Chapter 2: No Swearing in Las Nochas
A/N: This joke is from a site called LaughItOut, so therefore, I'm giving full credit to them.
From: Sosuke Aizen
Sent: Saturday, April 27th, 2013
To: All Las Noches residents (especially Espada)
Subject: No Swearing at Work
Dear residents of Las Nochas,
It has been brought to my attention that some individuals throughout the organization have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their fellow Arrancar.
Due to complaints received from some Arrancar who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. I do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with others.
Therefore, a list of 12 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don't have a fucking clue, do you?
2. Try Saying: He's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: He's a fucking power-crazy bastard.
3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can come to the meeting late.
Instead Of: And when the fuck do you expect me to come to that stupid meeting?
4. Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: Fuck off asshole
5. Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well fuck me backwards with a Las Nochas pillar.
6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with…
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a fuck.
7. Try Saying: I wasn't involved in that fight.
Instead Of: Not my fucking problem.
8. Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the fuck?
9. Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No fucking, asswipe.
10. Try Saying: It will be hard, but I'll try to make it work.
Instead Of: Why the fuck didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues.
Instead Of: He's got his head up his fucking ass.
12. Try Saying: Do you have a minute?
Instead Of: Oi, fuck face.
Love and Hugs,
Aizen