Disclaimer: Me: *Pouting*Stephenie Meyer is still the Twilight Queen.

Chapter 2

BPOV

We pulled into the parking lot of Forks High laughing because of the car race we had just had. Edward got out of his volvo beaming while Emmett got out of his jeep cussing and accusing Edward of cheating. We all just laughed and stepped out of our cars. As soon as I was out of the volvo I felt as if I had stepped back in time. Forks High was exactly the same as when I first came almost 32 years ago. We all stood there remembering the fun we had had here, when a voice cut through our thoughts. "Hey baby, what's your name?" a disgusting boy was asking me. Edward gritted his teeth, I presumed at his perverted thoughts.

"Bella Hale," I replied cooly sticking out my hand, "And what's your name?"

"Newton. Matt Newton" I had to quickly bid the boy goodbye before I turned and sprinted to and bench where I sat down and started cracking up. I now knew why Edward was so mad. Not only was that guy a perve, but he was Mike Newton's grandson. The other's joined me and after discovering who that guy was they laughed along, even Renesmee laughed as we had told her of the antics of Mike Newton. When we were done laughing Emmett got an evil grin on his face. We all looked wary, but didn't say anything as we walked to the office to get our schedules.

We didn't think that any of us could pass as freshmen so we all had registered as sophmores. Our story was the same as it had always been. We only changed that Renesmee and I were biological sisters. I was the older sister and Renesmee was the younger sister and I was motherly toward her because I had always taken care of her (I couldn't control my motherlyness for Renesmee even when around humans). She was in the same grade as me because I had been born in November of one year and she had been born in August of the next year.

I was delighted to discover that I had all of my classes except math with one of my family members. As soon as we finished comparing schedules we each headed to our respective classes. Alice and I headed to English together. Once we reached our class the teacher, Mrs. Gileta, welcomed us and had us stand in front of the class and introduce ourselves. I did not mind this as I used to, partially because I was used to it and partially because I had gained new confidence as a vampire. We introduced ourselves as Alice Cullen and Bella Hale and told our family's story. As soon as we were done we took seats next to each other in the back. The rest of class was taken up by the teacher talking about a subject which Alice and I already knew so we just talked in vampire speed for the rest of class. The rest of the day passed in a similar fashion until we got to lunch.

I entered the lunch room with Jasper, who I had the class before lunch with. We were the first of our family in the lunch room so we picked an empty table in a corner of the cafeteria after we had gotten our food; of course we won't eat it, it was just a prop. When the others entered we waved them over. I sat next to Edward and Renesmee. When Emmett did not immediately come to sit with us we exchanged worried glances. As Emmett waited in line he was searching the cafeteria for something. As soon as he found it a grin stretched across his face. We followed his gaze and saw Matt Newton and smiled in anticipation. Emmett looked at us and then at vampire speed went over to where Matt was sitting. Once there he knocked over Matt's drink so that it spilled right on his crotch. After this he casually walked over to Matt and said, "So Newton I see you were never potty trained."

Matt just replied, "I don't know what you are talking abo-"

He was interupted by the girl next to him screaming, "Ewwwww! Matt I didn't know you still peed yourself!" She pointed at his wet pants as she said this and after a moment of silence the whole cafeteria erupted in laughter. Emmett grabbed his food and walked proudly over to our table where we all applauded him. He took a little bow and sat, grinning ear to ear. The Cullen vs. Newton wars were beginning yet again.

At lunch we all started a contest as to who could get asked out the most that day. We said that whoever won got to give the loser (the person with the least offers) a torture of their choice. I got my game face on knowing that my other family members could think of some very aweful tortures. I was feeling pretty confident after I got asked out 10 times in one hour, but when I saw Rosalie in Social Studies she said she had already gotten asked out 20 times! I asked if she knew where the others stood but she said she only knew Emmett had gotten asked out 7 times so far. That made me feel a little better, but I felt I needed to get a few more date offers.

The end of the day came after what had seemed like an eternity. (And trust me I know what an eternity feels like) We all met by our cars and tallied up the points. The standings were:

1. Rosalie- 40 offers

2. Me- 35 offers

3. Renesmee- 32 offers (Edward gritted his teeth over that one)

4. Jasper- 30 offers

5. Alice- 26 offers

6. Emmett- 22 offers

7. Edward- 21 offers

Once the results were tallied we all looked at Edward and laughed. (Renesmee and I more of pressed our lips together and snorted) Rosalie had a very evil look on her face and I started to worry for my husband. I walked over to Edward and comforted him, "It's all right honey, you're very hot to me." He smiled weakly and I gave him a quick kiss and Renesmee came over and hugged him.

"Ok, Rose, what's my torture?"

"Hmmm, I'm still modifying it so I'll tell you when we get home." We all got in our cars quickly, wanting to know what Rosalie would make Edward do.