oh Astral. Don't be anxious! BE SCARED :)
(Remember! person - place - topic)
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