Pam POV

Ah, fucking halleluja! Eric, the real Eric, the viking vampire and warrior who chose me to become his progeny by giving me the ultimate gift a hundred years ago, has finally returned. It was about damn time...

But as always, the walking bottle of sunshine found a way to get in the middle so that she could be the savior at the end of the day.

Whatever, Eric is back...more or less...What the hell happened that he forgot to summon me the moment he got his head filled up again?

I have a feeling, just a hunch that Sookie has something to do with it...

Hm, could it be that Sookie finally give in to Eric? Well, that's no suprise, no matter how much woodoo shit you cast on Eric, there's no way he's gonna loose any of his seduction skills...

But, I wouldn't be the "progeny of the year", if I couldn't tell that something bothers my maker. A wild guess...aha, Sookie. Shit, that girl comes with more trouble than joy! Sure, in the begining it was highly entertaining to watch her hop into Fangtasia in her pretty sundress from time to time, to tease her so that she would blush...but now that she's always around, she's just fucking annoying...

"Fire killed her 400 years ago. We can only hope that it works again."

"Blowing up Moongoddess Emporium is not a 21th century solution."

Something is happening in the other room...

"Blowing up Moongoddess?"

And it starts again...

"You're fucking our whole agenda up the ass."

"God, I hate her."

I don't give a damn about that incompetent cunt as long as we're hunting down the wiccan cunt!

"Bill, you can't do this. Tara and other humans are in there."

This conversation could last half as long without Sookie...

"Well, they bet on the wrong horse, it's too bad."

What kind of a comeback is that? I'm afraid that I'll still have to mourn a part of my late maker...should I blame the witch or the fairy for this?...

"I've summoned Jessica. We'll secure the windows, silver ourselves and go to ground. Pam, you'll stay here."

Yes, I'm so ready to rip the witch and anyone else who stands by her side to pieces...

"I'm so in."

"If Tara hadn't warned me about the hotel, Eric would still be a zombie and you'd be dead."

She made my face fall off!...we can't call it even!...

"My kind is still in danger. I can't risk potential genocide, just because she's your friend."

Bill finally grew a pair of balls, that's cause for celebration!

"Lovable, isn't he?"

What the hell? Now I'm sure Sookie must be blamed for this...fucked up situation where Eric and Bill switched places...

"At least let me help..."

Now that's just ridiculous...

"Last time you helped you got shot and almost died. Stay away from there Sookie. Because tomorrow night we're gonna finish Marnie once and for all."

Oh yesss...

"And if innocent people die?"

Those who wipe away a thousand-year-old vampire's memory and make me rot like a corpse cannot be called innocent...only fucking stupid...

"It's war, it happens."

Yes, it is war and heads will roll...and other bodyparts might as well...