Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: New York's Finest
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Kevin and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: Vince McMahon steals an idea from DX which causes the Kliq go to war with TNA and BTW.
Chapter Two – The Unhappy Papi
John Cena's House, FL
Jeff Hardy looked at the art that John Cena had spent all night creating amazed; it was really good, better than anything he'd done before. While the Charismatic Enigma looked at the art impressed John Cena waited for his friends to come and rally around him. Edge, Randy, Hunter and Batista were home from Rome and on their way to see him to give him the support he needed while Mickie James was being held against her will at the Snake Pit by Irresistible. Hopefully his friends had come up with a way to get her out of the evil faction that the Kliq had created, he wanted his wife home and so did Marion. In the meantime he had to put up with Jeff Hardy's compliments over his art.
"Seriously Jeff it's just another way to blow off steam, no different from going to the gym or getting in my car and going for a ride," Cena said but he didn't share Jeff's eye for art and Jeff knew how talented Cena really was.
"Dude you have so missed your calling, I mean you suck at wrestling but you are an awesome artist man. I'm getting jealous, Jeff Hardy is jealous of John Cena, wow this world must be coming to an end!" Jeff said and Cena hit him over the head with one of his blank canvases. "Ouch!" Jeff cried out in pain.
"I'll get it," Marion said as the doorbell rang. He opened the door and in stepped Vince McMahon.
"Vince, what are you doing here I thought you were seeing Dixie today?" John said coming over to the Chairman of TNA.
"I did see Dixie, she's mad as a fox with fire attached to its tail about what Shawn's done. It didn't help when I said that I thought the Kliq were geniuses for getting Shawn to seduce the wives of the competition and put them in his faction," Vince said and Jeff Hardy shook his head in disapproval.
"This isn't a game Vince, Shawn's actions are hurting people we care about," he said.
"Come on Jeff this isn't real; Shawn doesn't want to hurt anyone, this is about ratings it's all business, that's all the Kliq have ever cared about is making money, now all we have to do is strike back with a money making idea of our own and I've got just the one," Vince said.
Cena sighed, "As long as your idea gets Mickie back in this house I don't care, let's hear it," he said with a heavy heart, he was so worried about his wife after what happened to Trish. If Shawn could do that to a member of ATM, how much more danger was his un-anointed wife in?
"I'll get it," Marion said going to answer the door when the bell rang again, this time it was Edge, Randy, Hunter, Stephanie, Brie and Justin Danner, Maria and Dave Batista.
"Thanks for coming over guys," John said and he hugged each of them in turn. "Where's ATM?"
"They're in San Antonio with Tristen Nash, Tris is working on an angle with Miz, Morrison and Melina and Amy didn't want her sisters in Christ to be apart," Randy replied. "RJ and Remi are there with LC and Carla,"
Marion shifted nervously at the mention of RJ, "Your son's a deviant, you told me he wasn't queer but he kissed my son right here in my own house," Cena said to Randy Orton.
Batista laughed, "RJ is not gay, he's just special. Leave him alone he's a ladies' man, trust me I've seen him with Rebecca Michelle," Dave said and Hunter rolled his eyes at that comment.
"The last thing we need is another heartbreak kid, I'm so sorry John my best friend has lost all sense of decency and normally I wouldn't mind but this isn't a work, Shawn has gone to a place so dark its gonna take all of us working together to pull him out of that Snake Pit," Hunter said and Stephanie sighed heavily. "Stephanie please go home," Hunter said annoyed with Stephanie's lack of sympathy for Shawn.
"Don't believe a word of that John; Shawn is doing this on purpose to get back at Amy. It's nothing but another publicity stunt, the man refuses to grow up. Once a degenerate, always a degenerate – ow!" Stephanie said grabbing her arm, she suddenly felt like she'd been electrocuted. "What was that?"
"Amy's Righteous Indignation, quit talking smack about her husband," Randy said, even though he understood how Stephanie felt. "John is there anything we can do for you while we're here that doesn't involve gay-bashing my son?"
"I'm sorry I just don't know how to deal with the kid, I know my son's gorgeous – look at him he's a walking Di Vinci. I can't have gay people in this house Randy, I have a reputation to maintain, you understand that right?" Cena said and Edge frowned at him.
"Why are you looking at me when you say that? I'm uncomfortable with this subject can we please change it now?" he said.
"That would be a great idea," Marion said going over to his mom, "Hey mom, can you please tell dad to relax? He thinks RJ hit on me but I Transformed into Remi he thought he was kissing her!"
"I know honey your dad just wants to protect you that's all, he means well," Maria said and she smiled at John gently. "Are you okay John? I can't believe what the Kliq are putting you all through its disgusting," she said turning her nose up.
"Jeff's been here for me this whole time and he's explained to me that it's not Shawn it's the devil and it's not just my wife is all of your wives. Can somebody please tell me what the Kliq's end game is because Jeff said that there's no actual sex being had between Shawn and are old ladies, right?"
"There's a Kliq bylaw that states that no Kliq member can sleep with any woman besides his wife," Hunter explained.
"I told you John, it's all an act! There's no reason for any of you to be upset, let's treat this for what it is instead of getting upset with Shawn over something that's not really happening!" Vince said.
"How can you say that after what happened to Trish?" Brie Danner said. "That wasn't on TV but it was real, she was really beaten up,"
"Trish's a tough cookie she's not gonna fall apart because a fellow wrestler kicked her ass," Vince said and Randy grabbed him violently and pulled him up by his jacket.
"She nearly died you heartless bastard!" Randy screamed at Vince and Edge, Hunter and Batista pulled him off of the Chairman of TNA who tried his best to catch his breath.
"Randy I'm sorry, I love Trish with all my heart and I meant no disrespect, but I love Shawn too and I always will have his back no matter what he does to piss you all off," Vince said. "I better go and let you guys talk amongst yourselves, Stephanie call me at home when you're done here,"
"Yes daddy," Stephanie said and Jeff walked over to Randy who was still angry.
"Cooler heads need to prevail here Randy, you're the King's Oracle we need your vision to be clear, not blinded with rage. Trish is okay, thank God for that and forgive Shawn for what he did," Jeff said.
"I can't Jeff. If you had seen the look on my son's face when Trish came home with blood in her hair, her eyes swollen shut from where Shawn had punched her in the face repeatedly, her ribcage smashed up, you won't be so quick to forgive if that were Stephanie so don't rush me okay, I still need time to deal with my wife's near death experience," Randy said emotionally.
"That could be Mickie," Cena said nervously.
"That could be Angie," Edge said pensively but he already had a plan to get back at Shawn, one that he wasn't about to disclose to his pro-DX friends, except Randy his fellow Rated RKO member.
"Trish said that what happened to her will not happen again to any Diva at Kliq Bros Inc, so don't worry my wife took the hit for all of them," Randy said and Edge and John lowered their heads in sympathy for Randy. "She's an awesome woman of God, you need to thank God for her and quit bitching about little things that don't matter,"
"You mean like whether or not your son hit on my son?" Cena responded angrily.
"Or whether or not I might get my wife back?" Edge added.
"Or whether or not Shawn Michaels is a piece of crap that we've spent way too much of our lives with?" Stephanie said and Hunter gave her another stern look of disapproval.
"For the last time Stephanie, it's not Shawn that's doing all this, it's the Kliq. Get off my best friend's case!" Hunter snapped.
"Blah-blah-blah, wake up Hunter, Shawn's a loser and if you don't know that now you will by the end of the year," Stephanie said.
"Why the end of the year?" John Cena asked.
"Because that's when Hunter's baby boy is going to be born and Shawn's not gonna be there to say congratulations, just like he wasn't there when Hunter and I got married. If you aint down with the Kliq, the Kliq ain't down with you. There's no way you guys are gonna get Shawn outta there before Christmas," Stephanie said.
"That's not what Aurora says," Marion said. "She says Shawn will be home before her baby brother's birth,"
"My daughter's been flying too high up in the sky, she needs to come down to earth and see things as they are," Stephanie said.
"Actually that's not how it works Steph, Christians don't believe things as they are, we believe things as God says they are and God says Shawn's coming home soon," Randy said and Hunter smiled nodding.
"So please shut up Stephanie, you heard the King's Oracle, Shawn will be home soon and that means all of your wives will be home soon too and then we can put this whole mess behind us and focus on my newborn son's arrival," Hunter said. "Until then, let's just work with the plan we've got to protect our friends,"
"What's this plan you guys have come up with?" Cena asked Hunter.
"We're going to bring back Evolution," Batista said.
"No we're not!" Hunter said firmly.
"Actually we've got three plans going on at once at least one of them has got to work," Maria said.
"So what part of the plan am I in?" Cena asked and his friends shrugged. "Guys you gotta include me I need to get my wife back!"
"I think you should just let us deal with this John, you don't know Shawn as well as we do and you could get hurt," Randy said.
"The Hell I don't, I know Shawn just as well as all of you, there's gotta be something I can do please?" Cena begged and Jeff and Marion consoled him.
"Whatever we can think of we'll be sure to include you, until then just keep painting and take your mind off of Mickie," Jeff said and Hunter had a look at Cena's artwork.
"Wow this is really good, if Shawn hadn't gone back to the Kliq we coulda run with our idea to put you, Jeff and Marion in a team in the WWE. I guess we'll work on that after this mess passes," he said and Stephanie thought about what Hunter said remembering an idea that she had that DX stole from her.
"I'm gonna go I need to see daddy right now, Jeff can you please come with me?" Stephanie asked her husband.
"I'd rather stay with John, I'll come over later okay? I'll make dinner," Jeff said.
"Okay," Stephanie said and Hunter watched her go, he knew she was up to something but he didn't know what.
"Jeff why don't you go we'll stay with John," Hunter said to Jeff Hardy.
"Okay, John I'll be up all night call me if you need to talk okay?" Jeff said and John nodded.
"Thanks Jeff," he said gratefully. "You're a good friend,"
Jeff went after Stephanie and asked her why she was rushing out of Cena's house.
"You know that idea that Hunter had for you, John and Marion to team up as a group?" Stephanie said.
"Yeah New York's Finest, what about it?" Jeff asked her puzzled.
"Well I'm going to pitch it to my dad," Stephanie said and Jeff gasped in horror.
"You can't steal New York's Finest, its DX's idea. Hunter will go berserk on Vince for stealing it! Shawn won't be too happy about it either and then the Kliq will retaliate and Angelina, Velvet and Mickie could get hurt!" Jeff said alarmed.
"I don't care what Hunter has to say, Randy said the Divas will be home before Christmas so they won't get hurt. Hunter stole my Hardy Girls concept without even blinking an eyelid Jeff! He clearly doesn't care about what I have to stay so let him get mad, TNA is the only company capable of doing real damage to the Kliq and teaming John Cena up with you is the perfect way to do it," Stephanie said and she flew away to Fort. Lauderdale with a discontented Jeff Hardy's flying right behind her shouting for her to come to her senses and not go to war with DX, again.