It had been almost two weeks since the beginning of my 'punishment' as Pein called it. However, I preferred to call it torture.
The rules were: First and foremost, I was not allowed out of the Base for any reason. Second, I was on 'baby-sitting duty'. Meaning, I was the one who had to look after Tobi. Third, I was also on 'cleaning duty'. Fourth, I was to be the last person to use the showers every night. –Which is extremely disgusting since none of the guys know how to clean up after themselves. On top of that, by the time all of them have taken their damn baths it's nearly midnight, so I'm almost to tired to even freaking wash myself!– Fifth, I was also on 'cooking duty'. –Which is a completely retarded punishment since the only thing I can 'cook' is cereal.– Finally, I was never, never, never –He made his last point very clear, he sounded like a fucking broken record for Christ's sake.– allowed to go back to the meadow, no matter what.
By the time Pein had finished explaining all this to me, which took quite a while since I kept interrupting him, I was nearly in tears. The cooking and cleaning wasn't really that much of a problem, but my meadow! He took away my freaking meadow, my only source of sanity.
I tried to reason with him, but he would not be swayed. Once Pein's mind is made up, it's made up for good, which is yet another reason why I hate him so much.
Lucky for me, today was finally Saturday, which meant I was off duty. Of course, I still couldn't leave the base, and I still had to take my shower last, but at least I wasn't baby-sitting. –Tobi had become so annoying over the past two weeks that I was literally beginning to plan out ways to annihilate him. At least then I wouldn't be stuck playing mommy six out of seven days a week for the next six months.– I figured that I should at least try to do something semi-fun today, since it was the only day I had to relax, so I had been lying on my bed for about half an hour, running over various ideas of how to make this Saturday as amusing as possible. Not too many ideas were coming to mind, but I eventually thought up something that I knew would keep me entertained for a while.
I would spy on them.
Oh yes, it was such a good idea. I was actually surprised that I had never thought to do it before. Who knew what kind of secrets these freaks had? This was going to be quite an amusing Saturday.
"Ha, those bastards deserve it too." I laughed aloud to myself. "I'll have so much blackmail, Pein will have to drop my punishment." I continued thinking out loud, it was a bad habit of mine.
"What is Shiori talking about?" I heard a cheerful voice ask from behind me.
I screamed, instinctively, from the shock. The voice had startled me. I didn't know there was someone else in my room.
I slowly rolled over in my bed to face the direction of the voice, and nearly exploded when I saw who it was that had disturbed me.
"Tobi, what the fuck are you doing in my room?" I demanded, glaring at him. "And why are you going through my clothes?" I added, noticing the he was looking through my dresser.
"Tobi is sorry, Shiori-Senpai. He didn't mean to scare you. He was just looking for something." The masked ninja replied.
"Ugh, Tobi, what the Hell are you looking for?" I asked, although I didn't really care.
"Your underwear." He stated as he continued searching through my dresser.
"What! You are not taking my underwear you sick bastard. Now get out of my fucking room." I roared, causing Tobi to make a dead sprint for my door.
"Tobi is sorry Shiori-Senpai, but Deidara-Senpai told me that if I di-" I interrupted his apology as soon as I heard Deidara's name.
"What? You mean the reason why you're raiding my underwear is because of Dei. I'm going to kill that little pervert." I yelled, even more furious than before.
I was off my bed in seconds, and out my bedroom door even quicker. I was going to kill him, you could count on that.
"Deidara!" I bellowed as I ran through the main hall. "I'm going to fucking kill you! Why the Hell you would tell Tobi to steal my underwear is completely beyond me, but you just wait until I find you, you little bitch."
I was so pissed at that stupid, blonde transvestite that I was, literally, lost in a blind fury, which is probably why I didn't notice Hidan coming out of his room until I had collided with his chest.
"Shiori, what the fuck are you screaming about.. and where the Hell are your pants?" Hidan barked, pushing me off of him.
His words pulled me from my daze, and immediately reminded me that I was still in my pajamas, which consisted of nothing but a semi-long t-shirt. It only took another second before I realized that my butt was clearly visible, not quite being covered by the shirt. I felt heat quickly rising to my face while Hidan gawked at my exposed flesh.
"Uhm.. Dei.. well.. see.. he, uh.." I was at a loss for words, too embarrassed to form an actual sentence. "I'm just going to go get some pants.." I finally sighed, somehow finding my composure.
I turned away from the immortal and quickly began running back toward my bedroom. However, the blush on my face only worsened as I sprinted away from him. I could feel his eyes on me as I retreated, and I had a good guess as to what he was staring at.
Once I reached my room, I swiftly threw myself inside, slamming the door behind me. I was glad to see that Tobi was no longer pilfering my panties, and I quickly grabbed a pair, also checking to make sure he hadn't stolen any of them in the short time I was gone.
"Damn, I can't believe Hidan just saw my.." I couldn't finish my sentence. It was too disturbing to say aloud, even for me.
I pushed the thought from my head, while I finished getting dressed, trying to focus more on the idea of the torment I was going to put Deidara threw for this. After all, if it hadn't been for him I never would have been strutting around the base half-nude, flaunting my junk around for Hidan to stare at.
"Ugh, he was probably raping me with his eyes the entire time." I shuddered as I said this, remembering the look on Hidan's face. "Jeez, what is with me nearly getting myself raped so much these days." I kept mumbling to myself, not noticing the figure in my doorway.
"Shiori, I'm sorry to break it to you, but I can't rape you." Hidan finally spoke up after listening to my ranting for who knows how long.
I yelped in surprise, not knowing someone was in my room, much like earlier this morning when Tobi had been.
"Please, don't flatter yourself Hidan. I would never, and I repeat, n-e-v-e-r, never want you to touch me." I sneered before flipping him the bird.
"That's not what it seemed like ten minutes ago when you were practically throwing your naked body into my arms." He countered as a smirk began to appear on his face.
"Just get out of my room! Why the Hell is everyone bothering me today? It's my only fucking day off!" I wined before falling backwards onto my bed.
"I was just coming to tell you that I saw Deidara, but if you don-"
"Where is that little bitch?" I snapped, cutting Hidan off mid-sentence.
"He's in Tobi's room."
"Hn, and why exactly are you telling me this?" I asked, cocking an eyebrow at the immortal.
"Well, it's obvious that you're pissed at him, and I just wanted to watch you kill the little fag. So, I figured I might as well tell you where he is." Hidan explained, his smirk increasing.
"Oh, well.. thanks.. I guess." I mumbled before rolling over in my bed.
"Well, aren't you going to go kill him?" Hidan asked, seemingly impatient.
"Uh, yea, but I have to come up with a plan first." I answered matter-of-factly. "However.. I probably won't kill him, Pein wouldn't allow it. I will hurt him though.. severely." I laughed as I said the last sentence.
Hidan left after that, which is good thing because I never would have been able to think up a good plan with a hot, shirtless guy standing in my doorway.
"Let's see.." I spoke aloud to myself again. "I can't kill him, but I'm sure there are plenty of ways I can hurt him.." I thought in silence for a moment. "Oh, that's perfect.. and he's so stupid, he'll fall for it without a question."
I was extremely pleased with my plan. It was simple, but that was a good thing. It meant I had less of a chance of screwing this up.
I waited about an hour before I finally left my room. –I wanted to give Deidara the impression that I wasn't mad at him anymore, or else he would never go through with this.– I casually made my way through the main hall of the base, and soon found myself in the main meeting room. A few of the guys were there, but Deidara wasn't. He was probably still hiding in Tobi's room.
"Oh, look he decided to wear pants today." Kisame laughed from the sofa when he saw me.
"Ugh, I take it Hidan told you the story, hn?" I inquired with a sigh, already knowing the answer.
"Yes I did." I heard him input from the other side of the room.
"Thanks Hidan. You're such a great friend." I replied sarcastically. "Now, have any of you seen Dei? I have something I need to do." I asked as I mischievous grin spread across my face.
"Yep, he's outside." Kisame replied.
"Damn it. That bastard knows I can't go outside." I growled under my breath.
"Which is exactly why he's out there." Hidan commented, as he too stood from his seat.
"I hate him, I hate him, I hate him." I hissed, glaring at the door.
I knew I couldn't go out side, –there's no telling what Pein would do if he found out.– but I was not about to let Deidara off the hook.
"You know. I could just kill him for you." Hidan stated as he picked up his scythe.
"Hidan, I said I wasn't going to kill him, so neither are you." I sighed, sitting down on the couch beside me.
"Well, then I'll just cut off his leg or something."
Fine, whatever. But you're the one who's getting Kakuzu to sew it back on."
That was the only approval Hidan needed. As soon as I said yes, he was out the door, scythe in hand. I sat on the couch for a moment and it wasn't long before I could hear Deidara yelling at Hidan. I couldn't quite make out what he was saying, but I truly didn't care. Whether he was apologizing or not was of no importance to me, he was still getting his leg cut off.
It wasn't long before Hidan came swaggering back in side, a huge smile plastered on his face.
"Well, that was easy." He laughed before retreating to the main hall.
"Remember, you're the one that's telling Kakuzu about this." I yelled to him as he made his way down the hall.
"Yea, don't worry. I'm going to find him now." He yelled back before rounding a corner.
Immediately after Hidan had disappeared, Deidara came hobbling in the door. His right leg was in his hand, and was covered in blood. It was actually quite a hilarious site.
"Shiori-Hikaru, I'm going to ki-"
"Uhun, you deserved it Dei." I interrupted him, smiling innocently.
"I deserved to get me leg cut off for telling Tobi to steal your underwear!?" He yelled as he tried to hop over to me.
"Yes you did. At least I didn't let Hidan kill you." I laughed as I stood from the couch. "Now, come on, I'll take you to Kakuzu." I finished before grabbing his hand and dragging him down the main hall.