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White Witch: What is your name, Son-of-Adam?
Edmund: Edmund.
White Witch: And how, Edmund, did you come to enter my dominion?
Edmund: I'm not sure. I was just following my sister and--
White Witch: Your sister? How many are you?
Edmund: (looks puzzled) Counting me? Last time I checked there were 6.5 Billion.
White Witch:(to herself) Um...What?(to Ed)Wait, that's how many Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve there are in the world right?
Edmund:Yeah.
White Witch:Oh, how are there in your family?
Edmund:Counting me? Four.
White Witch: Edmund, you look so cold. Will you come and sit with me?
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