Bhakti: YAY!!! Another Disclaimer!!!
Dragonfly: *Rolls eyes* These aren't even the main part of the story!!!
Bhakti: Tell that to the whole page of chapter one disclaimer!
Dragonfly: *Is still behind couch* I can't, I'm not crazy like you.
Dark Rose: *Comes out of closet sneezing* Achoo! Hey I'm not crazy! Achoo!
Dragonfly: Uh huh… sure your not… think what you want.
Dark Rose: Achoo!
Dragonfly: So who for disclaimers?
Bhakti: Are you trying to imply that your normal Dragonfly? Joey!
Dragonfly: I never said anything about me be normal…
Bhakti: Joey!
*Mai walks in*
Mai: I'll do this disclaimer!
Dark Rose: How did you get the secret key into the building?
Mai: I stole it from Joey!
Bhakti: Joey?
Dark Rose: *Shakes head* Never give keys to Joey, never never never…
Bhakit: *Tackles Dark Rose and Mai for dissing Joey* DON'T DISS JOEY!!!
Joey: Dragonfly,Bhakti,andDarkRosedonotownYugiohoranythingassociatedwithit!!!O-
Dragonfly: ON with the fic!
Spooky or Funny?
Chapter 2: The House
Joey ran out of the Burger World and began to chase his crazed burger. Bhakti tried to skate after it but she snagged Joey and tumbled down the hill with him.
Meanwhile in the Burger Joint. The group was about to get up, but Tristan went to put his arm around Dark Rose's shoulders and pull her closer. Bakura snapped and went Yami.
"Don't touch her!" shouted Yami Bakura as he punched Tristan in the head.
Tristan fell into a heap on the floor.
"Whoo! What was that? I liked it!" commented Dark Rose in surprise, "My hero!"
Dark Rose hugged Yami Bakura, and suddenly he turned hikari again.
"It was pure English chivalry, nothing less for a lady…" blushed Bakura.
"Shouldn't we follow them?" asked Téa implying to Bhakti and Joey, who were still rolling down the hill.
"Probably…" answered Dragonfly.
"Defiantly!" said Yugi.
They all followed the tumbling duo down the hill like a flock of sheep.
"I can catch 'em!" said Dragonfly speeding up her pace of skating.
"Don't forget me!" said Dark Rose, slowly letting go of Bakura and then following after Dragonfly.
Dragonfly and Dark Rose flew down the hill, while the Yugioh group followed behind as fast as they could run.
Dragonfly and Dark Rose reached the bottom of the hill just as Bhakti and Joey did.
Joey flipped up and shouted, "Where da burger? Where da burger?"
He began to search franticly around the area for the burger, with no luck. After searching for ten minutes he went to help Bhakti up.
"You okay?" he asked.
"My burger…" Bhakti cried, "It went in the freaky house…"
Joey dropped Bhakti and raced into the house, disappearing through the broken door.
Suddenly, black clouds rolled in and it began to rain, the thunder crashed and the lightning flashed angrily across the sky.
"Hmm… that's odd…" said Dragonfly, "We should go in there, it's shelter, and Joey could be anywhere!"
The rest of the gang reached the bottom of the hill and then stood outside the house in the rain.
"Should we go in there?" asked Yugi.
Bhakti jumped up and screeched, "Of 'course we're going in there! Joey's in there!"
"Would you like my jacket Dark Rose?" offered Bakura.
Dark Rose shivered and replied, "Yes please… but I don't want you to get wet too!"
"We can share a jacket…" said Bakura, "It's big enough…"
Dark Rose wrapped one arm around Bakura and put her other arm through the sleeve that Bakura vacated for her.
"Why does this jacket have so much room?" pondered Dark Rose.
"It's for… um… when my hair gets poofy I want to cover it up!" answered Bakura quickly.
"Aw! Your hair must look so cute poofy!" said Dark Rose cheerfully.
Dragonfly shivered as another bolt of lightning sliced through the sky.
"ARE WE GONNA GO FIND JOEY OR NOT?!?" hollered Bhakti.
"YES!!!" hollered Mai back as she ran towards the old, creaky, small house.
"I bet I find him first!" called Bhakti after Mai, then following her into the house.
"How long do you think there relationship will last?" inquired Dark Rose, "They'll probably drive each other crazy!"
"Or at least us!" said Bakura.
Everyone laughed at that as they carelessly walked onto the porch.
"How hard can it be to find him? It probably only has like, five or six rooms!" said Dragonfly skating onto the porch.
The group entered the house and then they heard a crash of lightning. The door lit up a bright white and then everyone fell to the floor.
When they got up the hinges and doorknob were a bright angry red.
"Now the door is seized up! The hinges are melting! We'll be trapped in here forever!" cried Téa.
"No we won't!" said Yugi, "There has to be a backdoor right?"
"Hey! This house is a lot bigger than I thought!" exclaims Joey, appearing from no where with a huge stomach.
Everyone jumped and hollered, "JOEY!!!"
"Wha?" asked the silly blonde.
"Did you find the burger Joey?" laughed Yugi.
"Burger? No… I just found some neat preserves in the kitchen! At least I think it was a kitchen… so are we gonna look for the burger?"
"WE HAVE A WORSE PROBLEM THAN THAT JOEY!!!" screamed Téa.
"What? Worse than the burger?" said Joey stupidly.
"Our current problems are the door is seized an won't open, so we have no way out, Bhakti's missing, and Mai… she isn't a problem." stated Dragonfly.
"Oh yeah… Bhakti… the skating broad… Let's go find the burger!" thought Joey out loud.
"BHAKTI MADE THE BURGER!!!" shouted Dark Rose, as she tried to jump out of the jacket to smack Joey.
"It's not worth it…" said Bakura, holding Dark Rose back.
"Come on shorty, let's go find Bhakti," said Dark Rose.
"I'M NOT SHORT!!!" shouted Yugi and Dragonfly in unison.
Dragonfly and Yugi looked at each other and started to laugh.
"Don't worry! We can both be short together!" said Dragonfly jokingly.
"Works for me!" laughed Yugi.
"So… you guys lost my girlfriend, my burger, AND got the door seized up?" said Joey sizing up the situation, "I'm gone for ONE minute and all hell breaks loose!"
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RAN IN HERE TO RESCUE YOUR STUPID BURGER!!! IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU-" shouted Téa, but not finishing her sentence due to a loud crash overhead.
"BHAKTI!" shouted Joey, "FOLLOW THAT CRASH!"
Joey raced off to find where the crash had came from and before anyone could follow he was gone.
"Great, he's lost to-" started Bakura.
"I think we'll be a lot better off without him," finished Dark Rose.
"Well… As long as we find them by the end of this it'll be okay!" said Yugi.
"How hard could it be to find a loud mouth like Joey?" stated Mai, also appearing from no where.
Everyone jumped and Dragonfly said, "Good point Mai."
"Come on Dragonfly!" said Yugi, pushing Dragonfly down the hall, "Let's split up into pairs!"
"Grr… Tell us AFTER you pick your partner…" grumbled Téa, "I'll go with Mai then, 'cause I figure the jolly couple would like to be a team…"
"I guess if I have to…" shrugged Mai.
Téa announced "Well, if I don't get to chose my partner, I claim the basement!"
At this Mai anime fell, "The basement! Are you crazy?!?"
Téa winked as she claimed "They usually *cough* beer *cough*"
Mai grabbed Téa's arm and fled down the long dark flight of stairs that led to the dank basement.
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Bhakti: Mai and Téa are gunna die! If I were a loser like one of them, I sure wouldn't split up!
Dragonfly: *Is quietly doing her homework in the corner*
*Bakura walks in*
Dark Rose: Yay *Runs over to Bakura and hugs him!*
Bakura: Hey there *Returns the hug*
Dragonfly: *Sighs and curses under her breath* I hate homework…
Dark Rose: Okay Dragonfly, you type and I'll do your homework!
Bhakti: And I'll tame the sugar high Joey!
Dragonfly: Dude, he's caffeine high…
Bhakti: Oh my… This is bad… this is really bad… But I'm the Joey whisperer! I can heal all!
Dragonfly: Uh huh… *Takes over typing*
Bhakti: *Lassoes Joey and straddles him horsey back style* WHEE!!!
Joey: *Bucks like a bull* GET OFF!!!
Dragonfly: *Laughs maniacly* How does he buck like a bull? He's on two feet!
Bhakti: *Grabs a Cowboy hat from no where* YEEEEEEEE HAW!!!
Mokuba: I wanna try!
Bhakti: Maybe next chapter… when he's broken in!
Dragonfly: I hope you enjoyed this chapter! And please R and R! Till next time!
Bakura: Toodles!