This has nothing to do with the last chapter,
I'm just using this story to post the random+weird ideas I have.
No, I don't own FMA, or Twilight.
Everyone thought Edward Cullen was invincibleā¦that is until the day he met Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist. Because, before he could even make a move to attack, Roy snapped his fingers, and a giant inferno swallowed him. Edward's last thought, was 'how did he do it?' It was simple, really. Roy was undaunted by Edwards sparkliness (yes, I know that's not a word.), because he worked with a giant who gave off pink sparkles, even when he was out of the sunlight. He was unfazed by the thought of death, because his subordinate would always use him and his officers as target practice on a daily basis. And last, but not least, he was used to attacking people named Edward who had golden eyes. Yes, Edward Cullen had finally met his match.
I got sick of all the Edward Cullen fanigirls, and the whole New Moon thing.
The movie was horrible!!!
I know this was a strange chapter, it was just a strange idea I typed up.
AHAHA I KILLED EDWARD CULLEN-oh wait, that's a bad thingā¦
Merry Christmas!!
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