It was a relatively non-normal day in the So Random girls' dressing room.

"How many lip glosses do you have?!" Sonny exclaimed. Tawni simply shrugged and tossed her blonde hair back as if she'd never thought about it before.

In front of them, on the table in their dressing room, was possibly more tubes of lip sticks and lip glosses than Sonny had ever even owned in her entire life. Many of them were various shades of pink, but there were quite a few obscure colours like purple, yellow, blue; one of them was even a suspicious shade of green.

"There's really not that many if you look at it closely." Tawni stated in a matter-of-fact sort of way, sweeping her gaze over the masses of lip product with a keen eye.

"If I look at it anymore closely I think I'm going to get a headache." Sonny admitted. The whoosh of the air vent door made the two co-stars look up to the third occupant of their dressing room.

"I think it's going to make me barf." Zora complained, accompanying this with a gagging noise.

"Eww, Zora!" Tawni exclaimed, and moved closer to the table in a protective manner.

Zora sulked and crossed her arms. "It's the truth."

Sonny picked up a bright red tube with sparkles running through it, and scrutinised it. "Why do you need so many anyhow?"

"Because," Tawni informed her snootily, "Every girl needs a different way to glamorise her lips every day of the week," She paused, "Or every day of the year in my case."

Sonny snorted. "More like every day of the next decade."

"Millennium, you mean." Zora added.

Tawni narrowed her eyes at the both of them. "Just because you guys don't even have half the amount of gloss I have, doesn't mean you need to get all jealous about it."

Sonny put down the lip gloss with distaste. "I actually only have one lip gloss that I personally own; I'm not a big fan really."

The blonde diva recoiled in horror as if she was looking at a creature from another dimension.

"O-only . . . one?!"

It would have been almost comical if Tawni didn't look as if she was about to go into a serious state of shock; she was already hyperventilating, and Sonny put up her hands defensively, and tried to calm the girl down.

"Well it's not that much of a big deal right?" Sonny asked tentatively.

"Not much of a big deal?!" Was the near screamed, ear-splitting response.

Zora was shaking her head. "You've done it now; you unleashed Diva-McCrazy."

Sonny was starting to worry about where this situation was headed, and moved away from Tawni as a bit of a precaution. She tried to be realistic. "But not every girl has lip gloss," Tawni didn't look convinced, "Zora doesn't—"

As if on cue, Zora whipped out a case full of gloss from thin air. "According to princess here, apparently 'raspberry coco sunset' makes my eyes sparkle like a dream." She remarked dryly. Sonny cringed, before she realised that Tawni was staring intently at her. But the creepiest part was the fact that she was smiling a wide smile that spelled doom in big black letters.

"We're going shopping."

Tawni grabbed Sonny's wrist in a vice grip.

'Help me!' Sonny mouthed desperately at Zora as she was dragged away, but the girl just shook her head.

"You unleashed the demon, you deal with it."

She hissed like a cat for effect, and retreated into her sanctuary in the ceiling.

Sonny made a last desperate cry of defeat before she was completely dragged out of the dressing room.

It was going to a long day, and it wasn't even eleven in the morning yet. Thus was the penalty for unleashing the lip gloss demon.

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In my defense, I'm really not as crazy as this drabble suggests . . . I mean, come on, she's a lip gloss demon – who isn't afraid of that?

. . .

Yeah, I thought so.

Review if you fear the wrath of the lip gloss demon.

Miz