So, I finally decided to upload this. What, I said it wasn't going to be a primary fic! Anyways, I hope you all enjoy~! Also, I've decided to do it like this: one chapter will be a blog post, the next Rin's life, then another blog post, etc, etc. Mkay~? Keep sending in those messages, though~!
Okay, first off, let's start with the replies, before I go on a little rant. By the way, if you want me to keep your message confidential, just let me know. I probably should have mentioned that sooner... Whatever.
"Dear Ongaku-sama,
I feel lonely and unloved, and that everybody ignores me. How can I feel better other than eating sweets? Cause I hate sweets. I just don't want to feel alone. It's a horrible feeling.
From,
OtakuGirl347"
Dear Otaku,
Well, as far as the feeling better without eating sweets thing, how about you try writing in a diary or something? Writing is a great way to vent! As for feeling alone, you shouldn't. I'm sure you have plenty of people who love you, as corny as that sounds. If it's any consolation, you seem like a lovely person to me! I bet we could be great friends; you should message me sometime!
From,
Ongaku-sama
"Dear Ongaku-sama,
I'm keeping a secret from a friend and it's driving making me sick. I just don't know how to tell her without her looking at me differently! You see, I'm seeing someone, and I don't think she'd approve. Actually, I don't think anyone would, but lying to my friend is way, way worse than lying to anyone else. Should I tell her? I want to, but I'd hate to ruin our friendship.
From,
Confused Lover"
Dear Lover,
Well, if it were me, I would tell me friend and hope for the best. Friendships are based on trust, and besides, if she doesn't accept you for who you are, then she probably isn't a very good friend.
From,
Ongaku-sama
"Dear Ongaku-baka,
What are you doing, trying to steal my job? I know you go to my school. I'm on to you, bitch.
From,
Whisper-sama"
Dear Whisper-chama (I call you this because you're acting like a spoiled baby - but what else is new?),
At the risk of sounding rude, you can kiss my ass. At least I give semi-good advice, you tsundere skank. I'm not stealing your job, you just suck so bad at it that people are coming to me instead of you.
From,
Ongaku-sama
"Dear Ongaku-sama
Why the Community can't accept Incest, Yuri, and Yaoi? T.T
Incest, Yuri, and Yaoi is sexy right?
From Azer Yamato"
Dear Azer,
I don't know why the Community can't accept Yaoi and Yuri. I mean, yaoi is damn sexy, and while as a straight chick I don't find yuri sexy, I certainly think it's fine. Incest is illegal, though. Not saying it isn't sexy, or anything, but... Still. They have some justification there.
From,
Ongaku-sama
"Dear Ongaku-sama,
There's this girl I really like, but I don't want to tell her, because our love would be considered wrong. How can I show her I love her without telling her?
From,
Onii-chan"
Dear Onii-chan,
Well, if you REALLY don't want to tell her, then I guess you could leave a present on her doorstep or something. Something romantic like a rose, or maybe something you'd think she'd like? Good luck!
From,
Ongaku-sama
Okay, there are two messages that I'm keeping confidential for MY sake; however, I'm still replying to them.
Dear Zombies,
Feelings? What feelings? Romantic feelings? He's my brother. Isn't that reason enough not to tell him?
From,
Ongaku-sama
Dear Indigo,
Thanks for the complement, but I think you need your head examined. I don't know what a vocaloid is, but I don't think there's any doujinshi about myself and my best friend (I'm assuming that's who you meant), and I KNOW there's none about myself and my brother. And, no, I'm not going to let my brother read it, and he's not going to confess to me, because he doesn't love me like that. I mean, what's the chances of us feeling the same way?
From,
Ongaku-sama
Okay, now that that's done, I have a little rant. YES, Zombies and Indigo, I'm talking about you here. I don't know how you two know who I am, or HOW you know about my unhealthy attraction to my brother, but cut it out. I'm not confessing to him. That would ruin everything. Think about it! He wouldn't feel the same way, and then I'd never get to hang out with him again! So quit sending me messages about it. On another note, I'm not as mean as my note to Whisper-bitch made me seem, but she's a jerk. Trust me.
So, how did you all think I did at this? I think I did a pretty damn good job, if I do say so myself. I mean, shit, this isn't that hard. I wonder why a certain tsundere slut-bucket has such a hard time with it. Probably because she's an unfeeling ass that couldn't give advice to a schooldesk. Shit, I really do sound like a bitch, don't I? Also, I cursed a lot in this paragraph. Whatever, I'm not apologizing for it. I curse like a sailor, but that doesn't make me a bad person, right? Ah, hell. I should try to be nicer. Dammit. Okay, Whisper-chama, I'm sorry that your advice sucks so much. Yay! I feel like Mother Teresa.
All jokes aside, though, I'm not a bad person. Certain people just piss me off. Hey, maybe I can use this thing as an online diary. People who know me are on this thing, but they don't know who I am! Eh, it's probably a bad idea. What do you guys think?
Okay, that's it. Until next time,
Ongaku-sama
Maybe it shouldn't be in italics... Then again, it will help differenciate between blog chapters and non-blog chapters!