"Well, a man in a cheap blue suit did bombard me in food." Edgeworth pulled out a napkin and wiped off the remains.
"Better cheap and blue, then pink and girly."
"For the last time it isn'tpink!" Edgeworth's pale skin turning red, teeth clenched.
"Magenta doesn't make you mascaline either. Ladies love blue more."
"That is why you only had one girlfriend. Dahlia Hawthorne, a vile murderer, who tried to kill you."
"At least I had one."
"I have had one."
"Your dog, Pess, doesn't count."
A slap to the back of both thier heads, the heated argument brought to a abrupt ending. Maya stood behind them, hands on her hips, and face ready to explode. Neither one said anything in fear of setting her off. However, fate had other plans.
"I haven't even left the street and you two start going at it. Not to mention you both cost me a free, delicious, and beautiful meal. It's sad enough to make someone cry!" Maya lectured, her eyes big and round.
"......."
"Now we need to fix the mess that Edgeworth caused." Maya started walking circles around them, ignoring Edgeworth's glare of death.
"How is this my mess?" he asked.
"Your the one with an old lady stalker."
"Shut up Wright! You pathetic excuse of an attorney, you don't even know what your doing half the time."
"I got it!" Maya started jumping up and down, with a victory smile.
"What is it?" Both men eager to get out of the situation.
"Franziska."
"........"
"It could work, she is pregnant after all." How the hell Larry got her pregnant I will never know, Pheonix shivered at the thought. "I doubt she will agree to help us, Wright, she does hate you after all. You would need to be the luckiest man on Earth for her to help you." Edgeworth clarified.
"Where have you been all this time? My life is basically surrounded by luck, plus, if Larry can get her what makes you think she won't help me."
"True, but don't say I didn't tell you when Franziska attacks you with a whip. You are making a ridiculous request."
"This is your problem too. If you don't help me I will tell Oldbag you have the marriage all planned out. Get prepared to have children and call her Mrs. Oldbag Edgeworth."
"Don't even joke like that." Edgeworth turned paler than usual. He shivered at the thought of that woman being married to him.
"It is settled then." Maya said, nodding her head up and down.