A/N: Ohohoho! First off, I'd like to thank Menea11, Neko-kun, EmeraldandAmethyst, and bulletgirl2 for the wonderful reviews! I love you guys! I actually wasn't really expecting any, well...Not for the first chapter. Lol! So, I guess I did good! I see poor Pie-san was a hit. Don't worry, he has no family! Bwahahaha! :D -Scared self- Yeah, I'm sure I can insert some TsuxSoka luff luff time! But be warned, it may not be what you are used to (Or I could be bluffing). Also, I'm sorry for this chapter XD

Chapter Two

"Tsuzuki, there are three main parts to any decent story. First, an introduction. Next, a body. Last, the conclusion. What you decide to do with these three things is solely up to you, but might I advise you to keep it short, sweet, and to the point. The last thing you'd want to do is waste the reader's time. At the same time, though, you want to obviously keep the reader entertained. Also, considering this is for Kurosaki-san he'll more than likely want to finish and be done with it." Tatsumi ended up agreeing to help Tsuzuki out with his "love story?" knowing it would be the only way to get the shinigami back to work. However, he had to admit that Tsuzuki's composition wasn't half bad.

"Mm, I feel like I've never attended school. By the way Tasumi...How much is this really going to cost me?" Tsuzuki feared for his wallet and his stomach. Tatsumi could be so stingy.

"Oh, nothing too outrageous. I just require equal compensation. I have a lot to do after all." Actually that was false. Tatsumi had nothing else left to do. He had debated on leaving early, but really tried to avoid that due to him being anal and obsessively productive. "Due to you not staying on task and wasting company time and money...I will deduct one day from your paid vacation."

"WHAT? AHHH!"

"Tatsumi! Where's the love? Where's the passion? Do you honestly believe with your advise Tsuzuki will be able to win Bon's heart?" The eccentric shinigami, head of the sixth sector (Henjoucho) came bouncing into the office, a cloud of smoke followed.

"Yay! Watari! Caramelldansen time~!" (I would love to see that! XD)

Tatsumi could only raise a brow at the ridiculous statement and entrance. "Watari, that smoke. You better not be wasting more time on that "Sex Change" potion of yours."

"Yes...that smoke is from my beloved "Sex Change" potion. Heh heh." Cough. Cough. "Tsuzuki, step aside." He pushed Tsuzuki out of the computer chair and sat down immediately. He read over what had been his friend's attempt at a love story and grinned. "Not bad. But it needs something...003, what do you think?"

"KAW!"

"Oh, right. I see!" Watari petted his adorable owl/companion.

Tatsumi and Tsuzuki looked disturbed after hearing what was supposed to be an owl do a more crow like bird call.

"This is gold! Yes! Haha! I can see this being a Best Seller!"

Watari went into hyper mode while the keys on the keyboard appeared to melt. Maybe he could help Tsuzuki and add a little bit of passion. Tsuzuki was touched. His coworkers really did consider him a friend. They often pulled him out of sticky situations. Man, he sure could cause a bunch of mischief, albeit not on purpose. But it was Hisoka who he really had to thank. He was his partner and had stayed by him through thick and thin. They truly understood one another and seemed to be in sync. They may not always get along, but it was a harmonious relationship. The good outweighed the bad and they really cared for one another. That's why he appreciated all the help he could get with his story. He wanted to finish it by the end of the day. Unfortunately, he upset his young partner in the process.

"Watari, you may be a genius with science, but your literacy abilities suck!"

"Le gasp, Tatsumi! That was harsh! I happened to make student of the year in my creative writing class in the seventh grade!"

"Yes, ironically that's also when you dropped out of school."

"Hey, I disliked the system. I won't let The Man keep me down!"

"Well, who's "The Man" in this relationsh-"

The phone rang.

Tatsumi calmly walked to the office phone and picked up. "Tatsumi Seiichirou...Yes...No...I don't...I don't believe so. Have a goodnight." He hung up while wearing a concerned look.

"Tatsumi? Who was it?" Tsuzuki also looked concerned. 'Had the pizza delivery guy gotten lost?'

"That was Kurosaki-san. He asked me if it was against Shokan's policy to have tattoos and body piercings..."

"Whoa, why would Bon be interested in something like that?"

"He probably thinks it's something Tsuzuki is interested in."

"Oh God, I gotta stop him!" Tsuzuki made a mad dash towards the door, but stopped suddenly. "No, wait...Maybe it will suit him." He imagined Hisoka with an angel wing tattoo on his back. Tsuzuki had found Muraki's curse markings on Hisoka's skin incredibly sexy, although it pissed him off that it was Muraki's handy work.

"No way! You can't be serious!" Tatsumi seemed to be the only shinigami with sense now that Hisoka had gone off the deep end. He looked over at Watari who still had the same grin from earlier on his face. "What?"

"This is just so much fun! I need to go find some inspiration so I can continue to help Tsuzuki with his story. Ah! Terazuma's diary will work! Be right back! Ahahaha!" He ran from the room leaving 003 behind.

"Ah, I'll be right back too. I'm getting kinda hungry." Tsuzuki made his way to the break-room leaving Tatsumi and 003 alone, together...

003 just started her giant owl eyes into the shadow master. She tilted her head ever so slightly.

"Well, how's your day been so far?" Tatsumi asked, trying to be polite.

"HACK! HACK!" She coughed up an owl pellet.

Tatsumi slowly backed away into his office. "I should probably work on Tsuzuki's story from my office." He pulled up the file from his computer and read through what was already the worst story known to man. How could the secretary of Shokan make this love story better? Surely anything he put on there would be fine. "Let's see...Tsuzuki slowly began to pay his bills..." Now that was true love.

"I really hope I finish everything soon." Tsuzuki took a generous bite of apple pie and sighed.

"Hey moron! How's it goin'?"

"ACK! Terazuma? Don't you have some bones to bury?"

"Heh. No, but I hear our local old folks home has a vacancy."

"Son of a...That was a low blow! What's your problem?"

Terazuma crossed his arms and leaned against the kitchen counter. "Why didn't you ask me for help?"

"Huh? Help with what?"

"Do you think I'm illiterate? I'm greatly offended by your lack of reaching out to me during such a sensitive matter."

"...You mean, you want to help me with my story for Hisoka?"

"Not for you, but for the kid."

TBC

~Extra~

The amazing Seiichirou Tatsumi Part Two

Tatsumi: All right, so that's more of the company's money NOT going towards Watari's research.

Watari: Oh, boo!

Hisoka: Good morning everyone. -Rubs eyes-

Tsuzuki: HISOKA~! -glompage-

Hisoka: Nooo! Too much contact! _

Konoe: What's with all the racket?

Tatsumi: Sorry, sir. Just Tsuzuki's typical, everyday "'soka greeting".

Konoe: Hmm. Well, I'll be leaving everything to you today!

Tatsumi: Where are you going? Got a hot date?

Konoe: Actually...Yes...

Watari: Who's the lucky lady?

Konoe: She's not really a lady...

Tsuzuki: Then who?

Konoe: ...Watson...

Tatsumi: WELL, HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING! -Kicks Chief Konoe out the door-

Hisoka: Who knew Konoe-san had a zombie fetish.

Tsuzuki: Wow! Tatsumi, you saved us!

Tatsumi: I feel sick...

TBC