Disclaimer: I do not own Life on Mars but if I did then it would be a lot more sweary. Oh one more thing I didn't do the disclaimer last time because I couldn't be bothered to.
Sam runs up to a random person.
"My name is Sam Tyler, I had an accident," cue poo noises "and woke up in 1973. Am I mad in a coma or back in time? Whatever it is it feels like I've landed on a different planet. Now maybe if I can work out the reason I can get home. Life on Mars. John Simm, Phili…" he was interrupted by the man, "Dude its 2007 get the programme are you on coke or something? Well I got some serious problems but I don't go around scaring dudes…dude!"
"Dammit, how the hell do I use the time machine?!" John shouted. He walked back to the time machine. It started to rumble "Woow!" he fell down dropping the script. Fox opens the door, "John Simm?" "Yeah," "We're suing you £1,000,000 for using the word 'dammit' it is a right for 24 only," "DAMN YOU!!!!" John shouted. "Pay up,"
He presses the green button, the time machine rumbles again…