Sasuke: wow this is the first time I heard Sakura use money for something other than food
Ino: Shut up Dammit you don't know how it feels to be in her shoes so go fuck yourself
Hinata: Ya, I mean if you had the same problems we did you wouldn't be talking
Naruto: Says you, if we had glasses we would get a pair that looked cool not dorky
Shikamaru: If we had bad hair we would go to the salon, if we couldn't go there than we would wear a hat.
Neji: If we had braces we would make them our favorite colors
Sasuke: And if we were fat we would exercise and not mope around and eat so much
Tenten: You guysh aresh the biggeshtch jerkshh in the worldsh (you guys are the biggest jerks in the world)
Neji: Oh shut up at least we're not the ones whose got the problems
Hinata: P-please S-stop
All four boys: Freaks
That month the girls went on their trip (it's a cruise). When they come over the boys will be in for a little surprise.
Hiashi: Okay Boys the girls will be here in thirty minutes be respectful, and don't do anything you make regret.
Shikamaru: Why do we have to giv'' em a party can't we make them popular for a day.
Neji: Ya, I'm sure they'd enjoy that, with their contortedness they won't pass up the offer
Hiashi: Neji do not speak of your miyori and her friends in that way.
Neji: Okay, gomensai otooji
Mikoto: Okay Sakuranbo-Chan do you think the girls will be pleased
Sakuranbo: Most certainly I just can't wait to see my Sakura
Fugaku: I still don't see why I must be here these are the children of The Haruno's, Hyuuga's, Kunai's, and Yamanaka's
Mikoto: We are Friends of their parents and merely come here for moral support, and besides I heard the girls went through some drastic changes I must see them immediately.
Sasuke: Yeah right Sakura probably got fatter
Sakuranbo, and Kuronora Haruno take this Personal
Mikoto: Sasuke-kun how could you say such a thing, that is very rude
Sasuke: Gomensai Reido-san
Naruto: Maybe we should stop talking
Yodaime: Naruto do you think the girls have changed
Naruto: HELL NO Hinata probabl-(Hiashi glares) ok maybe I should shut up
Yodaime puts his arm around his son
Yodaime: That would probably be for the best Naruto
Shikaku: Calm down everyone now lets just sit back and relax
Shikamaru: The best none troublesome thing someone has suggested all day
Yoshino: Like father like son, what about you Shika-kun
Shikamaru: Mother Ino has (Yosha looks at him) wow those noodles look delicious
Shikaku: Good idea staying out of the troublesome environment
Shikamaru: Thanks dad
Shikaku: Hiashi where are you hiding the sake
Everyone sweat drops
Then they hear a knock on the door everyone turns
Sorry it took so long to put the next chapter don't worry chapter 3 a.k.a girls side is coming very soon.