intended to be a one-shot wonder, but people liked it so i thought about updating. i hope you guys would like and comment—
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First, Shintani Hinata began to mumble that he thought he was in the middle of a very, very strange dream. Admittedly, he couldn't think why in his dream every person on the trip ended up watching this very intimate, somewhat disturbing but not really unexpected encounter between Usui-kun and Misa-chan (Misa-chan!). He turned away, dazed. Perhaps nightmare was a better term. He needed to wake up, asap.
Second, Honoka-san told her in no uncertain terms that she was no longer watching. She mentioned something about "giving you and Usui-kun your space" before winking—which was creepy, for Honoka-san had this unfortunate habit of turning evil—and going on about her un-merry way.
Third Satsuki-san began whispering with Subaru-san about the consciousness-altering effects of watching Breaking Dawn in the minds of young people, especially when confronted with tempting luxurious satin and an unbelievably inviting bed.
Fourth Erika-san slyly informed them that "in literature, a vampire's bite on the neck is just a big 'ol metaphor for a make-out session in a ridiculously labeled room." She didn't wink, but she did kind of snicker, which was even more creepy. Misaki had no idea what a "make-out session" was, but it sounded pretty similar to something undesirable.
She was even more certain of this when the Idiot Trio, who had been eavesdropping, collapsed into a freakish kind of seizure, one when the collective sigh became a scary collective moan. The only words she could make out from them were "Noooooooooooo," "pure and lovely goddess besmirched," and "lust-ridden bastard." That was time that Usui-baka grabbed her wrist and led her away, his face about as red as she'd ever seen it.
Misaki concluded that Usui-kun did indeed know what a "make-out session" was. But when she asked him, he would not tell her.
He asked her instead if today she felt a need to bite him.
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They found him four minutes later outside the house, semi-conscious. Predictably, Misaki was nowhere to be found.