Disclaimer: I do not own, claim to own, or pretend to own the characters involved in this work of fiction. Even though I sometimes feel Hungary and I are nearly the same.

Note: This was way too much fun not to do another for, and so this one spawned as well. This time with my favorite (and possibly only) het pairing!

Enjoy, su!

Perfect Enemy

#1 – Angst
He couldn't believe she'd had the audacity to invite him to the wedding, especially knowing full well how he felt.

#2 – AU
The knight danced with the princess, both completely unaware that they were dancing with the enemy.

#3 - Crack!Fic
"Oh my god, that is totally awesome!" Gilbert wheezed in between laughter when he Elizaveta stalked sulkily out of the changing room in her Carebear costume.

#4 – Crossover
Elizaveta regarded the albino at the ship's controls with a scowl, turning to Roderich and said, "I don't like him."

#5 - First Time
When he finally worked up the nerve to kiss her for the first time, it was clumsy, wet, and their teeth knocked together.

#6 – Fluff
Hungary felt her face flush bright red when she opened the box to find a long sword and a note from Prussia saying it suited her more than the frilly dress Austria insisted she wear.

#7 – Humour
"So help me god, if you don't put that fucking camera down and stop Russia from RAPING me, I will never play dress up for you again!"

#8 - Hurt/Comfort
She rested a shaking hand on his bandaged forehead, wishing with all her might that she could free them both from Russia's grasp.

#9 – Smut
A strangled oath tumbled from her lips when Gilbert's grinning face disappeared between her thighs.

#10 – UST
Prussia stripped his sopping shirt off and tried not to grin when Hungary's gaze lingered on the water that glistened on his pale chest.

End

1: Sometimes, Hungary is horribly cruel.

2: I can just see her being a princess in the Austro-Hungarian Empire and Prussia being an uppity foreign knight who sneaks into one of the masked balls.

3: She lost a bet. Enough said.

4: Did anyone realize they were aboard the Serenity? Or that I did a Firefly reference?

5: She wouldn't have changed it for the world.

6: I think Prussia appreciates her more as herself than the lady she tries to be for Austria.

7: You just know that she'd be as useless as France in a situation like that.

8: During Soviet occupation of both countries. I learned something too! :D

9: Lol, sex.

10: Because Prussia is the sex.

I feel I did a better job filling this meme the second time around and only did minor grammar rapeage. But time will tell and so will my bff/editor, so enjoy! *twinkles*

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