1disclaimer: we take no responsibility for creating any of the anime, cartoon, video game, star wars or movie characters. the characters johnny omally/ lord omega, josh matrix/ darkstar, garret striker/ blazer, don jones/sarge, melfina veila/ kiva were created by myself and chaosblazer. there is some fowl language and some suggestive situations in this fic. oh and if you see this () it means I have some notes on it at the end

chapter 2

the best laid plans of mice and stick men

the next day josh and garret where walking past the video store on their way back to the park. when they say a preview for a new anime. the drawings were not the best and it appeared that the villain was always winning.

"wow, that show looks like crap."

"I agree garret, remind me not to by the DVD on that one."as they made it back to the park don and melfina were already there waiting on them.

"well its about damn time you showed up. we've been waiting for 20 minutes."

"oh forgive me sarge... damn I've seen drill sergeants that are more lenient that you." josh responed

"hey that would be a good nickname for you. we cant exactly go around calling each other by our real names while we have the armor on."

"good idea, ill take the name blazer, short for knight blazer. and josh I bet you'll take your gamer tag as darkstar."

"you know it. but what about you melfina."

"oh ill use kiva as my name."

"so where should we start looking for this evil guy."don asked.

"im not sure, but I do have a idea on how we can really test these abilities. when we were on our way over here we saw this preview for a shitty looking anime, why don't we go get them to cancel it with a little scare tactic."

"oh yea I saw that thing too, we should really try to keep that junk off the air it's a disgraced to all anime."

"and who knows it might bring that evil guy out of hiding...he may even work at the place."

"what are the odds of that actually happening, there's no way it could be that easy, but it's the best we've got so lets go for it."

"so where is this place anyway." garret asked, melfina pointed off in the distance.

"oh its about 4 blocks that way."

"hey before we go what should we call ourselves.. just incase anyone asks."

"what josh do you want to keep the bad guy from calling us meddling kids when we stop him."

"ro ri rust ranted... ahem... no I just wanted some form of group name or something. What do you think melfina"

"what was it that guy called us... young guns or something like that, so why don't we go with that."

"zoinks that a great plan melfina."don, finally fed up with the reference yelled

"OK IM GONNA BLAST THE NEXT PERSON WHO MAKES A SCOOBY DOO REFERENCE."

"sir yes sir." josh and garret replied snapping to attention and saluting.

"don't call me sir I work for a living... ok lets go before we waste the whole day with cartoon and movie trivia."a few minuets later the young guns slip into a back ally behind the studio.

" ok lets get our armor on so we can scare this shit out of these people and get this thing stopped."they all started concentrating and an aura appeared around each of them, melfina glowed yellow, josh green, garret red, and don blue, and in a bright flash they were all back in the armor they were wearing the night before.

"ok lets split up gang, darkstar and blazer go left, kiva and ill go right. if you see a back way in call the others... what the hell are you laughing at." sarge said as darkstar, blazer and kiva were all giggling at him.

"oh nothing Freddie."

"what? oh shit you've got me doing it. aaaaaaaaaarrrrggg."

"ok ok save it for them lets go." blazer replied.before they had the chance to start looking for a way in they noticed what look like 5 living stick figures coming into the alley.

"what the hell are those things."

"intruders, let master johnny know we'll take care of these pathetic fools."one of the stick men ran into a crack in the wall and vanished.

"ok I think this johnny guy is the one were looking for lets take these stick things out quick so we can drop his ass."darkstar said as he grew the blades that looked like the head blade from Snyder on his arms while blazer drew his main sword, sarge pulled a covenant energy sword out of his belt, and kiva drew an alchemic circle on the wall and pulled out a stone pike. they all charged the stick men and cut them right in half. however the halves grew into full stick men a second later.

"ok plan b, lets try not cutting them in half." blazer said while backing away from the stickmen. Kiva looked at him

"ya think."

"ok lets see how much they like blasters."the swords on his arms changed back into the panzers blaster cannons and sarge pulled out a pistol, they both opened fire into the stick men with no effect.

"dammit why wont you die."she threw her lance at the nearest stick man and it hit the empty part of it head where a face should be, the stick man screamed violently before melting onto the ground.

"I've got it... with a stake in their heads their powerless."she drew another circle in the groung and pulled 2 stone spikes out of the ground, sarge and darkstar redrew their swords and blazer was already charging the nearest stick man.

"just remember don't cut anything off just stab."the young guns charged in and made quick work of the remaining stick men. meanwhile in the former bosses office johnny watched the event unfold from a security camera.

"so it looks like there are others with powers around here and by the look of things they are trying to stop me."

"master what will you have us do."

"go keep them busy..."

"sir"the stick men left to carry out his orders and johnny pulled out some paper and his pen.

"it seems these stick men were not the best choice of minions, I believe I can do better." he drew a picture of a large rat wearing a red robe holding a staff and 4 large turtles with various weapons and wearing masks around their eyes. just like the stick men the figures grew from the paper to full size.

"what?... master splinter where are we?" leonardo asked

"I am not sure my son it appears we have been transported from our home in some way." johnny waved at the figures to get there attention.

"I would be the one responsible for that. I summoned you here to do my bidding."the turtles and splinter turned to face johnny.

"and what makes you think we'll work for you." raphiel responded.

"hmmm this is interesting it seems not all the drawings are obedient, ill just have to change that."

he went back to his desk and quickly drew what looked like 5 mechanical headbands with a short antenna coming up from the back.

"these out to change your mind about obeying my orders."

"my sons we must leave now."johnny threw the headbands at the ninja, master splinter managed to destroy the one that was meant for him but the blast from its destruction knocked him out the window, the turtles were not so fortunate. the headbands found their mark and took complete control of their minds.

"so my friends will you obey me now."

"yes master johnny."they responded in a droning voice

"excellent... but from now on you will refer to me as lord omega."

"yes lord omega"

"good now stand guard im expecting company very shortly and I have some work to do."back down in the alley the yong guns were still doing battle with the droves of stick men that were coming out of the building.

"how many of these things are there." blazer yelled as he stabbed yet another stickman. at that moment there was a small explosion from the top of the building and a rat like figure came falling from the opening in the window.

"lord omega is in danger, pull back." one of the stickmen said. the stick men ran back into the building via the cracks in the wall, kiva drew an alchemic circle on the wall and many thin stone hands came out to break splinters fall, however when he landed he still collapsed on the ground.

"kiva can you make somewhere we can rest and try to find out what is going on here." darkstar asked.

"im on it."she drew a complex alchemic circle on the ground, a hole opened up and dropped the young guns and splinter into a cave under the city. when they landed splinter woke up and sprung into a fighting stance.

"who are you, are you servants of lord omega."

"calm down master splinter, we are opposing this guy omega. we mean you no harm. but I want to know how did you get here in this world." blazer asked him.

"omega claims to have summoned my and my sons here."

" so where are the turtles? why arnt they with you here."

"omega made some kind of controller headbands and they were captured. only I managed to escape. we must save them." blazer looked thoughtfull

"I agree but how will we ever get past all those stick men."

" if omega is in the room you fell from then we may be able to go strait to him using stealth. I can build an invisibility generator for my armor." sarge replied,

"I know an invisibility spell for myself."kiva said

"ill just turn into a bug or something small like that to get there." darkstar said, blazer looked annoyed at them.

"well thats great for you but how the hell am I supposed to get there."

"if you swear to only use the information I give you for good I will teach you some of the skills of ninjutsu and the shadow arts of stealth."master splinter said walking up to blazer.

"that would be great and you have my word master."

"good then we will begin immediately."

"that will give me time to work on my cloak, kiva you and darkstar should really practice your skills while we have this time so you can have better control."

"good idea, let me know when were ready to go."

"yea ill be over there."they all went their separate ways to begin their own training, they all knew time was short because omega was also working to become more powerful as well.