?!?: Part 2! Never Will I Quit!
Xianghua: That's the spirit!
Mitsurugi: Don't encourage her, she'll keep on writing...
?!?: Fudge you, Mitsubishi piece of crap.
Cassandra: That's mean even to me. Fuck! Mitsubishi?
?!?: Cassandra! Did you just say the 'F' word?
Cassandra: Mitsubishi?
Mitsurugi: No, she's talking about 'fuck', you can't say 'fuck' you fucking dumbass!
?!?: Mitsurugi!
Cassandra: Why the fuck not?
?!?: Cassandra!
Xianghua: Dude, you just said fuck again!
?!?: Xianghua!
Amy: Fuck!
?!?: Amy!
Cassandra: What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody? Fuck, fuckity, fuck fuck fuck!
?!?: How would you like to go see Counselor Sophitia?
Cassandra: How would you like to suck my-
Chapter 2: Grand Night!
Outside:
(Well, we left off with Zasalamel, the perv. He OOCness should be familiar to that of...Oh never mind.)
The man with an incredible sense of sight and hearing, was peering at an upstairs room."Oh yeah, what is going on in Room 20? Lover's quarrel?" Of course, he was well off the mark.
Roomy 20:
"I thought I told you the Rules before we came here? Jeez, do you ever listen to a word I say?" Silence on the other's part. "Are you listening Amy? Come on, so you saw the woman more than a few times. The b*tch has two men on her leash and you still want to-"
"Don't...Call her that..." The otherwise quiet teen said.
"I call her what I want. I don't want you to go anywhere near her room, you heard me?" Silence again. "Yes Raphael...Father..." "Now, I want you to get some sleep. If you need me, I'll be in Room 27, just down this corner past the elevator. No girls--Or boys! Or I will break them!!!" But he ended, almost mockingly, "Sweet dreams, Amy dearest."
Slam! He swiftly left the room.
Amy quickly assessed the situation. Although, it didn't seem like it, she was damn sharp. And especially when it came to getting what she wanted. Now, how to get to the beautiful mistress...No...Xianghua was her name..."Dammit!" The red-head pounded her fists into the queen-sized pink dressed bed.
She knew that Raphael loved her, but he could really be a b*tch. If only he could get a girlfriend...Wait, never mind. By his clothes and gesture, he might very well be gay. To hook him up with someone would be..Quiet a task. So the girl focused on escape first...
Over in Room 5...
"They gave you a very pretty room, Xianghua." The sexy monk, Maxi strutted (overly sexy people do not walk like us normal people...) over to the adorable doll-house like bed. This room had everything pink and white. Creepy Barbie Theme...(Available now for only 99.99!)
"True, it suits your character..." said the equally sexy companion, except although he wasn't as self-wary of it as Maxi. "Maxi--the hell are you doing in the bed?" Xianghua asked stifling back a laugh; Maxi wasn't paying attention. "Le' me lone, bed comfy!" He curled his body up cutely. "You can't say no to me, can you?" *Pouty Sexy Ferret Stare Ho!* . "Actually, it's pretty easy. Hell no Maxi, I really need a break from our last fiasco. Because of you, we always wind up in some weird situation!" Maxi was devastated (not). "Oh really, like what?"
"That time we was chased by that mutant gerbil," Xianghua began.
"Now that was hilarious!" Maxi admitted.
"Alright, I'll leave,leave Xianghua to her perfect room," sighed the man without receiving a reply. "Kilik, please take care of him, he only listen to you!" Kilik chuckled and scratched his messy hair modestly. "Sure! We'll have a great day tomorrow, I promise Xianghua." They both turned to leave. As she shut the door, Xianghua could only think how odd it was Maxi loved her room. For some horrible reason, she imagined him wearing extremely frilly lingerie...Oh God...
At least she had that beautiful gal to think about. Xianghua knew what room she was in, but knowing those two, they'll be back over here in no time [maybe with a drunken monk]. "Aww to hell with this! Kilik needs to babysit that man for a bit!" Its high time Xianghua had that red-head in her bed!
Roomy 19...
Ivy was beginning to get annoyed. She was quite sure the voice she was hearing was Raphael. She felt like letting Valentine rip his head off. "Then again, maybe I'm annoyed because--" (You haven't had anyone to 'torture' in a looong timeee....) "Shut up you desperate dirtbag of a voice!" (Otay!)
"Honestly, what type of pervert.." She got up and went over to the window. "Spies on people-" Her train of thought was cut off by a large sexy African peeping in her window. They were both frozen, like being caught in the headlights of an oncoming sixteen-wheeler.
Outside:
"Holy shit!!!!" Zasalamel fell out the tree with a major nosebleed. Ivy however for all of her brains was dumbstruck. She was (for once) putting on a regular shirt, but was halfway in the process. "Oh my goodness, I have to see if he's okay!!!"
/ Lacy....Soooo lacy..../ was all Zasalamel could repeat in his brain trauma.
Room 9
Boy the set up in this place sure is odd. Now there is a double jointed room, but they are both the same...number? Even to Cassandra that didn't make much sense. Or the fact that they had to put her with an even stranger looking dude by the name of Lizardman! *Knock Knock!* "Freak me Freddy, who could this be?" Cassie was just about to watch wrestling and here come some ass!
"Hello! Did you order some...Ugh, dinosaur hearts?" the room service girl lifted the platter. "Ack! It's alive!" Somehow blood squirted out onto Cassandra's pajamas. "Wrong door, dunderhead!!!" Cassandra angrily pointed to the left of her. "Oh I'm sorry sir or ma'am!" The retart scurried off. Time for some peace and- What... DA FUCK happened to the T.V!!!"
Needless to say, Cassandra won't be relaxing.
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Room 9-A
"Nom, nom nom nom.... ummm, nom, nom..." (eating.)
Some unknown room #...
"MwhahaHA! What a sucker! I'm gonna rip off everyone in this whole damn hotel!" Taki! How could you! "What did you expect, why not steal, Namco doesn't pay me enough for wearing these tights honey!" Taki continued basking in her stolen treasures on her ultra round white bed. She had in mind to steal gold far more precious though...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
Myst. 1: Let's just take a look in on everyone shall we, until tomorrow, not much will heat up.
Yoshimitsu: How do you know if things ever will?
Myst. 3: Yeah, you never put them in the same room, how will the people get to each other?
Hualin: ...How do you two know about the plan that thoroughly?
Myst. 2: Kihihihi, isn't that something? Spy time!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
Room 1- Absent? The hell he went? (Did he even show up yet?)
Room 5- Thinking and pacing for once in her life.
Room 9 A- Pissed off, no T.V.
Room 9 B- Hey, is that our servant Cecilia getting her head eaten off? Hard workers are so hard to come by these days...lol
Room 13- Why is Nightmare wearing a towel? Siegfried: wtf? O.o
Room 19- Where the hell she runnin' to?
Room 20- *Frustrated Grunt Ho*
and Room 28 - Let's just say a "baser" is in there...
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
Room 13:
Directly upon seeing Nightmare...
"AHHH! I DID ALL THAT RUNNING FOR NOITHING!!!" This dude really had some lungs on him! "Aww, you missed me, you're too kind! Give me a lil' sugha!" Nightmare began to make kissy noises. "Get away from meeeeh!" Siegfried hollered and zoomed out the door.
"He'll come back...They always come back."
[Narrator: No, they don't.]
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"Where exactly am I running to," Siegfried asked himself out loud. He stopped abruptly, because he had in fact left his possessions in the room, so he would have to return. (Nightmare: "I toldja!"). "Haaah, alll that running, I'm soo thirsty and hungry! I could of had room service, but maybe there is a dining room-" He did not have any monies on him, so how was he to buy food? [He forgot everything was free.] "Schie! (Translation: Shit!)"
Then mad heavy steps flew from around the corner behind him! "Eeek!" He ducked out of sight behind a vending machine. It was Raphael storming around the corner. He immediately spotted Siegfried, because his armor was so noticeable.
"Sir, what are you doing? Running away from some mad rapist monster, ha heh," he chuckled at his last thought. "As a matter of fact, I am! Can you please allow me to use your room- just to hide and formulate a plan?" /I like where this is going!/ "Of course, you unfortunate man! follow me..." He gestured with his lengthy arms gracefully. /Enter the lair of love...MWHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough*/. [How can you cough telepathically?]. "SHUT UPPP!" Raphael blurted aloud. "Sir, are you okay?" Siegfried electric-blue eyes filled with worry. "Sure, sure, sometimes I hear voices is all." Raphael couldn't help but stare at him. /He looks adorable like that.../ Siegfried sighed his relief, "Oh, good, that happens to me all of the time!"
Outside:
"Excuse me sir! Please oh please! Are you alright?!"
Zasalamel's head was killing him, and his head was groggy, but he thanked the Lord above his vision was not 20/20 but 80/80, Ivy was kneeling over him to see if he was alright; and it was quite a sight."Yessss, I'm perfectly fine now..." he was still a bit out, but he'll live. "Can you walk, or do you need me to get assistance? We'll get you to a hospital-"
"Oh no!" He sat up quickly. If he were to leave, how was he supposed to complete his report?! "Thank you very much, I'm sorry I frightened you, I'm just a local photographer needed for a few shots of this grand hotel. What's your name? I'm Zasalamel." He held out a dark hand pleasantly. "Valentine... You can call me Ivy though, you can get situated in my room if you want; it's getting chilly out here..." she rubbed her arms, and that wasn't the only way you could tell she was cold from her thin shirt. /Heheheh, the rest of the report can wa~it!/
Room 10:
Maxi let out an exaggerated yawn, and stretched across his magnificent bed. /Boring.../. All of the colors were a bit serious and masculine: strong navy blue, lined with gold and silver, like military colors. Kilik walked in behind him and set down his belongings on the single mattress adjacent from his friend. "I didn't expect you to like Xianghua's room so much Maxi!"Kilik could tell when any of his friends switched moods. "Well, I just liked being in the room because, five is my favorite number..." [Narrator: Quick wits ran in his family...]
The pirate felt like changing subjects."Want to order room service? I even snagged a few coupons!" He whipped out a couple of slips to show that food was going to be cheap tonight! "Maxi! What did we say about stealing from where we're setting up for a while?! We have a free discount anyway!" [These people cannot believe when anything is free.] Maxi was bound to get them kicked out, and it wasn't even the third chapter yet. Said man put a contemplative hand to his chin, "Why.... Okay, I got nothing...". He rolled over with cat-like agility off of the bed; he was starting his pleading mode.
He put a *brotherly*, tight arm around Kilik's neck. "Aww, you can't stay mad at me! Can you?" He was incredibly close, so when Kilik turned his head, their faces nearly met.
"Don't push me...Well I guess it's alright, but only this time Maxi! Next time, I'll string you up by the fingers!"He was pretending to be stern, but a smile was hidden in his eyes. At this, Maxi feigned gratefulness. "Thank you, oh thanks bro!" He put Kilik into a close headlock, giving me a rub on the head. "Hey~! Gahh!" Kilik yelled out. Kilik, trying to knock him off, spiraled both of them around the room; they were a laughing mess! /This is my chance.../ in their fooling around; Maxi pulled Kilik in a close hug, and lightly kissed him on the cheek.[He is so damn fresh!]
"Wha-?" Kilik suddenly broke the lock he was in. /Uh Oh! / The saintly man before Maxi's eyes was holding his head down, with a hand on where he place his lips. /Might as well 'fess up.../ The Elvis-haired man walked up to his long time crush."Kilik," when he was close enough to the cloaked man (Yes, I put him in a jacket) warrior, Maxi took both of his hands into the other's. "Before you murder me Soul Calibur Style, I want you to know...I've been in love--" *HUG*! "Ki-lik?" Kilik was either trying to bear hug him to death, or fanboyishly clinging to him!
"I want you too..." Kilik whispered into his ear. "I've just always been afraid Maxi..." ///He was afraid? Afraid of what?///. "Well, promise you won't laugh?" Up until now, he was nestled shyly into Maxi's vest. "Why would I dare laugh at you?" Maxi asked seriously as he lifted his chin up by the fingertips. He was closer to those lips he'd only felt in his dreams... "Tell me Kilik."
"I've never kissed anyone before Maxi."
O.o
?!?: I'm finally done after--*gets smacked by a Rapier sword*
Raphael: Do you-*whap*-know how long-*smack* we've been waiting!!!???
?!?: OWW! (X..x) I didn't mean it! *whispering* I was not even going to finish this--
Nightmare: What did you just say?!
?!?: *Help?*
Raphael and Nightmare: Let's team up, just this once!
MWHAHAHAHAHA!