Gakupo's eye twitched as he watched Iroha glomped Luki from behind, and Yukari wrap her lithe arms around the pinkette's arms. He grumbled lowly and sulked, "I'm the one that's supposed to attract the ladies, not him."
Luki looked back at Gakupo, rolled his eyes, and made his way to sit down when Miku and Lily called the girls upstairs.
The purple-haired samurai glared at Luki, huffing, "Why do you get all the girls for?"
"The girls can look up to me- unlike you," Luki sniffed and raised his chin; "I'm also better looking."
"I'm more muscular."
"You're more disturbing," Luki shot him down, "Who would care if you have muscles if the only way you show them off is by dancing in a thong?"
Gakupo twitched, "You're uke looking."
"Ladies dig guys that look like ukes," Luki replied as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Your hair is pink!"
Luki looked at the samurai flatly, "So?"
"Pink is gay," Gakupo's mouth twitched into a smirk, thinking that he had won.
"Apparently you don't keep up with the times," Luki said offhandedly, "Pink hair is the current in nowadays; a lot of Korean singers dye their hair this color, and the ladies flock to them like roaches. Right SeeMi?"
SeeMi nodded excitedly several times, "Yes!"
The pink-haired male looked back at Gakupo, a wry smirk plastering itself on his face, "Besides, isn't purple a gay color too? And with the way you act with Kaito, the girls probably think you two are a couple and stay away from you."
Gakupo's vein popped, and marched over to Luki, sword in hand. He slid his sword out of its sheath, pointing the sharp end at Luki's throat, "That's it."
The aqua-eyed vocaloid stared at the sword in a bored manner before quickly raising his leg, kicking Gakupo's manly parts mercilessly. He watched, sadistically satisfied as the male doubled over in pain, collapsing to the floor with his hands holding his balls.
"Hmph," Luki sniffed again before stepping on Gakupo's back, sauntering over to where Lilio and Ian were lounging, completely ignoring the samurai's painful grunts.
Yuma shook his head from where he was shining his sword, "And you said I failed as a samurai."
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Written by Cookie
A/N: I only think of Gakupo as hot when I see a hot picture of him or when someone actually uses him properly. But even that lasts only for one night –laughs-. After seeing Gakupo dancing in a thong, his image was completely ruined to me.