After assisting the Starfox team in the Andross conflict, my disguise had disabled itself. It was a monday morning, I was just getting up, got dressed, and went on the bridge, everyone was there, Slippy, Falco, Fox, Peppy, and Rob, they all let a little scream. "What?" I asked. "What happened to your fur?" Peppy asked. And that's when I realized the the disguise was off, I couldn't turn it back on, someone was blocking it. "Alright, you got me, i'm something called a human, it's like a hairless monkey, and it doesn't exist in this dimension, i'm here because i'm here to protect."
We were approaching a planet simply called dinosaur planet, I don't know why, but I felt a familiar presence on this planet, the planet was pulling itself apart and me and Fox had to go down there and investigate, we weren't allowed to bring weapons, so I brought Ripka in hilt only mode. Fox walked away and I began to wander, I found a temple with a weird symbol on the top, in front of the temple was a bunch of two legged dinosaurs that attacked me. Fox came out of nowhere with a blue wooden staff, and we retaliated. I threw fire and missed, I hit the symbol, and the door opened, we found a wounded triceratops in the temple, I scanned her and found a bacterial infection from the wounds, I also accidently picked up her knowledge of the language used by the natives of this planet. "Fox, she said to find her son, Tricky." I said "how do you know?" Fox asked, "I scanned her for injuries and learned the language." I said, she opened access to a stone guardian of a warp pad. We found that the warpstone wanted some candy, I pushed a button on my wrist communicator and a block of rock candy appeared in my hand, and I handed it to him. He let us warp and those two legged dinosaurs were crowding a small triceratops, I tackled one of them and threw a set of kunai at the others shoulders, which pinned him, and headbuted the one I tackled. "Are you Tricky?" I asked, and he said yes. "We're here to take you back to your mother." I said. "Do you guys have a plant that heals the sick? Because your mother is very sick." I asked. "Yes, the white mushrooms under town." Tricky replied. "Alright, Fox take the hovercraft to take Tricky to the town, i'm getting there the quick way." I said.
I held my hand out at the snow and absorbed some of it, I then jumped and flew to the town, I went into the cave and went deeper, the place where the mushrooms were was pitch black, I pulled out a gold orb and yelled "Eian no hikari no jumon!" (spell of everlasting light.) The cave was filled with light, I found the mushrooms and got out, Fox and Tricky were already at his mom's side. "Eat this, it will make you feel better." I said in saurian, she ate them and regained her strength. She told us where the stones that kept the planet together were, we got the first one when on the way back we found a colossal image that told us to free a "princess." Fox was reluctant so i stepped up and told Fox that he can continue the mission. "Alright, where do I have to go? Ohh and can you send the locations to my brain?" I asked, I then found the galactic coordinates in my brain, and I teleported.
"Are you ready to take the test?" The spirit asked. "Yes." I replied, the spirit summoned several enemies, I defeated the images easily. The spirit came out of the wall and possessed me. The feeling, this is the type of spirit that helped me all these years. I teleported to the temple, but the rain messed with me, I was at the bottom, not the top. And I saw a familiar face floating around. "Andross!" I yelled, I jumped at him and put the butt of my sword to his forehead, and a symbol appeared there, he floated up and a giant door with a twin torso skeleton on the front appeared, it opened and I shouted for maximum punishment, millions of chains came out and wrapped around Andross and pulled him to the deepest, darkest, depths of hell.
Author's notes: yep, Bouked just banished an evil monkey man to hell, he's getting closer to his destiny. Almost every lyric in the theme song is true.