I knew at once it was Edward.

How would they attempt to prank me, the prank master? I would never know. Not in my last decades have any of my family tried to prank me. Did they think I've gone soft? And why my beloved games?

"Well, anything else wouldn't matter to you, so why not your 'beloved games'? And, it was time we took action, did you really think we would sit by?" Edward spoke, after hearing my thoughts.

"But... " I responded. Nearly sobbing. Nearly, being the keyword.

"CARLISLE CULLEN! WHY IS THE VICTORIA'S SECRET HOMEPAGE UP ON YOUR DESKTOP IN YOUR OFFICE?" Esme yelled from Carlisle's study. I heard Carlisle run upstairs, at vampire speed.

"It was Emmett, I swear. Why would I go on a website like that" he spat out, "When I have you my dear.."

"No, No, No. Carlisle, thats not working on me regardless of what happened . If you dont mind me asking, why didn't you close the screen? Now, go clean the kitchen, or better, the garden." She retorted. I heard a sigh and watched as Carlisle walked into the backyard with a weeder in hand.

I couldn't believe my luck, after I thought the pranks had ended , they had began again!

My thoughts trailed to other plans, when I relaized that I still needed my XBOX. I needed it like I need Rose. I worked out all the ways I could lure the consols back, if not just my xbox, when i had an idea. I quickly set it at the back of my mind before Edward would hear, he would kill me.

Tonight everyone was hunting, everyone but Bella and Nessie, who had gone with Jacob not two nights ago, and seeing as I had already gone last night, my plan would work perfectly.

Everyone left the house at sundown, and if alice saw anything happening, she sure didn't tell Edward.

I took out my cell, and called the newton household.

"Hello" said Mike's scrawny vermin voice. This would be too easy.

"Hello, its Mr Schnitzel. I have a proposition to make." I started, trying to sound professional.

"I am offering to pay $500 for the game consol set back." I offered. Figuring he would decline, i became glad I had a backup.

"Hey sorry, but I kind of like this set. So no thanks..." He declined. I wasn't finished with him yet.

"Okay dude, $1000, and a date with Bella Cullen." I offered. Ooh Edward was going to kill me.

"But isn't she... married?" He stuttered, though my his breathing he wasn't repulsed by the idea. He seemed to like it.

"yes, but this is very important. I can drop Mrs Cullen off at 8, would that suffice?" I finished.

"Yes, sir. See you then." He concluded. Now was the hard part, convincing Bella.

"Bellarina!" I pleaded. "Please, if you do this little date for me, Ill give you all Edwards pictures from the 70's. Please!" I bargained, k nowing this was the one thing she wanted to see for herself still.

"Okay.." She agreed reluctantly. "But Edward doesn't hear a word about this"

I nodded in agreement and told her to get ready. In the meantime, I went into Nessie's room just as she was waking.

"Nessie Im going to babysit you for a while, okay." I told her.

"Sure." She answered simply. Taking her into my arms, I led her to the car, where Bella was now waiting. She put her hand to her mother's cheek.

"Yes Renesmee, Mommy is going to visit a friend. But you mustn't think about it around Daddy, alright?" She explained. Nessie nodded as a response. Perfect.

We loaded everything into the car and drove off to Newton's house. I left Bella at the doorstep and watched her prepare herself mentally for what probably would be the worst night of her existence. I drove around the corner, where I could still hear what was happening for a few mintues. Mike explained how he was taking her to dinner at the lodge. Classy I thought sarcastically. I watched them drive away and returned home. I figured a mature vampire could take care of herself for a bit.

Three hours passed, and soon Bella returned home with my games in hand. YES! Finally, time to play Call of Duty! She set them down and went to check on the once again sleeping Nessie. Geez, whats with these humans, or half humans in her case, and their sleeping. I will never know.

I started thinking about what happened over the nights course and what happened when i heard a bang. Uh oh! Edwards home. Not a second later I saw his face only inches from mine, his eyes raging.

"Why is it so bad that she's gonna see your 70's pics!" I started. But he cut me off.

"No, the fact that you bribed Mike Newton using my wife." He spat. "And, that his scent is all over her lips!" I thought about it, she could esily push him off... except she was smart enough to not let her strength overpower, and give away our kind. Touche Bella.

Edward snarled.

"Obviously, she wasn't smart enough to not listen to anything you say. We will talk later." He retorted. Hmph. Im not sure, this April Fools has the potential of being the best one yet... or the worst.

"I'd count on the latter. " Edward spat. Damn him for listening to my thoughts.

I returned to my Game of COD, when the power went off. With a whoosh, it returned again, only for me to discover my games were gone... again.

"Renesmee, you have a new toy!" I heard from a distance.

"Its for stomping, so run all over it and try to wreck it okay?" Edward continued.

I was about you yell 'NO' when I heard a bang, and with that my games were laid to rest. Live in peace xbox.

Edward was right, definitely the worst April Fools ever.