Chapter 3- A walk in hell
The 15 nin of Konoha and sunagakure were around by the little village. Shikamaru was thinking that the 3 things more hated by people of the countryside were foreign strangers, women with superiority complex and pallid - gay - look - a - like, and his group had the tree
"Ew" - sight Shikamaru. Everybody in the street was look at them and whispering "it's the new guys". Only Gaara Temari, Kankuro aren't hurried. Being Gaara the shukaku, they were known throughout the sunagakure as "sexysandmanteddybear29", "fangirlakeboshi_666" and "mewmewtoquiocatlover _ ^ ^).
The thoughts of Shikamaru were interrupted by a sudden headache and a huge PAW. It past a few seconds until Shikamaru realised that a stone had being throw against his head
- "Suck it city idiots" - yelled a little kid, with approximately 7 years, from inside the tavern.
While Shikamaru considers entering the Tavern or not, the rest of the group tried not to laugh, expect Gaara, whose expression almost never changed, Shino which (almost) nothing annoyed him or make him laugh and Sai, which was too busy looking to the cute little butt of the farmer who just passed by.
Shikamaru decided enter the tavern and confront the kid. He walks in and saw the kid next to a group of 3 boys and several adults, slightly drunk, laughing.
- "Oy, was you who throw this stone at me?" - Sayed Shikamaru, pointing to the stone at his hand
- "Yes, i was" - sayed the kid, full of pride
- "That wasn´t very nice"
-"So?..."
- "So that is not way to treat people, I think you whom me an apology"
All in the tavern began laughing
- "What if I don't apologize? You beat meUHN?"
All in the tavern began shouting, proud in the boy
- "Well, i think some slaps across your face could made you good"-said Shikamaru
- "EY, are you treating my son?" - said a huge man, with a threatening look on his face, taking a knife from his belt
- "Show him, Dad"
Shikamaru start to think. First, the light of the tavern was low, the kagemane no jutso would not work very well against men. But, a good Ninja never leaves home without a kunai and shurikens. Plus, we had 14 talented Shinobi outside ready to backup Shikamaru if something goes wrong
After awhile, Shikamaru said:
- "I know what, you are right. Sorry for having disturbed or insulted you or your child in any way"
Shikamaru knew that this was the best way to end the discussion
- "Apology accepted" - said the man, retaining the knife back to the belt
- "But dad… "
- "Shut up, Tite! You are still too young to understand discussions between adults! Why don't you go play outside, okay?"
Tite showed his tongue too Shikamaru and leaved with the other 3 boys
The tavern had calmed
- "Forgive my son. It is a little energetic."
-"You don't have too apologize"- said Shikamaru
After the discussion, everyone went home
Chapter 4- Spin the god dawn bottle!
-"Told you that was supposed to turn left"
Kakashi, Guy, Kurenai and Asuma were lost in the desert
- "Wait I had an idea" - said Guy
- "Now what?"-sight Asuma
- "Why won't you summon Pakou and he tracks the smell of Naruto, finding the way"
Kakashi remembered when Naruto took his "Icha Icha paradise "and lick it, for absolutory no reason
Kakashi summoned Pakou and the rest of his dogs, and they tracked the sense
- "NOW, TO LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Kurenai, asuma and Kakashi sweat dropped
-"AHHHHHH" - bark Kiba, after dinner – "I ´ m full. What do we do now?"
Everyone began thinking until Sai had an idea
- "How about "spicy spin the bottle""
- "What is that?" - chouji asked
- "We made a circle, spun the bottle and however landed in go to a closet for 5 minutes"-said Sai
During the moment, an awkward silence invaded the kitchen
~ Meanwhile ~
- "I don't know but heard..."
-"I don't know but I have heard"
- "I don't know but I have heard"
- "I don't know but I have heard"
- "... That I love my student's from my heart"
- "That I love my student's from my heart"
- "That I love my student's from my heart"
- "That I love my student's from my heart I don't have time for this"
All made a circle with a bottle in the middle. Spin the bottle. It was in Lee. Lee spins the bottle. It was in non other than Gaara of the desert
Slightly red, the two were for the closet.
~ Meanwhile ~
- "My student fights ´ s like a lion..."
- "My student fight ´ s like a lion"
-- "My student fight ´ s like a lion"
- "My student fight ´ s like a lion"
- "... I love me ´ m so much"
- "I love I ´ m so much"
- "I love I ´ m so much"
- "I love I ´ m so much that doesn't even rhyme"
"... Kiss, Kiss, fall in love, tanatanatanatanananananana"
- "I love this series" - said shoji
- "Me too"- said Kiba
- BIM -
Ring the bell, announcing that Gaara and Lee could leave
Gaara and Lee come out both very red, with hair going in all sides and clothes for the sides too
- "What happened inside?" - Kiba asked
- "I prefer not to talk about it" - Sayed Gaara
- "EWWW, that ´'s so gay!" - Sayed Naruto
- "At least i didn't ´ t Kiss Sasuke"
Naruto start sculling.
Gaara spun the bottle. It landed on Tenten. Tenten spun the bottle, and it landen on Neji, who start to blush a deeply red. The two walked in too the closet. Two minutes later, Neji come out of the closet crying, and locket himself in the bathroom again.
-"I´m coming"- sayed Lee
-"What did you do to him?" - asked Sakura
-"I don't know, we were almost kissin´ and he ran away."
~I´m the bathroom~
-"Okay, what's the matter, neji?"
-"I can't"
-"What?"
-"Say that I love her"
- "Its just a matter of time"
-"No its not. Tenten is pretty and I'm ugly and stupid"
-"No you're not, neji. You're manly, and sensitive…"
-"…AND I ATRATT DUDES! BUAAAAAAAAAAA"
-"I give up"
By now, Temari and Shikamaru we´re already in the closet.
Bouth start to blush, and, as the time past, they´re lips we´re comig more and more together
BIM
-"Okay, bitches, times over". Said Ino, taken shika and temari out of the closet.
They were doing they´re best by covering up the red on they face. Shikamaru spun the bottle. It landed on Naruto. Naruto spun the bottle. It landed on Hinata.
Hinata had turn blood-red. They walk in the closet.
"…BUT I WANT TO SEE TOQUIO MEW MEW"- yelled Kankuro
"…THAT ANIME IS GAY! WE ARE GOING TO WATCH OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!"- yelled kiba back
~ One hour had past~
-"Kids!" –yelled Guy, opening the door- "maybe they´re tran…"
Sai was running around naked, Lee was making out it Gaara on the couch, while Chouji and Temari were eating popcorn watching they making out. Ino,Sakura, and Tenten were drunk, Shino was on the fridge for absulutery no reason, Kiba and Kankuro were fighting cause of the TV, Shikamaru was complaining about how life is troublesome Neji was still crying on the bathroom and they were some pretty disturbing screams coming out of the closet.
-"ITS JUST LIKE ON THE BOOK"- yelled Kakashi
Asuma fainted and Kurenai was making a funny face
Guy had turn blue
Chapter 5 – SEX ED.
After everyone calm down, and Asuma regains conscious, everyone sat down as Guy start to speaking
-"I'm very disappointed it all of you. We thought you were responsible as genins and chunnins."
The rest of the jounin agreed
-"But no! You act like you're horny apes. "
The jounin start to raising they're eyebrows
-"That's why were giving you a SEX ED CLASS"
Kurenai´s eyes were wide open. Kakashi dropped his "Icha Icha paradise". Asuma fainted again.
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-"…and so, as the lotus open, the youthful sparkles up, spreading the petals of life everywhere. And that's who babies are born."- said Guy
-"YAEYH, GUY-SENSEI"
-"You have no idea what he just said"-said neji
-"… YAEYH, GUY-SENSEI"
Kurenai, Asuma and Kakashi looked at each other