It's me if you like it or not, and I'm back with another chapter of funny.Hope you hate monsters, cuz that is what this one is filled with!! P.S. I still hate you Aphrodite.Even though your hot, your very stupid and gullible. Your goin' to pay for that you little #!#!!
Good ol' Aphrodite. Always swearin' and playin the hard way. lol
How to tick off monsters
Tell Kampe she's got a little something on her head
Tell Greyon that three heads are always stupider than one
Tell the Sphinx that if she didn't give people stupid tests, she might actually have a life-or not.
Try to give a hundred handed one a high five and then slap his face and say, "I missed"
Tell a Cyclopes that in this world it's an eye for an eye
Tell Medusa that if she doesn't get a haircut, you'll do it yourself
Tell the kindly ones that if they got any kinder, you would have to put a bow on their heads and a sword through their stomach
Tell a Laistrygonian giant that if they were really cannibals, they should eat themselves.
Tell Crusty his beds should go to Tartarus and ask if he ever heard of the word toothpaste.
Tell the cheerleaders/ vampires would be better if they studied Medusa and Kampe
That ends my second chapter.Not as good as my first, though.Please post comments on your way out, and if your not to busy, check out my other Percy Jackson stories. They are pretty intense.Give me ideas of future topics to make fun of.