Christy said: I want the prequel to this where Deadpool gives Bob urine samples and tells him to find out if he really is the baby daddy by "I don't know, Google it or some shit"
"That's not really how it works, Mr. Wilson…," Bob stammered, accepting an already opened can of soda gratefully. "I'm gonna need blood samples and much,much more than Google…"
"You're not coming anywhere near me with a needle, you psycho. You work with what I give you - my piss."
"Uh, alright Mr. Wilson. I'll do my best. So where is the um- the urine sample?" Bob asked and cleared his dry throat before lifting the can to his mouth.
"You're drinking it. Now get to work, I need to hit the toy store just in case."