Chapter 2: E's here to Rule.
The next day was Wednesday. The guys were outside during free period recording scenes after practicing their dance number during the time Eazy E shouts out 'Fuck Tha Police'. First one up was Knuckles, who was to act out as MC Ren. A guy by the name of Joel who was a white wolf volunteered to be the police officer along with Espio. The gang finally had their group. The first scene was 'scene 1' according to the song. Shadow plays the music on cue.
(A/N: Use your imagination.)
"ACTION!"
J: Joel, K: Knuckles.
J: Pull your goddamn ass over right now!
K: Oh Shit, now what the fuck you pulled me over for?
J: Cuz I feel like it. Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the fuck up!
K: Man Fuck Dis Shit!
J: Alright, smartass. I'm takin' yo black ass to jail.
"AND CUT! Awesome job, guys!" Sonic shouted. Then the others came and then they heard clapping and cheering. It was Julie-Su, Rouge, and Amy, who were watching the whole scene unfold. "Bravo! That was good, Knux!" Amy cheered. She then asks,
"So when will you guys begin with Eazy's scene?" Sonic turns to the group and tells them, "Well, we dunno yet. Just chillax. Shadow should tell you." She decided to walk over to 'Eazy-E', who was getting ready to do his scene. He turns to see a pink hedgehog, smiling, playing with her long quills, and saying hi to him.
"Hello, Amy Rose." He answers in a dead-pan tone as he puts on his "Compton" cap and shoving a red and a black bandana in his back pocket. "So I see you are putting on your props. Could I see the baseball cap?"
"Um…sure, but why? It's just a cap."
"Eazy-E always respected his home, the city of Compton. He always wore a 'Compton' Hat whenever he would perform or just be rapping in the recording studio. He has never forgotten where he came from, that's just part of what makes him a great artist. This cap is so cool. Is it the original?"
"No doubt."
"That's so cool! Well, I better leave you to remembering your lines. See you later."
He looks at Amy in surprise. He didn't know how much she knew about the NWA and the history of Rap. Before he said anything, Sonic yells out, "C'mon Shadow, it's you scene." They all head back inside to the auditorium to set up. After setting up, Scourge prepares the music and then plays on cue. The girls stood back and watched
"Scene 2: EAZY-E's ARREST"
J: Joel, SH: Shadow, E: Espio
SH: Hey, ya'll What Cha need?
J: Police open up; we have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest (police guy rams hotel door)
E: Get down and put your hands where I can see them
SH: GET THE FUCK OFF ME MAN! YO WHAT DID I DO?
E: Just shut the fuck up and get you muthafuckin ass on the floor.
J: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
SH: But I didn't do Shit.
E: MAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.
END OF SCENE
"AND CUT! SWEET ACT, SHADOW!" Shadow gets off the ground and swipes the dirt off his body and leaves for class. When he got there, a bunch of people came up to him and asked many questions about their reenactment. Shadow just answered, 'No Comment.'
When he got to Drama class, he sees Silver, Scourge, and Sonic at the same desk they were at yesterday. They made sure everyone knew what they had to do and that he, Knuckles and Scourge knew the dance number. Silver was DJ Yella, Sonic was Dr. Dre, Shadow was Eazy-E, Scourge was Ice Cube, and Knuckles was MC Ren.
"OK, so we got it?" Sonic asked. Everyone nodded and then began to practice. They were ok with the fact everyone else knew their lines. Knuckles too was surprised that he actually remembered all his lyrics.
"So we are officially ready for Friday?" Knuckles asked?
"I hope so. The 8th graders from Mobius Elementary will be watching this." Sonic inquired.
"Hey, guys, don't you remember the 8th grade?" Scourge asked. They all sighed. "Man, good times."
"No kidding. Hey remember when we made fun of Knuckles when he accidentally lost his MP3 player and they heard his song all over school? And when Shadow's shoes were put up for Bounty 'cause Amy was mad that he mocked her stuffed puppy" Scourge said.
"Don't remind us!" Shadow and Knuckles replied in shame.
Flashback... (Shadow and Knuckles. Parody of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Episode: Lost and Found.)
As Shadow walks to class, he sees Knuckles smashing his head in idiocy. Shadow quickly goes over and looks at him as he was saying, 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING!'
"Scourge stole my MP3 player, so I'm stealing it back. Before he figures out how to use it, it's a matter of life or death!"
Shadow asks flatly, "Why is it a matter of life or death?"
"I…kinda recorded a song on it."
"But your hip-hop songs aren't that bad."
"It's…not a…hip-hop…song."
Shadow tries to think which song he wrote could be as bad as he says and then he gasps in embarrassment, "Tell me, it wasn't Cowboy Knuckles!"
Knuckles shrugs, and sheeply says, "Well…"
Flashback in a Flashback…
Cowboy Knuckles, the ladies really love 'im. Cowboy Knuckles, the best ye ever saw. Cowboy Knuckles, the Bullies they don't scare 'im. Cowboy Knuckles Yippee, Yippee, Heehaw!
End of Flashback in a Flashback.
Shadow then warns him, "You realize if the school hears that tune, I can't be your friend anymore."
"I understand." Knuckles replied and then goes back to smashing his head in irony. Shadow turns around and sees Amy and Julie-Su putting up fliers with Shadow's air shoes up on bounty for 50 rings.
"You know, she's just projecting her hurt feelings for her puppy bear on the air shoes, you find puppy bear, you get to keep the sneaks!"
"Good idea!" Shadow replied and then leaves for his class as Knuckles returns to his bashing session. "Oh, and that's Scourge's Locker."
Knuckles then had a good idea.
Shadow finds a puppy, and sand powers its face to make it old while Knuckles found out that the MP3 Scourge took wasn't his.
He sneaks up in front of Amy and Julie-Su and says, "Its puppy bear."
Amy smiles with joy but she feels something fishy about this. She looks at it and says, "He doesn't look like puppy bear you bought it on line and sand powered its face."
"It so is puppy bear," and makes a mocking tone, "Hi Amy, I miss you…NOWGIVESHADOWTHESNEAKERS!"
"Ugh! You mock Amy and her missing puppy?" Julie-Su asked angrily."
Amy replies, "You'll never get your shoes back!"
"C'mon, Amy! I can't walk in socks all day!" Shadow said as he looks down at his black socks.
"Humph!" the girls answered and they walk away. Shadow meets with Knuckles and they both bash heads on their lockers in idiocy.
Few Hours Later
"So, how long you guys think I need to stay in disguise?" Knuckles asked as he's dressed up in a lunch lady uniform, a hair net, shades and a black hair wig and a mustache.
Then Sonic, Scourge and Manik jump out shouting, "Cowboy Knuckles, yippee, yippee, heehaw! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."
They all answer, "Two…three weeks tops."
And Shadow randomly says, "But hey, I got my shoes back."
End of Flashback.
Scourge then says, "Tsk, good times."
"Remember when Sonic got in that huge fight with Scourge?" said Knuckles
"Hell yeah, I almost died laughing." Shadow replied and high fived Knuckles. "Har, Har. Remember Shadow and Amy were locked up in the 'Juke Jail' for juking at the 8th grade dance. Does anyone else remember who else was locked up?" Sonic asked.
"Dude, me and Fiona got locked in so did Silver and Espio. Blaze, Bunnie, and Julie-Su also got locked up too."
"Why were Silver and Espio even there?" Sonic asked for the second time. Shadow laughed and said, "Cuz they were dared to juke with every girl in school."
Scourge answered and then said, "You know there was a rumor that Shadow and Amy made out in the jail."
"Wouldn't you know? I mean, you were there with them." Knuckles snapped.
"Fiona, Silver, Julie-Su, and I were then taken out thanks to Rogue."
"So nobody knows?" Sonic asked again. Knuckles then looks at Shadow with a sly look. "Hmm, I bet Shadow knows." Shadow then realizes what is going on. "Why are you guys looking at me like morons?" he asked coldly.
"Oh, I think you know what we mean, Shadow." Knuckles replied
He then answers sternly, "Seriously, what?"
"Did you make out with Amy at the juke jail?" They all said in unison.
"Nope" was all the ebony hedgehog answered. They didn't believe it. "C'mon, Shady, you can't be serious!"
"Well I'm damn straight with this." Sonic then asked, "Then if you're so straight damn positive why were you two in the jail in the first place?"
"Supposedly, the 'Juke Police' thought we were actually juking! When in actuality we were talking about what we were to do later on in life. I didn't know if I was to see Amy again or that she will even see me then Rouge and some other girl, I think your sis, Sonia shows up, grabs us, and locks us up until we were to confess."
"Did ya?" the blue blur asked, hoping for a 'yes'.
"NO WAY, IT NEVER EVEN HAPPENED!" The jet colored hedgehog snapped
"But why did they even do that?" Silver asked.
"How would I know, they lost their minds when they 'arrested' us."
"Shadow, chillax! All I did was ask." Then Sonic took a few steps back and then turns to Knuckles. Knuckles then said, "Remember that Rap/Dance-Off I had against Shadow?"
"You know it! But man you guys knew what to do. But in all, Shadow won. His lyrics were good, clean, and classic along with his moves. Knuckles was good, but he needed to cut off the cursing a bit. If you wanted to make a controversy, try against Scourge. "Silver claimed.
Scourge then says, "It's not about making a hit, it's about making a classic."
(A/N: "It's not about making a hit, it's about making a classic." quote by Boy Wonder.)
Then Shadow remembers something funny, "Hey guys remember when Sonic wore a banana suit to school during April Fools Day and all week during Halloween."
"Oh yeah! Sonic the super fast banana" Sonic replied.
The guys remembered and kept on laughing so hard, that their guts were gonna pop. Scourge then shouts out, "I just remembered something, Remember 'the lists'?" The guys nodded. "The last day of School, Silver and I snuck in the girls' room and read the list and man, it creeped us out!"
Everyone looked at him in shock and was about to beg what was on the list. "Ok first list was the list of most hot guy. There was like what, 10 or so guys and like what 9 to 8 girls in our class alone. So here we go,
Most hot looking: 1-10
1: Slim Shady.
2: Scourgy
3: Knux
4: Silver
5: Sonic
6: Manic
7: Jet
8: Espio
9: Antoine
10: Joel
The guys were in total shock. "What the HELL?!" Shadow shouts out.
"WHY AM I #5 AND SHADOW IS #1? THIS MAKES NO SENSE." Sonic complained.
"They placed me there? WHY?" Knuckles yelled out in surprise.
"Are they serious? I'm that awesome?" Silver asked in wonder and shock.
Scourge then continues with the Second list.
"Cute couples, guys" "WHAT!?" they all shouted.
"Yep, that was what scared us the most. There were many people paired up, even people with no lives. I also saw question marks next to some couples and exclamation points to people who should be together and big red x's meaning hell no, let's just say Eazy-e has a another thing to rule at. I always kept this in my jacket, dunno why. I always got a good joke out of this, sadly not many voted."
Cute Couples:
SLIM SHADY x AMY!!
KNUX x JULIE-SU!! X
ANTOINE x BUNNIE!!
SONIA x KNUX?!
SCOURGE x AMY?!
SONIC x BLAZE?!
SLIM SHADY x SONIA XXX
SONIC x BUNNIE XXX
KNUX x AMY?!
ANTOINE x CREAM XXX
JOEL x BLAZE? X?
SONIC x AMY? X?
SCOURGE x FIONA! XX
WAVE x JET!!
TAILS x CREAM!! X
WAVE x STORM XXX
SONIC x FIONA! X?
SONIC x SALLY!!
SONIC x JULIE-SU XXX
ESPIO x AMY!! X
MEMPHILES x AMY! X!
MANIC x BLAZE XXX
SILVER x AMY?!
SLIM SHADY x SALLY XXX
SONIC x BLAZE X!!
SCOURGE x BLAZE XXX
MANIC x AMY XX?
SILVER x BLAZE X! X
"Why Do people do this to me? Why do they love to do shit like this? I don't love AMY ROSE!" Shadow screams to the sky.
"Why with Sonia? Sonia liked Joel or another guy, didn't she?" Knuckles asked, hoping Sonic would say 'yes'. "Besides, I have Jules; she's more up my ally." Shadow looks at him and rolls his eyes. "WHY ME AND BLAZE, WHY!!" Sonic screams in agony and then grabs Shadow, shakes him and says, "WHY MAN WHY!!"
"LET GO MAN! I HAVE MY ISSUES TOO. WHY AMY ROSE?!"
"AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOMEONE SEXY AND CUTE. SHE'S ALWAYS SERIOUS"
"LET GO, DAMN IT!" He shoves the blue blur off him and kneels in agony and muffles, "WHY AMY ROSE, I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER! NO, NO, NO!!"
Scourge and Silver just look at them as if they were embarrassing themselves. "GUYS, SHUT THE HELL UP. IT'S JUST A LIST! CHILL!"
Shadow stands up from his small breakdown and decides to change the subject, "Hey, remember we had to do Shakespeare Plays?"
"Ugh! I hated doing that." Knuckles replied. Sonic then jumps in and says, "Yeah, remember the play, A Midsummer Nights Dream? We made fun of Scourge because he had to play a fairy a girl fairy; he actually wore the tutu and fairy wings!"
Shadow remembers and falls on the ground along with Knuckles, dying of laughter. Then Silver says, "Yeah and Remember for our last grade, we had to do Romeo and Juliet."
"Please don't remind me!" Shadow asked in agony.
"Oh yeah, Scourge played Romeo and he had to kiss Amy because she was Juliet. Remember?" Knuckles asked Silver.
"I remembered many of the guys in our class wanted to get the part because Amy was Juliet." Silver interrupted
"Man, she was so sexy and cute in that dress, damn, if I wasn't going out with Fiona at the time, I would have claimed her back as my own. She knows how to make a guy look good." Scourge replied, Shadow scoffs and rolls his eyes, but deep down, he wanted to start controversy.
"YEAH! And remember Shadow and Scourge had that 'duel' over Amy." Sonic shouted.
Shadow then screams, "It never was over Amy! We had a fight over the fact that Amy said that Scourge tried to take her virginity away. And as a good friend, I decided to help her."
"Oh and remember Knuckles and Antoine had to wear the horse costume?" "Oh and Scourge was so close to a point to be a girl because Bunnie was always skipping class so she won't be a maid."
Then Scourge decided to change the subject and said, "Do you guys remember our last dodge ball game?"
Everyone nodded and cheered 'yeah!' "When we were playing, remember Silver smacked Sonic in the face with the dodge ball!" Scourge Shouted.
Knuckles was laughing and said, "Yeah, and that Shadow got sucker punched when he though Amy was hurt, only for Amy to attack him with a dodge ball, thinking it was Scourge and yelling, 'YOU SICK PERVERT!', just classic!" and the red echidna falls on his back and is laughing like crazy. "Oh yeah, remember Shadow smacked Julie-Su with the dodge ball, causing her to fly to the next city!" Sonic inquired.
"Remember when Silver danced across the field only for the girls to easily take him out." Knuckles said.
"Oh I just remembered when Sally fell on top of Sonic when we were playing and she kissed him on accident"
"Oh and remember Tails nailed Cosmo, Cream and Mina in one shot!" Sonic remembered.
"OH YEAH!" Knuckles shouted.
"And remember Sonia knocked Knuckles in the head making him go into a concussion?" Silver asked.
"Yep and when all the girls aimed for Sonic, Shadow, and Knuckles and got them out in one play. Original!" Scourge answered.
"And that Sally and Fiona got each other and Scourge out!" Sonic replied.
"After the game ended, Sonia kicked Knuckles in the nuts." Silver laughed out.
Scourge laughs and then says, "Yeah! Whoo, good times! Ok anymore?"
Shadow then says, "Remember Graduation Week?"
Everyone nods and he then says, "Remember our Prank?"
Sonic, Scourge, Silver, and Knuckles reminiscence that day.
"Yeah, like we deflated the tires on all the teacher's cars and, like, Shadow and Sonic each brought a SFX remote and whenever the teacher said 'pop quiz' or something stupid, either you or Sonic would carefully press the 'Aww' button and people would laugh and when the teachers dropped something, he would press the rip button and that was funny!" Knuckles replied
"Yeah and we turned the school upside-down! Whoo…good times man." Scourge said. The bell then rang, ending the school day. On their way out, they see Julie-Su and Amy handing out invites to Sally's party. Then the girls see the "NWA" and handed their invites. "Hope you guys can come" Amy said.
"You know I'm coming. And I hope to see you there, babe" Scourge replied and then clicks his tongue, which gave Amy goosebumps. She then turns to Shadow and looks at him with morale. "I hope you will come, Shadow." He gives her a small grin, smoothes out her long quills and says, "Don't worry your pretty little head over me. If it makes you glad, I'll go, only for you." She gives him a hug and squeals, "Thanks so much. You have no idea what this means." After saying goodbye, he heads home.