Chap. 2: A random chapter that has nothing to do with the plot.
"So, what should we do first?" Charlie popped the question that no one is ever able to answer.
"How 'bout we get some icees." said Billy.
Everyone got a surprised look on their face.
"Billy answered the forbidden question!" Yelled Lysander
"AAAAAAAAAA" everyone screamed.
Despite all the drama they got some icees. Everyone got blue raspberry except for Olivia who claimed that it was just crashed ice with blue calories on top.
"Cherry is much more sophisticated."
The gang was walking down the toy aisle. They all walked little hop in their step until they reached the big ball bin.
"Everyone grab a ball! Ready...aim...FIRE!" yelled Charlie.
WHUMP
Most of the balls went flying and hit people in the head. A alarm went off pinpointing right where the gang was.
"HEY! You kids!" yelled the security man.
"Oh, crap. Let's get out of here!"
They sprinted off into the jungle of clothes.
"In here!" cried Gabriel.
He opened a door that was marked "staff only".
Hoo, boy.
They all rushed inside. they were panting and catching their breath. Tancred looked up.
"wow." he wheezed.
The rest of them looked up.
"So? It's just the loading dock." said Emma.
"Not that, that!" Tancred pointed to another door marked "toy testing room".
"Cool. I didn't even knew they had room like that." said Billy in awe.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Lisa and Milhouse to become boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"That's never going to happen!"
"Exactly. Let's go!"
Once in the room, they all gazed in amazement at what they actually found. They found a privet staff only pump-it-up. It had the works: a giant bouncy slide, a bounce house, a obstacle corse, and a wrestling ring.
"This is just like a bouncy house!" cried Olivia.
"Only this is better." said Lysander
"Oh yeah? How?"
"There is no one to tell us not to go down the slide head first."
"YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAA" they ran to the slide.
Billy went first. He got a running start and jumped. The slide was so bouncy that billy practically flew up into the air. He did a flip, and did a face plant on the bottom. Billy didn't even touch the slide. After that they all decided that they probably shouldn't get a running start.
After a hour or two of non-stop fun...
"Hey, you kids! What are you doing here?!" yelled a store employe.
"Well, what dose it look like?" sneered Tancred.
"How did you get in here?"
"Ummm...Our dad got us in."
"What's your dad's name?"
"Uhhh...Mr. cookoo Banana."
"Where is your dad now?"
"Behind the slide."
Wow, he must really stupid. Thought Charlie as the employe looked behind the slide.
"Come on guys! Make like an egg and scram!"
Once they were out and safely away from the staff only area, they stopped to catch their breath.
"Mr. cookoo Banana? Where did you come up with that?" Wheezed Emma.
"Hey, you try to come up with something on the last minute!" panted Tancred.
"Hey, you kids! Get back here." Yelled a security person.
"You kids! We have names you know!" commented Olivia.
"I've got an idea!" exclaimed Lysander
He ran over to the nearest shopping cart and dumped everything out of it.
"Tancred, get on the other side of the handle bar. Everyone else hop in!"
They all hopped into the cart and they two boys pushed.
"Hasta la vista! Peace! We're semi wanted criminals!" yelled Billy"
"He's gone a little bit mental." whispered Olivia.
They burst out of the store with the security person waving his fist in the air.
"WOOOHOOO! This is the best day ever!" Screamed Charlie.
Then they all remembered that the camping trip stared tomorrow.