"Sensei, this is for you!" Said Naruto looking up at the ceiling then started typing in the new computer.
Story title: naruto uzumakee, the gretest hokagay by NARUTOUZUMAKEE
Rated: T
Summary: ME! Teh gretest ninya in hisdory dat canot be beeten!
Character: Naruto
Character 2: Sakura
i am naruto uzumakee! gretest ninya that cannot be beeten or kiled.
obaa-chan gave us a A rank mision it wuz sabe sasukay! me, sukura adn sai sabed him, wel actaly i wuz teh wan hoo sabe him.
we battled but i beet him easili. he used cheetoree but mai rusengun wuz beter so sukura wuz lyk o naruto! you r so powerful! yu beat stoopeed sheekan haird bot! yu r beter!
so wii lyk kised and sasukay cryd beecus he suked and me and sukura had sex and had a lot of baybees and i became teh most powerfol hokagay evur.
the end
otor's not: i know, i know, i am the best wryter evur. no neet 2 point out teh obious. but pliz rebieu
Reviews: 1
dreamer789
I got nothing to say man...that was really...how should I say this...I never ever flamed before but you sucked so much that you make me want to flame for the first time! YOU SUCK MAJOR ASS!! You make Naruto(the show) look bad!
Review reply:
O ya? well yur cramer adn espelink soks coc! i's beter than u
(A/N: Actually Naruto is my fav. character but I just like to make him an idiot)
My thoughts: Ugh, this guy is such an idiot...it's impossible to make him admit anything.
In here something lurks in the darkness...well not really, just to keep your mind dark and wonder what character said this: "What the hell?"
"NARUTO!!" A kunoichi broke throught Naruto's window just like Kurenai, now you know who it is.
"Aaaw, my window's broken again."
"SHUT UP AND TAKE THIS!!" Boom...X.X poor guy. Suffered the same fate as Kakashi. Life taken away by Sakura, a powerful kunoichi.
From then on, no one dared make fics of themselves banging someone else...or maybe not...
Anyway, Sakura ended up in jail and Sasuke came back to Konoha to visit her.
"HAHA!! YOU GOT SERVED!!" Man, Sasuke's being OOC right now.
"STOP IT!!" She screamed as Sasuke launched monkey poo at her.
"Shut up will ya!" Kurenai, Sakura's cellmate took out a whip in a way of threatening her to shut up.
End of dream. YAY!! I tricked you guys!
"HOLLY CRAP!!" Sakura woke up sweating.
"What's wrong?" A woman asked.
"I-I had a dream that Sasuke-kun came back and launched poo at me."
"That's because the policeman gave you the whip." Said the woman, Sakura checked her back and saw whip marks all over her and sighed.
"I regret doing what you did...Kurenai..."
Well, well, it wasn't a dream after all.