Story Notes:

This Chapter is dedicated to Blueyay. As my first reviewer I figure you deserve a bit of a dedication. Thank you so much. Your review made me get off my bum and start this.

This Is Your Pile

Chapter Two: Auspisticism

Be the pale one. You are now KANAYA MARYAM and are expected. Yes you and the authoress had a nice long chat on what you are going to be doing in this chapter. 3...2...1... "HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE?!" You hear Karkat scream. Which really was quite impressive considering you were on the far side and in the lowest reaches of the meteor you and your friends are inhabiting. You are on a clown hunt and last you heard Gamzee was heading down into the meteor. You had plans to cut off the subjugglator's head and dispose of the body with out his moirail ever finding out. Alas your plans amount to naught as you come across a note written in Vriska's blue blood... or maybe Equius' blue blood... it's hard to tell in this light. Maybe a taste? Taste the blue blood. Yep that is defanitly Equius' blood. Anyway the note reads "PiEcE oUt KaN-sIs :o)."

Be the strong failure. You are now EQUIUS ZAHHAK and you are not a failure... much. Give it up Equius I'm the author and you are how I want you right now... yes you'll have a chance to redeem yourself later... no I'll not tell you how... because SPOILERS! You know what Equius I'm changing POV's on you cause you just plain ole' annoying, So help me Gog I will ship you so hard I will Ship you with the most annoying being ever! Yes that's right I'll ship you with Kankri!

Be the loud one. NO! you can't be the loud one just yet. Have a bit of patience already.

Fine be the one you need to be now. You are now TAVROS NITRAM. You are talking with Kankri Vantas in the dream bubble you are presently in. "... Anyway that's why I-" A shiver goes down your spin as if someone has broken the shipping continum by shipping Kankri with some poor unfourtnate troll. *BWAHAHA*

Be the kawaii one. You are now NEPETA LEIJON and you are wondering who Equius is arguing with. :33 'ah well it's not that important' you observe. With that out-of-the-way Nepeta you can return to your shipping wall now. You do just that and decide that an absolutely adorable ship would be Tavros and yourself. *hearts*

Be the first one. Who you mean the insane(ly awesome) clown troll? Yes?I thought you wanted the loud one? Changed your mind? Okay then. You are now GAMZEE MAKARA and you have just flash stepped into Karkat's respit block from the vent you were in. Your ears are still ringing even as the voices start to become white noise in your head. You faintly realize that they're shouting to get away from the small troll and obey them, listen to them. "WHOa chill brO." You say as you get closer to your adoable little moirail, calming further with every step. You stop and survay the damage done to the wall across the wall you came out of... yep that vent cover is'nt leaving it's new home... ever.

Be the loud one. Yes you can finally be the loud one, you are now KARKAT VANTAS and are just gapping at you extremely stupid *coughsexychough* moiral staring at the far wall where, you look yep gonna need a new vent cover... prehaps a new wall too, the vent cover has embedded it's self into the wall. "GOG DAMN IT FUCKASS WHY ARE YOU COMING OUT OF MY GOG DAMNED VENT! NO WAIT DON'T ANWSER THAT YET, ANWSER THIS FIRST WHY IN THE GOG DAMNED PARADOX SPACE ARE YOU FUCKING HERE YOU ASSININE JUGGLO FUCK?!" you have your hopes and know they need quashing quickly before that tiny spark of hope gets any bigger.

Be the tallest. You are now GAMZEE MAKARA and you are smiling in a goofy manner at you cute little moirail. He's glaring at you again but that's nothing new. What is new though is the slight red tinge to the very edge of his irises, you say as much. "Whoa Kar-bro you been crying or something? Your eyes are turning red."

Be the other troll. You are now KARKAT VANTAS and you are terrified.

Author Notes:

Ok so... yea. I have gone through this now and have fixed some minor mistakes I saw as I was reading it through again, also I finished my thought concerning Kanaya. You may want to reread this for continuiteies sake.