Yay! Chapter two! Umm… I mean Star Wars: The Clone Wars short story #2. Anyways… ENJOY!

Obi-Wan Attempts To Get Back At Anakin

It was a beautiful morning on Corusant. Until you saw the Jedi Temple. Hung at various places on the inside, and outside was several pairs of underwear.

An earsplitting yell shattered the silence "ANAKIN!" Obi-Wan marched up to Anakin, holding one of the several pairs of underwear that the Jedi Temple had been decked with. "Did you do this?" He asked, his face growing red with anger.

Yoda walked past the two Jedi saying "Underwear, all over my Temple there is, Belongs to Obi-Wan it does."

* A note about Obi-Wan's underwear. You know how most people have little sings above their underwear saying Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and so on right? Well above Obi-Wan's underwear it says January, February, March, and so on.

Obi-Wan's face went bright red. "I will get you back for this." He muttered. 'I highly doubt it." Was Anakin's reply.

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Three days later Obi-Wan saw Anakin walk out of the Temple. Curious, he followed.

Obi-Wan followed Anakin to a huge building. Peering inside Obi-Wan saw that it was some sort of dance. With lots of girls. The majority of them were surrounding Anakin.

An idea formed in Obi-Wan's head. It was very devious. Perfect.

Ten minutes later Obi-Wan walked up to Padmae's apartment. He rang the buzzer and was greeted by C3PO. 3PO led him inside, continuously saying that Padmae was busy and that he should just leave.

"Hello Padmae." Obi-Wan greeted when he spotted her, cooking in the kitchen. "Sure, whatever." She replied. "Um, okay. Well Anakin's at a dance." He said.

"Sure, whatever."

"He snuck out"

"Sure, whatever."

"There's lot's of people there."

"Sure, whatever."

"Including girls."

That got her attention. "WHAT!" She yelled spinning around to face him. "Girls. Anakin. Dance." He said. "Oooo. When I get there he is going to get an earful. He will not come out of that dance without some very severe injuries!"

Padmae bowled over Obi-Wan, running out the door. Obi-Wan got up and followed her.

Obi-Wan watched as the young senator from Naboo marched into the dance.

From inside he heard high pitched, girly screams, as the world went black.

Floating just in front of Obi-Wan were some white letters saying "This scene is to violent for public audiences"

The moment passed and Obi-Wan went back to the Temple. Satisfied, he went to bed.

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Obi-Wan sat up and yawned. For a moment he was confused at why he was so happy. Then he remembered the previous night. Smiling he crawled out of bed and got dressed .

Obi-Wan noticed Ashoka in the Library. He decided to see if she knew that Anakin was injured or not. "How's Anakin." He asked her. "Um he's just fine." Said Ashoka, giving Obi-Wan a weird look.

Just then Anakin walked into the Library, perfectly fine. "A… ANAKIN! HOW ARE YOU NOT INJURED?" Obi-Wan yelled. "Oh Padmae let me off with a warning." Anakin replied. "But, the screams." Obi-Wan said. "Oh that was some other guy. Turns out his girl friend found out he was at the dance."

Obi-Wan dropped to his knees "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

for your information obi-wan DOES NOT know about Anakin and PAdmae. All he knows is that they are REALLY close friends. REALLY REALLY close friends... REALLY REALLY REALLY close friends... REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY... well you get the point.