Here's the next chap! :) Review, please and thank you! Oh, and if any of u watch Doctor Who, please check out a story I co-wrote with XTimeGirlX called "Here Come the Girls" on my profile! We wrote about 11 chaps, and only have 15 reviews! That's about 1.4 reviews per chap!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Phineas and Ferb

Thanks to: Thanks to all the people who have corrected me on the "Me hablo espanol" thing when it was actually "Yo hablo espanol". :) In an attempt to show off my mad Spanish speaking skills, I actually embarrassed myself and all the native-speaker fanfictioners out there. :)

"Salmon… I said salmon, not freaggin' mackerel! Do you want me to cater from you, or not?" Candace screamed into the phone. She was on a subway in New York City, heading home to the apartment she lived in with Jeremy.

The girl next to her, a brunette dressed in all black took her headphones out of her ears. "Can you chill? God, it's just a freakin' wedding Candace," she said, rolling her eyes. But Vanessa Doofenshmirtz afterwards bit her tongue, seeing her friend's eye roll.

"As one of my bridesmaids, you could at least help me," retorted Candace. But then she felt bad patronizing her friend. After several moments of silence between the two college friends, she said, "Sorry V."

"S'okay." Vanessa, after several more moments of silence, asked, "What color are the bridesmaid dresses?"

Candace's eyes seemed to glow a bit brighter. "Ohmigosh, Stacey sent me this link to these dresses, and they're just so beautiful! I totally and one-hundred percent heart these dresses! Okay, so they're like clover green, and we picked out personal dresses for you, Stacey, and Jenny, and they match your personalities, like, perfectly…"

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Phineas sat on the bench waiting for Ferb to arrive. He watched the cheerleading and football practice. The cheerleaders consisted of the ex-Fireside girls and few other random, pretty girls, and the football team consisted of the jocks and Ferb—the water boy.

He watched as Isabella did several flips and then landed in the arms of some buff man-cheerleader. He suppressed a giggle as he watched the guy do back flips and such. He was such a wuss. Practice on both sides of the field ceased, and he watched in disgust as quarterback Morris Johnson picked Isabella off her feet and kissed her.

It was gross to see a guy make out with Isabella—it was like watching your brother make out with your best friend. Disgusting.

Ferb approached Phineas and gave the same reproachful look to Morris as Phineas did only seconds earlier. The old gang actually rarely hung out anymore—today was just a coincidence because the rest of the Fireside girls were on a field trip, Buford's lunch time was switched and he hadn't resided with other bullies yet, and the rest of the geeks had been stuffed in lockers, Baljeet one of the lucky ones. Sure, it was… nice to hang out like that again, but it wasn't the same like it used to be.

Phineas and Ferb walked home until they heard giggling and evil voices—the voices of Susan Johnson and her best friends. Seventh grade junior high girls were nice sometimes, annoying, but this trio was just evil.

The trio consisted of Diana Shapiro, Isabella's half-sister, Buford's little sister, Melissa vanStromm, and evil little Susie Johnson herself, Jeremy's little sister. They were walking Susie's just-as-evil black poodle, and giggling and planning sinister plots.

"So what are you gonna do about that Candace chick?" Diana asked, her voice nasally and high-pitched.

Susie smiled wickedly. "I've got a plan that will make her run down the wedding aisle, and never speak to Jeremy, again." She let out a maniacal laugh. "So what I'm planning to do is…"

Short chapter, I know, but I just felt like putting ya'll on a cliffie there. :) please review, and if you watch Doctor Who, please check out my story I have co-written with XTimeGirlX called "Here Come the Girls" on my profile page!!!!!