Wow, I didn't really think I'd be getting something back so quickly…

Well, well, well! If it isn't Harry Potter from those books Kika-chan let me read! Who knew you had access to the internet as well? You seem like a rather well-rounded guy, though one thing: never trust people like Ron. You seemed to do that way too often.

But before I leave, I have a couple questions. First, do you have a favorite spell? Least favorite?

Also, do you honestly like having someone write a whole series about your life? The book's author, J. K. Rowling, has gotten really famous for writing them, believe it or not.

Last, know any hot babes by your place? Kika-chan says we can start getting out more when we meet her father, but meeting him after only living here a day… she says it's ridiculous, though I don't see why.

…Masamune's yelling at me. I'd ask more, but he'd shoot the walls again if I don't fork over the laptop. If Kika-chan found another bullet hold in her room… -shivers- Not a pretty sight.

Hope to see ya sometime,

Magoichi Saika

Well, it's nice to hear that someone's read my book. I hadn't ever talked to anyone about it personally, so it's almost a bit strange to hear someone say it. Well, write it. Either way, looks like I've got some questions to answer! Though, before I do, I'm not too happy about you saying I shouldn't trust people like Ron. First of all, I'm not really sure what that means… people like Ron… but Ron's my best mate. I'd trust him with my life. Sure, we don't always get along all the time, but friends fight sometimes. So I'll trust who I think I should trust, thank you.

Spells? Well, that's an easy one. I really like the Patronus Charm, personally. I learned it from someone I really trusted, and it always made me feel better. Of course, I hate Dementors more than anything, and that spell gets rid of them, so it makes sense that it would be my favorite. Of course, I'm a bit partial to Expelliarmus as well, thanks to the fact it's saved my life loads of times. As for my least favorite, one that I really hate, in fact, is quite obvious, I'd think. I absolutely hate the Killing Curse. No matter how much I hate a person or how bad a situation gets, I will never use it. It's killed too many people I care about, and it's better off never being heard of again.

Erm, right, off that grim subject. So… back to this whole story being written about me business. Like I said in the intro, I am really honored to mean so much to the Muggle world and to have an entire book series written about me. But I'm also quite creeped out by it. Let's think on it for a moment. Someone somehow knows every detail about my life. That's got to get you thinking, How? Where exactly was this J. K. Rowling getting this information? Obviously it couldn't be from Rita Skeeter because then the books would all be total rubbish. So I'm really more confused about it than anything. I wouldn't mind talking to Rowling just to see exactly where she found out all of this. Lucky for her it made her famous though. Glad my… er, story could help her out.

I won't lie, I reread that line about four times before I could actually comprehend it. Hot babes? Is that honestly what you call them? I'd love to see you around a Veela. They're absolutely gorgeous, y'know. In fact, the one that I've met is only one-fourth Veela, and she pretty much rendered all the men around her senseless. Imagine what a real Veela would do to you. Probably make you drool by the gallons. Just don't make them mad, though. They can be quite awful if you do, trust me. It's… nasty. But good luck getting out. I know what it's like, being cooped up in a place. You'll get your freedom soon enough, though. That I'm sure of.

Good luck with the holes in the walls. Sounds like some rough work, but I'm sure you can handle it.

Nice talking to you!

Harry Potter