Valentines Day
Naruto goes around asking for advice. Me trying to be funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Crackish pairings, yuri.
After about an hour, he found his teacher, staring at the grave of his fallen teammates and his old teacher.
"Hey, Kakashi-sensei!", he said, after popping up right in front of the pervert.
"Oh, hey Naruto. What's up…" was his lazy reply.
"Umm…can I talk to you man to man?"
"Sure…what's bothering you?"
"I like someone, but I'm not sure if she likes me back…"
"I thought you'd figured out Sakura-chan doesn't like you that way…"
"It's not her…"
"Well, I can't help if you wont tell me."
"This is pretty embarrassing but…I'm kind of in love with Tsunade."
"Are you serious?", the man then chuckled. Loudly.
"Yes…less laughing more helping."
"Well, just get her something simple. A small gift. And…try not to stare at her breasts. It's not like I'm any better at love than you."
"Hey…you've got a crush of your own…don't you…Shizune-neechan perhaps?
"No, and I'm not telling you. She keeps turning you down anyw---"
"Wait…you like Sakura? Is that even legal?" he face-vaulted, the laughed.
"Probably as legal as you and Tsunade."
"Good point…Well, she likes quiet…so I guess you've got that…just be on time for once."
"I should just say it…we're not even a squad anymore…"
Naruto chose that moment to leave, still obviously bitter about his failure on his last mission.